Ep71 Dinner plates rattle and the birds leave the table. The next day Cuca is at school waiting for the 
teacher to open the door.  "Me so happy!"  Mr.? (unnamed CaLl him that) is sitting around,  getting very bored he 
decides to try the cigarette a friend from the BlockBuster gave him. Back to Cuca, two bullies, Bill and Bob take 
out some apple-flavored lollipops and place them on the fire alarm with super-confectioner's sugar glue.  Mr.? Begins
 to take a drag on the marajuna cigarette (doesn't know). Cuca sees candy on the fire alarm!! (Shit!) Crass 'ol Cuca
 not knowing that you'd need to pull up to get the candy pulls down!!! (later the school  
cafeteria  burns!) Mr? Starts seeing dumb shit happening, he sees the computer transform into a multi-hued furbu!!!!! 
Then he hears the fire alarm and Cuca's scream instead hears a taco truck horn. Some of the kids begin poring in! 
"Sargent,  the enemies captured me!!! There's a multi-hued furbu, send in the reenforcements!" "HAHA" "
WE ALL DIE!! DER PIRE!!!! DIE,DIE! TEACHER MAN SABE US!" "Shut up brainless!" "GASP"  Mr. Roberto walks in a
nd glares at Mr.? He grabs Cuca and leaves. Cuca is in Mr. Roberto's office "You can go, Cuca," Cuca looks at
 the nice clean window and runs right into it. Later that day the school nurse comes in, "Today children, 
we have a surprise lice check, aren't you all exicited?" "BOO!" "First on the list Cuca La Buca, alright, 
remove your bandana?" "Wah?" "Remove your bandana I said!" (giggles from class) "Huh?" The nurse rippes 
it off to reveal a school nurse's nightmare, Cuca's hair is covered with lice, as Medusa's hair is made of snakes!! 
"AH!" "EW!"  Cuca comes home in a paper bag and walks over to Ociena, "Me habe this."
 Hands Ociena a bottle of anti-lice shampoo. "Well use it then."  C
uca is in the shower (we do not show this you f****ing fadascious (disobedient) people!) 
"ME HAPPY, ME WET, CANDY SO 'EEEEE!" "Shut the f**** it sounds like you're trying to kill swine in there!"
 Kris gives a look to Big B. and reads his stocks on the paper. When Cuca gets out, 
there's her favorite on the table (apple lollipops). Cuca eats all of them. When Hope comes out 
she quires "What happened to the  junk food?" "Me eat fuck unk food!" "AHKA! 
(like a choke) What in Great-Wji's name????!!!" "HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA!!! 
Cough " Pcic then begins uluating "THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!" 
"Cuca! That sounds, well, wrong…. That's a a,a,a bad word!- Don't say that! 
-You'll scare people!" Cuca decides to doo the laundry (the old fashioned way) and Big B. 
vomits then diaretic (****) goes into the water. Later that day Peace wonders "Why do my clothes smell like s***?"