| aRe YoU oBSeSSeD WiTH *N sYNc? |
| SiGNs YoU'Re oBSeSSeD w/ *N sYNc |
| iF YoU eXHiBiT oNe oR MoRe oF THe FoLLoWiNg TRaiTs YoU'Re oBSeSSeD |
| ---YoU HoNeSTLy BeLieVe *N sYNc iS SiNGiN' To oNLy YoU ---YoU'Ve cLaiMeD a MeMBeR aS YouR PoSSeSSioN ---YoU BeCoMe eNRaGeD WiTH JeaLoUSy wHeN aNoTHeR GiRL TaLKs aBouT aN aLLeGeD eNCoUNTeR WiTH *N sYNc ---aNy GiRL wHo MeT *N sYNc iS a sLuT ---YoU MaKe FuN oF TeeNyBoPPeR wHoReS aT aN *N sYNc CoNCeRT ---YoU TRuLy BeLieVe a MeMBeR(s) oF *N sYNc iS(aRe) MaDLy iN LoVe WiTH YoU ---YoU Do NoT BeLieVe THaT MeMBeRs oF *N sYNc CoULd PoSSiBLy WaNT/oR DaTe a GiRL oTHeR THaN YoU ----YoU MaKeOuT WiTH THe *N sYNc DoLL(s) oF YouR FaVoRiTe MeMBeR(s) ---YoU HaVe a sCReeNNaMe/eMaiL THaT iNcLuDeS YouR FaVoRiTe MeMBeR's NaMe oR *N sYNc ---YoU ReFeR To YouRSeLF PuBLiCLy aS MRs. (pLaCe FaVoRiTe MeMBeR's NaMe HeRe) ---YoU PuRcHaSe aNyTHiNg THaT SaYs *N sYNc oN iT ---YoU HaVe aN sHRiNe iN YouR BeDRooM ---YoU iNSuLT YouR FaVoRiTe MeMBeR's SiGNiFiCaNT oTHeR ---YoU BuY THiNGs YoU THiNk YouR FaVoRiTe MeMBeR WoULd LiKe ---YoU oFTeN THiNk "WoULd (iNSeRT FaVoRiTe MeMBeR's NaMe) LiKe THiS?" ---YoU CoNsTaNTLy HaVe aN *N sYNc cD pLaYiNg iN YouR cD pLaYeR ---YoU PuT a CeRTaiN *N sYNc SoNg oN RePeaT CoNTiNUoUsLy ---YoU CeLeBRaTe THe BiRTHDaYs oF *N sYNc MeMBeRs ---YoU HaVe FaNTaSieS aBoUT YouR FaVoRiTe MeMBeR(s) ---YoU cHaNGe *N sYNc LYRiCs To BeTTeR SuiT YouR iNFaTuaTioN ---YoU CoNViNCe YouRSeLF ThaT YouR FaVoRiTe MeMBeR(s) iS (aRe) oBTaiNaBLe ---YoU SeaRcH THe iNTeRNeT FoR THe aDDReSSeS oF THe MeMBeRs' PaReNTs & SiBLiNGs ---YoU wRiTe EaCH PoSSiBLe PaReNT/SiBLiNg ---YoU SeND a cHRiSTMaS CaRd To JoeY FaToNe'S PaReNTs' HoUSe ---YoU CoNTeMPLaTe MeTHoDs oF eFFeCTiVe sTaLKiNg ---YoU iNTeNd oN MoViNg To oRLaNDo To Be NeaR *N sYNc ---YoU sCReaM wHeNeVeR YoU See *N sYNc oN THe TV, RaDiO, iN a MaGaZiNe eTc. ---YoU VeHeMeNTLy DiSLiKe aNYoNe wHo DiSSeS *N sYNc ---YoU pLaN YouR LiFe aRoUNd *N sYNc ---YoU iNSiST THaT aNy BoYFRiENd aGRee To Be CaLLeD YouR FaVoRiTe MeMBeR's NaMe ---YoU VoW To NaMe aNy PoTeNTiaL cHiLd aFTeR *N sYNc MeMBeRs ---ReSTRaiNiNg oRDeRs DoN'T HaLT YouR pLaNs, YoU CoNSiDeR THeM TRiUMPH. ---YoU WiLL FuCk THe BuS DRiVeR, RoaDiE, TeCH. eTc To GeT To *N sYNc ---JaiL iS oNLy a DeTouR oN YouR JoURNeY To ReaCH *N sYNc ---YoU HaTe BiTcHNeY sPeaRs ---THe THoUGHT oF BiTcHNeY iNDuCeS FiTs oF uNCoNTRoLLaBLe RaGe ---YoU TaKe 8 RoLLs oF FiLM & 1 DiSPoSaBLe CaMeRa WoRTH oF PiCTuReS aT a CoNCeRT ---YoU HaVe CoNTiNUaL DReaMs aBouT YouR FaVoRiTe MeMBeR(s)/*N sYNc ---YoU HaVe sPeCiaL SoNGs FoR YoURSeLF & YouR FaVoRiTe MeMBeR ---YoU SiNg To *N sYNc ---YoU wRiTe PoeMs & PaPeRs aBoUT *N sYNc FoR sCHooL, BuT YoU'Re iN CoLLeGe ---YoU HaVe a WeBSiTe aBoUT sTaLKiNg |
| oBSeSSioN iS NoTHiNg To Be aSHaMeD oF. Be pRoUd oF wHo YoU aRe. THe iNTeNDeD TaRGeT oF YouR iNFaTuaTioN sHoULd Be FLaTTeReD. DoN'T aLLoW THe LaW oR a LiTTLe ResTRaiNiNg oRDeR To HaLT YouR DReaMs. ----THe LaDieS oF sTaLKeRs R uS---- |
| pLeaSe SeNd uS YouR sTaLKiNg aDVeNTuReS oR JuST a qUiCk CoMMeNT!! We DoN'T MiNd HaTe MaiL!! sTaLKeRs R uS |
| HaD eNoUGH?? GeT YoUR FuCKiN' aSS OuTTa HeRe |
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