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| ***DARN KIDS*** A salesman calls this house,and the 3 year old son answers the phone. The salesman ask,"Can I talk to your mother?" The boy whispers in a very low voice,"She's busy". The salesman asks,"Can I talk to your Daddy?' The kid whispers again,in a very low voice"he's busy too. The salesman then ask,"Is there any one else there?" The tot replies in the same quite voice."A policeman". The salesman inquires,"Can I talk to the policeman?" He repeats again,in a low whisper,"He's busy too." The salesman again question him and ask, "Is there any one else there?" The kid comes backin a whisper,"A Fireman." The salesman then wants to know if he can talk to a Fireman.And once again the tot whisper, "He's busy too." By now the salesman is really wondering what is going on.He ask the boy,"What are they all Doing?" The little rug-rat replies,still in a very low whisper... "Looking For ME" He!He!He! .................................................................... |
| "So many languages in the world,and A Smile Speaks Them All." |
| SMILE A LOT,It's Cost Nothing and is beyond PRICE.... |
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| Brrrrpp!!! He! He!He! |
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| Bye...Muuuaahhh!!! |
| God notice Adam was lonely oneday and said that god would create a com- panion that would never Nag ,Do all cooking and cleaning,watch and enjoy sports and serve him and take care of all Adam's needs. Now Adam said,that must be expensive though. God replied "An arm and leg" ......"What can I get for a RIB?" hehehe. |
| The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said,"Since we are the best of friends,I would not want to insult you by offering payment.But I would like you to know that I had mentioned you in my Will." "That's very kind of you,"said the doctor emotionally,and then add,"may I see that prescription I just gave you?I'd like to make a little change.hehehe! |
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| THOSE CRAZY DRIVERS |
| As a senior was driving down the free way,his car phone rang.answering, He heard his wife's voice urgently warning him " Herman I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280.Please be careful. "Hell" said herman "it's not just one car,it's hundred of them!. hehehe! |
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| Are You Tired laughing? hehehe |
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