WHY DID THE BLOND BRING A GUN TO THE WEDDING? SHE WAS TOLD TO HOLD UP THE BRIDES TRAIN
WHY DID THE BLOND RUN OUT OF SHAMPOO?SHE KEPT FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS-LATHER,RINSE REPEAT
WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY WHEN THE AIRPLANE SHOOK?THERE MUST BE A EARTQUAKE
HOW DO U KEEP A BLOND AT HOME?BUILD A CIRCULAR DRIVEWAY
HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO PUT IN A LIGHT BULB/ONE..TO YELL FOR DADDY
U CAN TYPE 60 WORDS A MINUTE WITH YOUR FEET
INSTANT COFFEE TAKES TOO LONG
U ANSWER THE DOOR B4 PEOPLE KNOCK
U SLEEP WITH YOUR EYES OPEN
U R THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AT STARBUCKS AND U DONT EVEN WORK THERE
U LICK YOUR COFFEE POT CLEAN
U GO TO AA MEETINGS JUST GET FREE COFFEE
U HAVE A PICTURE OF YOUR COFFEE MUG ON YOUR COFFEE MUG