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| WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES,ANOTHER OPENS,BUT WE OFTEN LOOK SO LONG AND SO REGRETFULLY UPON THE CLOSED DOOR THAT WE DONT SEE THE ONE THAT HAS OPENED FOR US REPUTATION IS WHAT PEOPLE THINK U ARE CHARACTER IS WHAT U REALLY R U HAVE TO COUNT ON LIVING EVERY SINGLE DAY IN A WAY U BELIEVE WILL MAKE U FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR LIFE SO THAT IF IT WERE OVER TOMARROW,YOU WOULD BE CONTENT WITH YOURSELF THE ONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO BE BETTER THAN HIMSELF IS LIKELY TO HAVE MORE SUCCESS THAN THE ONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO BE BETTER THAN SOMEONE ELSE A HUG IS A GREAT GIFT ONE SIZE FITS ALL AND ITS ESY TO EXCHANGE WORDS BRAKE NO BONES BUT THEY DO BREAK HEARTS YOUTH IS NOT A TIME IN LIFE-ITS A STATE OF MIND.NOBODY GROWS OLD BY MERELY LIVING A NUMBER OF YEARS.PEOPLE GROW OLD ONLY BY DESERTING THEIR IDEALS CHERISH YOUR PERISHABLES-FRIENDS&FAMILY BE PATIENT WITH THE FAULTS OF OTHERS,THEY HAVE TO BE PATIENT WITH YOURS WE CAN DO NO GREAT THINGS -ONLY SMALL THINGS WITH GREAT LOVE DOCTORS SAY THAT CHEERFUL PEOPLE RESIST DISEASE BETTER THAN GLOOMY PEOPLE A CHEERFUL HEART IS GOOD MEDICINE PAIN NOURISHES COURAGE.U CANT BE BRAVE IF U ONLY HAD WONDERFUL THINGS HAPPEN TO U TEACH US TO NUMBER OUR DAYS AND RECONIZE HOW FEW THEY ARE,HELP US TO SPEND THEM AS WE SHOULD THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO MAKE NO MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY NEVER TRY TO DO ANYTHING BLOWING OUT SOMEONE ELSES CANDLE WONT MAKE YOURS BRIGHTER |
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| 13 things that it took me 50 years to learn by dave barry 1.never,under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night 2.if u had to identify,in one word why the human race has not achieved,and never will achieve its full potential,that word would be ''meetings'' 3.there is a very thin line between hobby and mental illness 4.people who want to share their religous views with u almost never want u to share yours with them 5.and when god,who created the entire universe with all its glories,decide to deliver a message to humanity,he will not use,as his messanger,a person on cable tv with a bad hairstyle 6.u should not confuse your career w/ your life 7.no matter what hapens somebody will find a way to take it too seriously 8.nobody cares if u cant dance well just get up and dance 9.take out the fortune b4 eating the fortune cookie 10.the most destructive force in the universe is gossip 11.u should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that u think shes pregnant unless u can see an actual baby emerging from her at the moment 12.the main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them 13.a person whos nice to u but not nice to a waiter is not a nice person TIPS FOR STAYING SAFE...FOR WOMEN YOUR ELBOW IS THE STRONGEST POINT IN YOUR BODY SO USE IT IF U R EVER THROWN IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR ,KICK OUT THE BACK TAIL LIGHTS AND STICK YOUR ARM THROUGH THE HOLE AND START WAVING LIKE CRAZY THE DRIVER WONT SEE U BUT VERYBODY ELSE WILL 3 REASONS WOMEN ARE EASY TARGETS FOR RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLANCE ARE 1.NOT KNOWING WHATS GOING ON AROUND U 2.PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR BODY LANGUAGE 3.AFTER GETTING INTO YOUR CAR LOCK DOORS AND DRIVE AWAY ALSO WHEN U GET IN YOUR CAR LOOK AROUND TO SEE THERES NO ONE THERE IF YOUR PARKED NEXT TO A VAN ENTER YOUR CAR FROM THE PASSENGER SIDE AWAYS TAKE ELEVATOR INSTEAD OF STAIRS IF A PREDATOR HAS A GUN AND U ARE NOT UNDER HIS CONTROL ALWAYS RUN the smile she smiled at a sorrowful stranger.the smile seemed to make him feel better.he remembered past kindnesses of a friend and wrote him a thank u note.the friend was so pleased with the thank u that he left a large tip after lunch.the waitress,surprised by the size of the tip.bet the whole thing on a hunch the next day she picked up her winnings and gave part to a man on the street.the man on the street was grateful for 2 days hed had nothing to eat after he finished,he left for his small dingy room he didnt know at the moment that he might be facing his doom on the way he picked a shivering puppy and took him home to get warm. the puppy was grateful to be in out of the storm that night the house caught on fire the puppy barked the alarm.he barked till he woke up the whole household and saved everybody from harm.one of the boys that he saved grew up to be president.all this b/c of a simple smile that didnt cost a cent |
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