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++40K FUNNIES++
40k Shirt Slogans (by Howard Liu)

- "I experienced the Pavane of Slaanesh and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

- Honk if you love Nurglings

- Space Hulk Unlimited: When you absolutely, positively have to get there whenever the Warp damn well pleases

- Have you kissed a Genestealer today?

- Brilliant Strategy: The last word in going first

- Emperor's Grace Life Insurance: Because everybody has to die someday

- "Heresy Bites" (in gothic print, with Imperial eagles and winged skulls everywhere)

- I [heart] my Squig / Carnifex / Daemonette

- "The sky above Necromunda was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel"

- [Picture of a Keeper of Secrets, surrounded by Fiends and Steeds and other unsavory types] Caption: Just Do It

- [Two Imperial Guardsmen in a Demolisher]: "It's 106 miles to the pickup point, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of krak grenades, it's dark, and we're wearing photo-protective visors."
"Hit it."

- [A Squat sporting a long, blonde wig, a battle skirt, a full beard and two bolters, standing astride a pile of Chaos Marine corpses]: It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Lady Sings

- Front: [A massive slavering Tyranid horde] "Sir, we've got spore mines down our left flank, nine foot tall creeps spooking our rear guard, flaming bugs dropping out of the sky, and now Jones is acting funny."
- Back: [Picture of a Space Marine Chaplain] Caption: No Sweat
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