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THe MaiN CuLpRiT BeHiNd OuR iNSaNiTy WoULd HaVe To Be OuR GeNeTiCs. YoU ,ToO, WoULd Be a FReaK iF YoU WeRe a MeMBeR oF THiS FaMiLy. i WiLL sTaTe THe ReaSoNs & JuSTiSFy THeiR eFFeCTs.
---mY FaTHeR MaDe a LiL KiD cRaP iN a TioLeT SeaT iN THe BaCkYaRd. (uH, THiS iS NoT NoRMaL. THeY aLWaYs LaUGH HySTeRiCaLLy wHeN TeLLiNg THiS sToRy.)
---mY FaTHeR TRieD To PoiSoN oNe oF HiS SiSTeRs. He iNSiSTs To THiS DaY He THoUGHT ThHe KeRoSeNe WaS WaTeR. (YeaH, aNd i aCCiDeNTLy sLiCeD YouR THRoaT WiTH THaT RaZoR.)
---mY FaTHeR aLSo aTTeMPTeD To PuSH THiS SaMe SiSTeR DoWN THe sTaiRs iN HeR WaLKeR. (He oBViOuSLy HaS a SeRiOUs aNGeR MaNaGeMeNT iSSUe.)
---mY PaReNTs MeT iN a BaR & MaRRieD 4 MoNTHs LaTeR. (NeVeR MaRRy SoMe sKaNk YoU PiCKuP FRoM THe BaR.)
---NiNa'S MoTHeR GoT kNoCKeD uP bY a CaBBy oN THe WaY To BiNGo. (i HoPe sHe aT LeaST GoT HeR RiDe FoR FRee.)
---OuR FaMiLy HaTeS oNe aNoTHeR. (CaN We pLeaSe Go oNe HoLiDaY WiTHOuT FiGHTiNg?)
---OuR FaMiLy aLWaYs GeTs iNTo aRGUeMeNTs WiTH THeiR NeiGHBoRs.(uH, THiS iS sO NoT NoRMaL.)
---OuR FaMiLy LiKeS To SiT aRoUNd & LaUGH aBoUT oLd MoVieS.(i MeaN THeY GeT HYSTeRiCaL & LaUGH TiL THeY'Re ReaD iN THe FaCe. eXaMPLeS iNcLuDe: sHaNe, GoDsPeLL & WeST SiDe sToRy)
---OuR FaMiLy THiNKs THeY'Re sO FuNNy. (i MeaN THeY ReaLLy THiNk THeY'Re CoMeDiaNs.)
---MoST oF mY FaMiLy aRe aFRaiD oF DoGs. (THe MaJoRiTy oF THeM FeaR DoGs YeT LiKe CaTs.)
---NiNa's MoM iS WeeWee. (LoL THiS WiLL Be DeFiNeD L:aTeR)
---mY FaTHeR's a Ho. (THiS iS a BiZaRRe SiTuaTioN iN iTSeLF.)
---THeSe aRe JuST a FeW ReaSoNs. WoRDs CaNNoT eXpReSs THe TRUe iMPaCT oF THeSe GeNeS oN OuR LiVeS.