THINGS NEVER SAY TO A COP
1.I CANT REACH MY   LICENSE  UNLESS U HOLD MY BEER
2.SORRY,OFFICER,I DIDNT REALIZE MY RADAR  DETECTOR WASNT PLUGGED IN
3.ARENT U THE GUY FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
4.HEY,U MUST HAVE BEEN DOING  ABOUT 125 TO FEEP UP W/ME GREAT JOB
5.ARE U ANDY OR BARNEY!
6.I THOUGHT U HAD TO BE IN RELATIVELY GOOD ORDER TO BE  A POLICE OFFICER
7.YOUR NOT GONNA CHECK THE TRUNK ARE U!
8.I PAY YOUR SALARY
9.GEE,OFFICER!THATS TERRIFIC THE LAST OFFICER ONLY GAVE ME A WARNING TOO.
10.DO U KNOW WHY U PULLED ME OVER!OKAY  JUST SO ONE OF US KNOWS
11.I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IP W/TRAFFIC.YES I KNOW THERE ARE NO CARS AROUND.THATS HOW FAR  AHEAD  OF ME THEY ARE


to the class of 97

make love not war
hit the bed not the floor
love is good sex is heaven
where the class of 97!
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