Ep54  Rabid is promoted to the 5th grade it enters 
Pcic’s classroom and sits right next to Ratty Tony.
 “Hello, class, Mrs. Graves pipes, today we have a
 new (serial killer Pcic whispers at the same
 moment to Kelsey)its name is Raby, I want you
 to be extra nice to them because they are just 
4 yrs old ok?” “Yes, Mrs. Graves.” The class 
grumbles. Rabid looks around the science class, 
it is emblazoned with pictures and posters of 
everything from autonomy, atoms to zebras, zoology 
in general, and other science stuff you’d see in a
elementary school. Mrs. Graves then passes out a
 small slice of paper, now Rabid in an even more 
confused state, looks straight across at Pcic.
 Pcic looks up in panic, “Alright, Rabid one,
 you know how to hold a pencil and write?” “RaH!” “Now 
look for the answers in..you know how to read?” “rAh!” 
“Book! (points) Bookwill answer those questions, and *Tony* will help.” 
Rabid looks down at its paper and thinks “RaH?” 
 So then Tony grabs a ‘Prentice Hall’ Science book, 
it has a cell on it. “We’re learnin’ about cells ok?” “RaH!” Tony
 then gets a pencil for Rabid. Rabid opens the thin book and turns
 to chapter two, now then Rabid screeches in horror 
(thinking this, what the hell is this!?! Rocket science?”) “RaH!” 
Rabid then tugs fat Pcic’s T-shirt.  “RaH, PcIc RoO, RaH! HeLp, wit’ ScIeNcE!:” 
 Pcic glances at the paper and then says “This is easy its on cells.” Pcic turns to a page and shows 
the column that has the answers. Tony then says “Hey, you don’t belong here, you should be in 1st grade or somethin’ 
“*snort* rabid then thinks “He’s trying to attack me!” “Bite right on da ass!” 
Ociena yells. “AHHHHH! Get it off me! Get it off me!” Mrs. Graves then comes in franticly 
“Is everything alright I though I heard someone screaming like it was their last scream.”
Nearly the whole class nods yes. Mrs. Graves then says, 
“Let’s continue our pH paper experiment.” (Loud groan from class_) 
“I’m a gonna learn you a lesson you’ll never forget.” 
Tony says picking up the car battery acid. Rabid then thinks, “He’s going to burn you!” 
Pcic then says, “Hey, it’s just a Crr.” Rabid then growls “GrR!” the grinding of its scissor sharp beak. 
Tony nervously looks around is about to throw the acid when, TCHU  “AHHHHHHH!” Ociena laughs
like a drunk at midnight. Ring Ring now it is time for math, Rabid sees the
 problems on the board and knows just what to do. When checked its answers are right.
That class goes by rather quickly. Ring now it is time for lunch. “The lunch, run-ove’r dawg and slimy bread, 
ain’t no one who can stomach that.” Tony says in his deep ****ty voice. Then Tony looks 
to the richer kids, Kelsey, Rich, Goslin, Samantha, Doug. “Hey, one of you give me some food?” “NO!” 
Pcic then walks to sit with Ociena and Rabid. Rabid looks at the food and thinks, “Uh, old, rotten 
furby leg with old crack-head brains…Oh well! I’m not too peckish.” Rabid stares at its food, “Eat 
it it’s the best stuff you never tried!” yells Andrea. Rabid then puts it in its mouth and begins
 to tear it to bits. “Look ya guys its eatin’ the stuff!” Tony laughs in his ****ty voice. 
 Now well just skip forward to the end of the day. Mrs. Graves summons Cuca and Warren,
 “Well, I think this it too hard for Rabid, try the 2nd grade come here for math.”