STREAKER 2000

In the closing weeks of 1999 i found myself pondering the many uncertainties that lay ahead in the new millenium... I found myself questioning the point of my existance on this planet, and for all my souls searching and hand wringing, I could find nothing that would indicate a course my life should be heading in...

After much more contemplation on my life, the universe and everything else for that matter, I decided to focus my energies and make something of my time on this planet.  That focus, that idea... is STREAKING. 

Everything that was old is now new again... well at least that's what all the TV commercials are telling me... and hey... if they can bring back SPAM to new levels of pop-icon status, then why not streaking?

The popularity, the notorioty, the comraderie... all of these have I vowed to bring back to the forefront of the American culture.

Starting in the opening moments of the year 2000, I made great STRIDES in bringing back the lost sport...  Nothing is nearly as exhilirating as running around your apartment complex dressed out in nothing but mere tennis shoes.  The envigoration of the cold winters air sending tiny needles of pain rippling thoughout your body is definately a sesnsation all must experience.

Check back for updates on my progress in promoting and encouraging the sport of streaking...  and remember...

VIVA LA STREAKERS!!!


Noteworthy Events / Coming Soon:


The New Millenial Streak-a-thon - Find out what you can do to help raise     
                                                         money for the clothless citizens in YOUR
                                                         community.

Flag Day - 6/14/00 - Betsy Ross would've been tickled pink to have us around
                                 to help her celebrate Flag Day... she is after all one of the
                                 many amazing people who have taught us to display our
                                 pride and show it flapping in wind!

Show of Faith Day - 10/08/00 - Jewish? Christian? Bhuddist? Atheist?
                                                 Streaking knows no religion, so bring
                                                 your circumcised and non-circumcised
                                                 friends alike as we celebrate this, the
                                                 holy day of Yom Kippur as only we
                                                 streakers know how.

Freak Streak - 10/31/00 -  Come out in costumed glory and join us for this
                                          exciting event on Halloween night! (face masks
                                          and makeup will be the only things allowed... full
                                          body costumes will not be permitted, remember
                                          this isn't trick-or-treating expidetion were going on...)
                                                             

E-Mail [email protected] for more information on these or any other Streaker 2000 events.