Funny Questions ???


Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe it, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? 

Why is the man who invests all of your money called a broker? 

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? 

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? 

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 

Relatively speaking, aren't we are all related?

If two wrongs don't make a right, why not try three?

Is it possible to think of Nothing?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUPs? 

Are Lipton Tea employees allowed to take coffee breaks?

Why no one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning. 

Why is there no right way to do something wrong? 

If there are some things that are impossible to know, how is it possible to know that? 

Have you ever stopped to think, and forget to start again?

If fools are so ingenious, is it possible to make anything foolproof?

If you Lick the Air, does it get Wet? 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Why give her diamonds? She won't LIVE forever.......

Are there any unguided missiles?

If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around to hear it, do the other trees laugh at it?

When it rains, the sky is completely covered in clouds. How does the rain get through?

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