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| You think you know about "THE MAN"? Well... you don't. If I had to describe myself in one word... that word would be a newly created compound word that isn't listed in Webster's dictionary. What word is that you say? Gimmie a few and I'll get back to ya... If my friends had to describe me with only one word... they couldn't do it. If my ex-friends could use one word to describe me... that word would be "ASSHOLE". Yeah! err... no wait... maybe not asshole... but something close I'm sure.... Ok... anyway... here's the brief bio you've been waiting for... Born: Chad D. Nordby DOB: August 6th 1974 Current Geographical Location: St. Charles, MO. Previous Residences: Buffalo, NY; Germany (lets not get specific shall we...); Baltimore, MD; St. Louis, MO; Springfield, MO. Life's Ambition: To accumulate as many certificates and documents and deeds and titles as possible on my own... Things I've done so far: FEMA Certificates of Acheivement for the independant study courses:: "Radiological Emergency Management", "Emergency Prepardness, U.S.A", "A Citizen's Guide To Disaster Assistance". Certified Tornado Spotter, St. Louis County, MO. Certificate of Training for "Post Disaster Saftey Inspection for Buildings" St. Louis Countly 1999. I published poet, and I am an award winning chef. I have done many things over the years to advance myself... not all of which shall I bother to mention. Quote to live by: This isn't really happening, but if it were, it'd be ok because everything will work out in the end. You'll see... - Requiem for a Dream Final thoughts: YOU STILL DON'T KNOW ME! |
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