| THINGS NEVER SAY TO A COP | ||||
| 1.I CANT REACH MY LICENSE UNLESS U HOLD MY BEER 2.SORRY,OFFICER,I DIDNT REALIZE MY RADAR DETECTOR WASNT PLUGGED IN 3.ARENT U THE GUY FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE 4.HEY,U MUST HAVE BEEN DOING ABOUT 125 TO FEEP UP W/ME GREAT JOB 5.ARE U ANDY OR BARNEY! 6.I THOUGHT U HAD TO BE IN RELATIVELY GOOD ORDER TO BE A POLICE OFFICER 7.YOUR NOT GONNA CHECK THE TRUNK ARE U! 8.I PAY YOUR SALARY 9.GEE,OFFICER!THATS TERRIFIC THE LAST OFFICER ONLY GAVE ME A WARNING TOO. 10.DO U KNOW WHY U PULLED ME OVER!OKAY JUST SO ONE OF US KNOWS 11.I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IP W/TRAFFIC.YES I KNOW THERE ARE NO CARS AROUND.THATS HOW FAR AHEAD OF ME THEY ARE to the class of 97 make love not war hit the bed not the floor love is good sex is heaven where the class of 97! |
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