| LIMERICKS! |
| Poems really aren't your thing? Too mushy? Want something a little more perverse? Well, I am Julia after all... Perverse is my middle name.. Everyone should know me well enough by now! So here are some little limericks I picked up from places... ENJOY! By the way, if there are any spelling mistakes, shup up, because this thing is shit, and doesn't let you copy and paste, so I had to type it all... |
| There was a man from Ghent Who had a penis so long it bent It was so much trouble That he kept it double And instead of coming he went There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his girl on the stair When the banister broke He doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin, As he wiped his chin, 'If my ear was a c*** I would fuck it' |
| There was a man named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He said, "I admit" I'm a bit of a shit, But think of the money I save There was a young feller named Perkin Who was always jerkin his gherkin His father said, "Perkin, Stop jerkin your gherkin, Your gherkin's for ferkin, not jerkin!" |