| oKaY, sO YoU'Re pRoBaBLy THiNKiNg "BuT gWeNDy THaT's JuST SoMe GuY & SoMe cHiCk MaKiNg oUT." oR MaYBe "MaN, THaT's oNe uGLy cHiCk iN THe oRaNGe sHiRT". WeLL, iF YoU SaiD iT's a GuY & a cHiCk, YoU'Re RiGHT. WeLL NoW YoU'Re THiNKiNg "i'Ve BeeN DeCeiVeD!", "wHeRe aRe THe LeSBoS?" oR MaYBe "i WaNNa See SoMe HoT cHiCKs MaKiNg oUT NoW!". oKaY, HoLd oN. i FuLLy iNTeNd oN eXpLoiTiNg THiS LeSBiaNiSM, JuST Be PaTieNT. THaT iS TiNa (BLaCk) & SoMe RaNDoM GuY sHe JuST sTaRTeD MaKiNg oUT WiTH. aNd THiS ReLaTeS To LeSBiaNiSM HoW? cHiLL, MaN! See TiNa iS "DaTiNg" DaVe (a 40-YeaR-oLd MaN). iT WaS iN FaCT DaVe's BiRTHDaY. wHaT a sWeeT pReSeNT HaViNg YouR GiRLFRieNd MaKiNg oUT w/SoMe DRuNKeN sTRaNGeR! sO TiNa & THiS GuY pRoCeeDeD To MaKe oUT uNTiL He WaS KiCKeD oUT. THe BoUNCeRs DeeMeD THeiR BeHaVioR To Be SoFT PoRN sO He WaS KiCKeD oUT. aNYWaYs, uPoN FuRTHeR ReVieW TiNa DiSCoVeReD HeR FRieNd HaD LeFT HiCKeYs oN HeR NeCk. sO sHe MuST Do SoMeTHiNg oR DaVe WiLL Be PiSSeD. sO, cLeVeR aS sHe iS, TiNa DeCiDeS sHe WiLL TeLL DaVe sHe & JeaNNie WeRe dRiNk aNd sTaRTeD MaKiNg oUT. sHe kNeW DaVe WoULDN'T Be MaD iF THe HiCKeYs CaMe FRoM aNoTHeR GiRL. To MaKe THiS sToRy MoRe ReaLiSTiC JeaNNie, ToO, MuST HaVe SoMe LoVe MaRKiNGs oN HeR NeCk. sO, We HeaD oFF To THe BaTHRooM iN THe BaR. We HeaD iN a sTaLL. wHiLe aT FiRsT iT sTaRTeD oFF aS MeReLy iNNoCeNT FuN, iT qUiCKLy BeCaMe MuCH MoRe. i (gWeNDy) TooK a FeW PiCTuReS BeFoRe JeaNNiE & TiNa HeaDeD oFF To a WoRLd oF LeSBiaN BLiSs. CoNgRaTs To JeaNNiE FoR BeCoMiNg eVeRy MaN's FaNTaSy aNd To TiNa FoR MaKiNg JeaNNiE a "ReaL" WoMaN. TaKe THaT, PauL (JeaNNiE's eX wHo MiSTaKeNLy DuMPeD HeR NoT LoNg aGo). YoU'Ve TuRNeD HeR GaY! SoMe MaN YoU aRe! |
