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| NeW YeaRs eVe 2001 |
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| So, iT's NeW YeaRs eVe 2001 wHaT CoULd PoSSiBLy Be MoRe FuN THaN HaNGiN' oUT @ a BaR w/DRuNk sTRaNGeRs??? iF YoU SaiD "wHy gWeNDy i BeLieVe THe aNsWeR iS NoTHiNg!" YoU'Re CoRReCT. sO THaT's eXaCTLy wHaT We [gWeNDy, NiNa, LaLa, FaYe, JeaNNie, & TiNa (MoRe oN HeR LaTeR!)] DiD. JuST aNoTHeR NiGHT oF DRuNKeNeSs, LeSBiaNiSM (THe FiRsT TiMe FoR oUR JeaNNie), & SoFT PoRN. |
| iSN'T gWeNDy CuTe? |
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| wHiLe i (gWeNDy) WaS aTTeNDiNg To PeRSoNaL aFFaiRs iN THe LaDieS RooM mY CoUSiNs pRoCeeDeD To PiMp Me OuT FoR $1 To THe TaBLe oF GuYs NeaR uS. NiCe FaMiLy, HuH? WeLL ThiS DRuNk GuY TooK THeM uP oN THeiR oFFeR BuT FoR FRee. LuCky Me, HuH? He WaS So MeMoRaBLe THaT i FoRGoT HiS NaMe. HaHa He WaS a 23-YeaR-oLd ViRGiN BiBLeBeaTeR sO mY CoUSiNs aSKeD HiS BRoTHeR iF iT WaS oKaY FoR Me Go HoMe w/HiM aNd MaKe HiM a MaN. We MuST, aGaiN, CoNgRaTuLaTe mY CoUSiNs oN THeiR eVeR pReSeNT TaCT. HiS BRoTHeR SaW No oBJeCTioNs. NeeDLeSs To SaY i DeCLiNeD THe iNViTe. |
| gWeNDy & THe ViRGiN BiBLeBeaTeR |
| THoUGHT THe sToRy eNDeD THeRe? YoU'Re wRoNg!!!! |
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| Ya DiG LeSBiaNs? iF sO YoU'LL WaNT To CoNTiNUe oN! |
| YoU'LL Be gLaD YoU DiD! TRuST Me! |