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| 101 Uses for a Lasgun 1.Warming soup. 2.When left on, a seat warmer in your Leman Russ. 3.Disco effects/pyrotechnics. 4.Cigarette lighter. 5.Changing T.V channels. 6.Selling to get funds for a better weapon. 7.Throwing at the enemy (may do more damage) 8.Using for grave marking for IG troops. 9.Collecting (eventually you might have enough to do some damage) 10.Paperweight. 11.Skeet shooting. 12.A cooking utensil. 13.Looking slightly menacing. 14.Strapping onto a Boltgun as a laser sight. 15.Annoying friends by shining it in their eyes repeatedly 16.Burning ants 17. Wall ornament 18. playing "spotlight" 19. Casting shadow puppets 20. Could be stolen by eldar to use as spotlights? 21. Used as baseball bat 22. Child's Toy 23. Laser Pointers 24. Cigerett Lighter 24. Melted down to make an Ashtray 25. Door Stop 26. To poke ya brother in the eye 27. Remove Unwanted moles ( rember.. turn it on first) 28. Give to orks, in exchange for their Sluggas 29. Disco Lights 30. Given as Door handouts at Star Trek Conventions 31. Used instead of a Sun Tan bed. 32. To melt opponets " Plastic Minatures " 33. To melt down beardy armies at tourniments 34. A Desk Lamp 35. Game Boy Light 36. Camera Flash 37. Used to dry wet minatures 38. Head Lights on a Car ( may need 20 -40 Lasguns for this one) 39. Slapping your younger brother over the head with 40. TV remote 41. Video Game Gun 42. Attaching bayonets to ( Submitted by Tom Wilkinson ) 43. Laser Tag ( Submitted by Fred B Trainer ) 44. To make your enemies laugh to death!! ( Submitted by Eldrad ) 45. They give Imp Guard Leadership 7. ( Submitted by Demus ) 46. Gives Catachans something to do with their hands. ( Submitted by Demus ) 47. If you take them into Cash-a-Can, you get marginally more for it than you would for a 100-foot Coke can. ( Submitted by Demus ) 48. Holding the doors on Chimera shut. ( Submitted by Demus ) 49. A really useful tool for knocking things off those hard-to-reach shelves.( Submitted by Demus ) 50. tickle space marines ( Submitted by Bryan Bauer ) 51. light camp fires ( Submitted by Bryan Bauer ) 52. scare gretchin ( Submitted by Bryan Bauer ) 53. warming friends ( Submitted by Bryan Bauer ) 54. give Chaos space marines a good laugh ( Submitted by Bryan Bauer ) 55. use as a laser to scare troops ( Submitted by Bryan Bauer ) 56. Train your animals with ( Submitted by Sir Gates ) 57. Paintball Gun Laser sights ( Submitted by Sir Gates ) 58.Construction work ( Submitted by Sir Gates ) 59. Hunting lone Rippers (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 60. Distracting chaos spawn (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 61. Playing matador with a Khorne Juggernaught (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 62. Engraving graffiti on power armor (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 63. Setting off demolition charges (from a distance) (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 64. Selling for pulse rifles (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 65. Threatening tech-priests into making you a better gun (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 66. Giving to cultists, to stop them from looking for decent guns (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 67. Popping Nurglings (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 68. Getting stains off your teeth (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 69. Field laser eye surgery (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 70. Forcing Tyranids to evolve beam-reflective shells (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 71. Making The Deceiver turn into the Laughing God (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 72. Beating Tau over the head (surprisingly effective) (Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 73. Replacing search lights on tanks(Submitted by Charles Froehler ) 74. The Astropath/Navigator want's a new star map. (Submitted by Colin) 75. Illuminating flying vehicles for Whirlwinds or Basilisks (Submitted by Colin) 76. Get a Rogue Trader to take your Guard Division to Arrakkis, tell house Atredies that you bought Defective weapons from them, and Get them replaced with Dune Lasguns of a 1:1 basis (should we mention that you can now kill dreadnoughts) (Submitted by Colin) 77. Training exercises, just so that no one get's hurt (Submitted by Colin) 78. Use to designate targets for 20th Century anti Armor munitions. (Submitted by Colin) 79. Cateract surgery (Submitted by Chris Tasker) 80. Lasguns have a use?!?!?!? (Submitted by Brandon Stone) 81. Light kindling for campfires (Submitted by Brandon Stone) 82. Give space marines a superiority complex (Submitted by Brandon Stone) 83. Make the imperium the laughing stock of the galaxy (Submitted by Brandon Stone) 84. Make sure no-one takes the I.G seriously (Submitted by Brandon Stone) 85. Strobe lights on the front of a Chimera (Submitted by SteelAngl1) 86. Connecting to the internet via a wireless Comm-link (Submitted by SteelAngl1) 87. Playing CDs in the field (Submitted by SteelAngl1) 88. Well, the Tau markerlight technology had to stem from somewhere... (Submitted by the Tau Empire.) 89. What do you think they use on Chimera and Leman Russ assembly lines? (Submitted by the Tau Empire.) 90. Portable AAA battery (one lasgun equals one battery). Now sold in packs of eight. Compatible with MiniDisc and mp3 players. (Submitted by the Tau Empire.) 91. Well, you can at least draw in the dirt. Useful, for planning a battle. (Submitted by the Tau Empire.) 92. Why don't you go ask the guards? I mean, after all, they're the ones using them. (Submitted by the Tau Empire.) 93. You could probably clean the bacteria off your hands when the cook asks, if you tried hard. Very hard. Very, very hard. Very, very, very hard. Very, very... (Submitted by the Tau Empire.) 94. LoS checks when playing Necromunda. (Submitted by the Tau Empire.) 95. "Safety exits are on your left and right as well as to the front and rear of the plane..." (Submitted by the Tau Empire.) 96. A key chain decoration 97. Use the laser to play DVDs 98. To cut bread 99. To toast sandwiches 100. To imitate Dirty Harry and say that classic line " Make my day" 101. To impersinate a boltgun , by putting a replica casing of a boltgun over the lasgun |