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Blonde Jokes * No offense to any blondes who read this.. they're just jokes and I do respect blondes... in fact i have a lot of blonde friends who aren't the least bit dumb!
Question: If
a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The assistant
asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
Two blondes
were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat
hanger. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade! Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets! Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it! A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed! How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear! What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any! I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change! Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I? Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter! What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel! I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head! What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted! Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade! Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper! What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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