Hi, this is a site about Persians, REAL
PERSIANS. This site is awesome. My name is Payam and I can't stop
thinking about Persians. These guys are sweet; and by sweet I mean totally awesome.
Facts:
1. Persians are mammals.
2. Persians swordfight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a Persian is to stab stuff
and then wrestle Greeks and Arabs.
Weapons And Gear:
| Stabbing Sword | Stabbing Dagger |
| Persian Princess (motivational gear) |
Testimonial:
Persians can swordfight anyone they want! Persians save princesses ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they stab Greeks and Arabs ALL the time. I heard that there was this Persian who was eating at a diner. And when some Greek dropped a baklava the Persian swordfighted the whole desert. My friend Ardyshir said that he saw a Persian totally wrestle some Arab just because the Arab scratched his chest hair.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Persians have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will stab you in the stomach and then wrestle you!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Persians are soooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Persians are strong, silky, hefty, stabby, disagreeable, and sweet. I can't wait to start Persian rug-weaving next year. I love Persians with all of my body (including my poo poo).
Q And A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Persians?
A: Persians are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, they're willing to lose it all for the princess.
Q: I heard that persians are always cruel or disagreeable. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mamals, persians can be disagreeable OR totally awesome.
Q: What do Persians do when they're not slicing Greeks and Arabs or jumping across dungeons?
A: Most of their free time is spent stabbing, but sometime they turn back the hand's of time with a special dagger. (Ask Ardyshir if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Ardyshir showing off that he can't be lifted by a Greek.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with virginity,
which is bragable.
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