~Aqua Moon Interviews~
And here’s your host…AquaMoon!
I do not own survivor, kakyuu, or French dentists……….
AquaMoon: Thank you! Thank you! Today we will be interviewing Princess Kakyuu, of the Kinmoku Star System.
Princess Kakyuu: *Walks elegantly into the room and coronation music starts. Sits down and music stops.*
AM: Good evening your highness, I am honored to have you here today. Umm, can I not talk Royal-ishy? I’m American for heaven sakes!
PK: That is fine. Thank you for letting me be here today.
AM: Okay, what do you think about the information, shrines, etc., that, while containing the Starlights, but they lack you? If you weren’t missing, they wouldn’t even be on earth!
PK: That is true, I do wish I could find more things about me but I wasn’t given much stats and I lasted for a few episodes so I stay mysterious. Starlights stuff are better than nothing! ^_^
AM: Now, about your relationship with the Starlights, many people pair you off with them. Any comments?
PK: *GULPS* Um, yeah… *turns a bit pink* Very few people put me with Taiki, some people put me with Yaten, and a lot put me with Seiya. *Turns bright read*
AM: *giggles* I think we need a commercial break. Please stay tuned!
Commercial #1
Dentist
Dentist: *French stereotype accent* Noh, noh, noh! Your keeds teeth are horreebull! I weel hav to charge you more money! Have you been useeng Sailor Venus tooth paste and Sailor Jupiter’s tooth brush?
Mother: Um, no…
Dentist: You poor keeds hav many cavities.
Narrator dude: THAT’S RIGHT! WHEN YOU ORDER SAILOR SCOUT-- Um I mean Sailor soldier tooth brushes and tooth paste, you get a French sounding dentist for free! Not available in stores anywhere.
Commercial#2
Survivor
On the next Survivor….
Two tribe members, Seiya and Haruka are fighting, because of Seiya flirting with Michiru and Usagi.
*We see Seiya undressing Michiru AGAIN and Haruka is angry. We also see Seiya trying to kiss Usagi and Haruka is angry.*
…And a challenge of cleaning Minako’s room has many players failing. Will her unorganizing skills get her in trouble?
*We see Yaten holding a voting slip saying: “the annoying one”*
ALL ON THE NEXT SURVIVOR: KINMOKUSEI!
PK: Seiya only undressed me! Yaten only called me names that weren’t my real names, like honey! WAHH!!!! *Sees that she is on the air and turns as red as her hair*
AM: *giggles* Okay… unfortunately we ran outta time! Sorry! We’ll have a continuation soon! ^_^ *Walks off stage to yell about how the writers didn’t give her enough questions…
PK: *Who is sooo red. Follows AquaMoon*