LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE ITS REALLY GOOD PAY
MY TIRE WENT FLAT WHEN I LOOKED AT THE TIRE I NOTICED YOUR CAT SORRY!
U HAD YOUR BLADDER REMOVED AND YOUR ON THE MEND HERES A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AND A BOX OF DEPENDS
HAPPY VASECTOMY HOPE U FEEL ZIPPY CAUSE WHEN I HAD MINE I GOT REAL SNIPPY
HEARD YOUR WIFE LEFT U HOW UPSET U MUST BE BUT DONT FRET ABOUT IT SHE MOVED IN WITH ME
LOOKING BACK OVER THE YEARS THAT WEVE BEEN TOGETHER I CANT HEP BUT WONDER,WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING DAY TOO BAD NOONE LIKES YOUR WIFE
I MUST ADMIT U BROUGHT RELIGION INTO MY LIFE I NEVER BELIEVED IN HELL UNTIL I MET U!
AS THE DAYS GO BY,I THINK OF HOW LUCKY I AM THAT YOUR NOT HERE TO RUIN IT FOR ME
AS U GROW OLDER,MOM,I THINK OF ALL THE GIFTS YOUVE GIVEN ME LIKE THE NEED FOR THERAPY
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PROMOTION BEFORE U GO, WOULD U LIKE TO TAKE THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY BACKU PROBABLY NEED IT AGAIN
WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER,U ALWAYS SAID U WOULD DIE 4 ME NOW THAT WEVE BROKEN UP, I THINK NOW IS TIME FOR U TO KEEP YOUR PROMISE
WE ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS THAT IF WE WERE ON A SINKING SHIP AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE LIFE JACKET..IDE MISS U ALOT AND THINK OF U OFTEN
YOUR FRIENDS AND I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SO WERE HAVING U PUT TO SLEEP
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE DAD!
1.THATS NOT RIGHT - SUM TING WONG
2.ARE U HARBORING A FUGITIVE - HU YU HAI DING
3. SEE ME ASAP- KUM HAI NAO
4.STUPID MAN- DUM FUK
5.SMALL HORSE-TAI NI PO NI
6.DID U GO TO THE BEACH-WAI YU SO TAN
7.I BUMPED INTO A COFFEE TABLE-AI BANG MAI FA KIN NI
8.I THINK U NEED A FACE LIFT -CHIN TU FAT
9.ITS VERY DARK IN HERE- WAO SO DIM
10.I THOUGHT U WERE ON A DIET-WAI YU MUN CHING
11.THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE-NO PAH KING
12.OUR MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK-WAI YU KUM NAO
133.STAYING OUT OF SIGHT-LEI YING LO
14.HES CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE WA SHING KA
15.YOUR BODY ODER IS OFFENSIVE-YU STIN KI PU
16.GREAT-FA KIN SU PAH
BITCHDOM
WHEN I STAND UP FOR MYSELF AND MY BELIEFSTHEY CALL ME A BITCH
WHEN I STAND UP FOR THE ONES I LOVE,THEY CALL ME A BITCH
WHEN I SPEAK MY MIND,THINK MY OWN THOUGHTS OR DO THINGS MY OWN THEY CALL ME A BITCH
BEING A BITCH MEANS I WONT COMPROMISE WHATS IN MY HEART
IT MEANS LIVING MY LIFE MY WAY
IT MEANS I WONT ALLOW ANYONE TO STEP ON ME
WHEN I REFUSE TO TOLERATE INJUSTICE AND SPEAK AGAINST IT ,IM A BITCH
THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN I TAKE TIME FOR MYSELF INSTEAD OF BEING EVERYONES MAID,OR WHEN I ACT A LITTLE SELFISH
IT MEANS I HAVE THE COURAGE &STRENGTH TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE WHO TRUELY AM AND WONT BECOME ANYONES IDEA OF WHAT THEY THINK I SHOULD BE
IM OUTSPOKEN,OPINIONATED AND DETERMINED
I WANT WHAT I WANT AND THERES NOTHING WRONG W/THAT
SO TRY TO STOMP ON ME,TRY TO DOUSE MY INNER FLAME,TRY TO SQAUSH EVERY OUNCE OF BEAUTY I HOLD WITHIN ME.U WONT SUCCEED
AND IF THAT MAKES ME A BITCH THEN SO BE IT
B-BABE
I-IN
T-TOTAL
C-CONTROL OF
H-HERSELF
B-BEAUTIFUL
I-INTELLIGENT
T-TALENTED
C-CHARMING
H-HELL OF A WOMAN
B-BEAUTIFUL
I-INDIVIDUAL
T-THAT
C-CAN
H-HANDLE ANYTHING