Ep68
“GLUG, GLUG, YAK! Wait a minute! This is soy sauce!!!” Peace’s eyes are now wide open realizes that 
ALL the foods in the freezer are healthy, diet foods, tofu and other of the such. Earlier that day
 Hope sold all the junk food to local residents and went to SaveMart and bought some healthy s$&@. 
 “Hmm this will teach those fat bastards a lesson.” Back to the present… “Oh my god! I’m gonna die! 
HELP! I just drank soy sauce!!”  The rabble (wanted to use that) soon appear out of air. 
The birds gasp and go to work. Later at 4:20 p.m. Hope is shelling peas and organizing her Wji Bread. 
 Pcic is watching something on TV about the war and the nuclear arsenal each country has. Furby begins to
 stomp (literally) on the bread. “Get yo’ nasty smelly s$&@ feet off the bread… (poke, poke) you’re pushin’ 
it Pras!” (poke, poke) “Hehe!” “PRAS!”  Pcic then lethargicly gets up and asks “Can I have some $&@! (glare from Hope) oh 
I meant could I have some bread?” “…No.” Pcic sits back down as she hears the rambling of the TV a buck-toothed hillbilly
 then states his opinion of the war, Pcic then says  ( to herself) “Why do they always get the hillbillies?
 I’m starting to think they do this on purpose. They never get the educated, if they did there’re in a tragic event or
 something. ”  Kris drives off to the car dealership. After a long hard day the car salesmen hold a stand up comedy block.
 Kris (famous for satire and irony) goes up and takes the mike. “Hey, yo’ guys wanna hear what happened to me taday?”
 “Yeah!” “Well yo’ all know Hope? Well we went to the Wal-Mart and bought groceries, all candies, beer, the good stuff.
 And the b^$* buys tofu and all that shit. And sells all the stuff for .99% food for the poor! Now Peace you know the 
fish-boy (works at FishMart) , he goes as drunk as a f$**ing skunk ebery day ta work.  Now the thing is he has never had 
a healthy food in his life, he lucky if he don’t have a heart attack by the age of 30! It’s just you hear all t
hat war stuff, well Peace had a nightmare a while back… I tell you guys but keep it down low… 
He dreamt he was surrounded by nuclear bombs and there was the doomsday button Cuca the moron,
 (yeah man that stupid lady in the 6th grade!) presses it… KA-BOOM!” (says it like Major Pane (talks 
that way)) The audience begins to laugh.  During the night’s news (Pcic at home)  Michel Klein ( Local 
news man) “Tonight on News 764 Pearson Aswais area, the first nuclear  (in this war) bomb has been dropped 
in F-8 in a undisclosed area, and on local news, local bad boy, drunk, fishy fishy, Peace Luke Ale has a
 important dream dealing with the war. (“John! Come quick our baby’s on TV about the war!” “Shut up!
 I’m trying ta watch Rosanne!” )  It seems that he had a dream that he was in some sort of arsenal and 
local moron Cuca La Buca pressed the Doomsday Button. Loser!” (L- on forhead) “HAHA!!!” Pcic then rolls 
off her bed. “How did they know? Who told them?” Peace  mummbles in his room as he falls asleep