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Q.Why does a Catachan cross the road? A.To get out of mortar friendly fire Q.What is a berserker of krohne to a Catachan? A. Teddy Bear Q: How many space marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 100, one to screw it in and 99 to praise the Emperor. Q: How many Guardsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, their lasguns work fine. Q: How many Wraithlords does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if you use THREE, we will all claim it is beardy. Q: How many inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to outlaw lightbulbs, and one to deny the existence of lightbulbs. Q: How many Tau does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: They don't screw them in. Their helmets are equipped with infra-red, heat and motion scanners along with camera linked to their drones which means they have to do no work at all themselves. Q: How many Squats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh, wait. GW doesn't support them any more. Q:How many Space Marines do you need to switch on the Light? A:You doesn't need any one. They have Night-Vision. - submitted by Sebastian Q:What is green and what becomes fast red? A: A Snotling in a mixer.- subbmitted by Sebastian Q: How many necron does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: None, the lightbulb will get self-repaired. - submitted by Eomer IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE.. SEND THEM IN! :) |