Ep47 Cuca is sitting in front of the television and then sees a commercial about Scooby Doo! “Everybody ‘e Scoopy Poo!!!” “Who would want to watch &^7#?” says Kris. Then 3 hrs later Cuca’s wathching a pooper- scooper commercial. “Everybody ‘e Scooby Doo!!” Everyone runs just to find Doo. Cuca is back at school in math class. Q 1+1=?? Cuca answers 2. 1+2=2 500a—300=50 a=2. Mr. Then asks Cuca “Why did you answer everything as two?” “1 finger plus 1 finger equal 2 finga!!!” A few snickers from the class…. “Cuca what is 6+6?” “2 finger” Class is silent… “5x5…” “Da pet...” “No it’s 25..” “2 pinger!!!” “No its 25..” “2 finger” “No 25” “2 finger” No it’s 25..” “2 pinger!!!” “No its 25..” “2 finger” “No 25” “2 finger” No it’s 25..” “2 pinger!!!” “No its 25..” “2 finger” pinger!!!” “No its 25..” “2 finger” “No 25” “2 finger” No it’s 25..” “2 pinger!!!” “No its 25..” “2 finger” “No 25” “2 finger” No it’s 25..” “2 pinger!!!” “No its 25..” “2 finger” “No 25” “2 finger” No it’s 25..” “2 pinger!!!” “No its 25..” “2 finger” “No 25” “2 finger” “CUCA IT’S 25!!!!!!!” “Huh???” Class starts guffawing! The teacher looks angrily at Cuca, and then continues with the lesson. RING RING Time for P.E. the game is freeze tag. DADADA!! A mind flayer suddenly appears!!! The kids screaM AND KNOCK EACH OTHER DOWN!! Cuca sits there in the mist of the chaos looking absolutely imbecilic! The mind flayer suddenly eats Pras’ brain!!! Pras is down…. It’s tentacles go towards Cuca!” It tries to eat Cuca’s brain…. Kids watch this for 30min!!” Pcic yells “’Eh how is that possible??” “She must have a brain, how else could she live??” Mind flayer gets annoyed then says “There really isn’t a brain in there is there?” and leaves…. T he kids cheer!! “Cuca you saved us!” “Huh? Huh?" “That mind flayer would have killed us!” “Huh?” “You really are brainless!” "Huh?" Next class lunch. Kids chow down and now recess. Cuca goes to Lava’s farm, and decides to go capture a horse. When she goes in the bull-riding line… She grabs on to its tail and gets dragged all through the feces covered coral…. “Who smells??” Then she goes to create wine. (smashing grapes with feet covered in &#@$) We go to another country where the wine tester drinks it and says in his indigenous language “Hmm, tasty, has a slight ting I can’t put my finger on….” Back in Cucaminus…. Cuca goes to S pecial Ed. Mr.Mind flayer is the substitute! “Now you brainless children I would like you to list who are the current presidents… No let’s make that letters…”(kids write…) “Now Mr. Yevet wrote and eye.. we have an Egyptian in the building!!!” “Mr. Nelson wrote (showing the finger 3(the finger)) a very good comment!” “And the super-genius Cuca wrote the letter a!” Mr. Mind flayer then says “ Next category is what shouldn’t you put in your mouth, nah let’s make that shapes.” (kids write) Mr. Nelson wrote (&^%& you) “I bet your parents love that!” “Mr. Yevet wrote A” “And Cuca wrote 1, what is that a finger, addition symbol, 1 finger equal two finger.” “Save that for math.” Cuca goes home…..