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Have You Ever Wondered...
Why the sun lightens our
hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is
made with real lemons?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Does it really count in
court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?
Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of
sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
If you were born exactly
on 12:00
midnight
on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
If marriage means you
fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
Why are the numbers on a
calculator and a phone reversed?
Why are women and men's
shoe sizes different?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
Can a person choke and die on a life savor?
What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is
Jack?
If you took a compass to outer space would it still point "magnetic north"?
Is there still a north, south, east, and west in space?
Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit
on when he goes swimming?
Why is it illegal to put
money in other people's parking meters?
Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well
what are they for?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the
next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
Could a tanning bed kill
a vampire? If not would they get a tan?
Why do birds not fall
out of trees when they sleep?
If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get
down", would all the people start dancing?
Was
Dawson Named
After The Creek or Was The Creek Named After
Dawson?
Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that
make them slower when chasing someone?
If London
Bridge
is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that people
say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why do birds bob their
heads when they walk?
When lightning strikes
the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If people say if you eat
dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before
dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?
If a deaf person has to
go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a
car accident?
How long is it until your relationship is considered a long term
relationship?
IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?
How come toy hippos are
always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why do they call it “Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be
everyone?
If you say something is
indescribable, isn't that describing it?
If you shine a light
into a mirror, do you get twice as much light?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
Can someone have their
head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why aren't safety pins
as safe as they say they are?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of
letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with
sheets?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a
reward, would they get the money?
How come you pay an
extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take
off the price if you get something taken off?
Why is "number"
abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the
moment you killed her?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car
not to
hit in case of an accident?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you
eventually be Captain Crunch?
Can you cry under water?
Why do people call it an
ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine
Machine?
Why is Christmas colors
red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c",
wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
If the S.W.A.T team
comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
Why is it that on the
back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age
in reality is 18?
Why do most people put
more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
Why do dogs walk around
in circles before lying down?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
If something "goes
without saying," why do people still say it?
Why does a round pizza
come in a square box?
Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18, and so forth, but no 13, 15, and
17?
If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why do people pay to go
up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
How come stealing from
one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters,
would there kids be identical?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a
tub?
If money is the root of
all evil then how come churches ask for it?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why can't we sneeze with
our eyes open?
What does the T in
T-Shirt really mean?
Do bald men wash their
head with soap or shampoo?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand
words worth?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to
go?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Do fish sleep?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and
"rapist" put together?
Do birds pee?
Do siamese twins pay for
one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous?
You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even
crackers...they're cookies?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf,
so what do you call people who can't smell?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a
straight parting in his hair?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone
over, does it stop to help them?
What ever happened to an
E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Is French kissing in
France
just called kissing?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Does peanut butter
really have butter in it?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why is it called
pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
If you accidentally ate
your own tongue, what would it taste like?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he
doesn't usually wear any pants?
What should one call a male ladybird?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is
dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a
yellow?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If people from Poland
are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland
called Holes?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the
right to remain silent?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings,
why don't they wear a pair of bras?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license
to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
What's another word for synonym?
When people lose weight, where does it go?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why is a person who
plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not
called a racist?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is it called 'after
dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down
the volume on the radio?
Why is Mickey Mouse
bigger than his dog Pluto?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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