Ep75  Cuca decides to take salsa lessons…. When she first heard Cecila  Cruz's Asuca song it was a hit. 
Lakko Melone happens to be a dance instructor as well. "Cuca put a $20 in his hand "Me want 'no dance this music!"
 Lakko desperatly tries to show Cuca a simple right footed- step. First she puts her left foot in then spins "Cuca 
this isn't the hokey-pokey! Then Cuca falls face flat on the floor. "Ma'am I'm afraid you'll never dance." He shoves
 Cuca her $20 and leaves. Cuca runs home and then asks Warren (one sign of intelligence) "Why you band named Birdy 
Carry?" Warren puts down the paper and wonders "An intellictual moment! Whoa!"  "It's because when Wild Thang and his 
group first started they broke off a group who played Caribbean music and salsa, they were great at it. When the original
 leader, Uncle Maceo, died Wild Thang took over
and played what ever the s*** he wanted."   Pcic then says "Ah, something happened to Cuca, what she listens to music
 now?" "Yeah." Cuca shows Pcic an ad in the newspaper for opra. "You want to go to an opra?" "Hmm!" "Well, ask Warren 
he might have money to fund this experiment."  "Sure, whatever, I was going to buy that drunk hick 's beer for Mark."
 They drive down to the theatre… Cuca's eyes light up at the sound and sights of the opera. Later that day Cuca tries
 her luck singing in her most operatic voice in the best attire she could aquire "Me casinoii, shit, caca underwear, 
boo. Toothbush poopie, blue, brjua, ghost." "Who da hell's dyin'?" Pcic begins to cry and cough "OH MY GOD!!!! 
ITS SOUNDS LIKE SHE RAN OVER A COW THAT STEPPED IN DOG DOO!!! HAHAH!" Cuca looks sadly at them and walks to her 
room. Warren and the gang stop  practicing… " Where's Big Baby?"  Big baby pops out with Kris running after her
 with a cigarette "THAT's what you get for pulling my gun apart!" "Kris! No! She's just a child!" "Child my ass! 
She's the next anti-christ." "Ebil man!" (gives rasberry)  (flicks her off( "That's just enough Kris." 
 Peace begins to once again recall his horrid dream about Cuca and once again drifts off! In his dream 
Peace is at an opera, when he turns he realizes everyone is Cuca! "AGH!" All cucas : "ME NEED ELP, ME GOOD 
SINGER BOO SHIT…..!" and again the  explosion. SCREAM (like bloody murder loud) "What the hell's wrong now?"
 "same thing." Warren drops the Uncle Keith's beer at Mark's feet. "Here." He looks at the tv's screen and sees 
Uncle Keith-ish like figure. "Mi name Uncle Keith, and me got's the da best  shit damn beer in all da country….."
 During the commercial Warren mumbles "And especially for each one of you I piss in each single bottle… 
God I hate Uncle Keith, he should burn in f***ing hell." Pcic then says "Since when are drunk rich hicks on tv?"
 "Forever for all I know."  Peace runs to Pcic "I HAD THE DREAM AGAIN!!!" "Once more and people say it comes true."
 "shit."