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Lines Girls Give Guys
10.
"I think of you as a
brother"
I don't have one so thats
how much I think of you
9.
"There's a slight
difference in our ages"
You're old enough to be my
dad
8.
"I'm not attracted
to you that way"
You're the ugliest
dork I ever laid eyes on
7.
"My life is too
complicated right now."
I don't want you around today or else you
might hear the phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.
6.
"I've got a
boyfriend"
Who is really my dog.
5.
"I don't date men
where I work"
I wouldn't even date
you if you were the only man in the solar system much less the same building
4.
"It's not you, it's
me"
It's not me it's you
3.
"I'm concerntrating on my career at the moment"
Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you
2.
"I'm not attracted
to men"
I'm only attracted to men
but you don't look like much of one
1.
"I don't want to ruin our friendship"
You suck as a friend so
imagine what kind of boyfriend you'd make
Note: Guys
don't take this seriously...it's not true at all. So lighten up coz it's
just a joke ;) L8r
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