Ep46  Cuca La Buca is once again at Aswais Elementary. There is a cookie contest. Cuca enters her delious scrumptious , 
chocolate filled and covered with poppy seed muffins.  Mr.Birdo (also a physics teacher at the high school, besides being a surgeon)  
“Excuse me Cuca, but that’s a muffin, and this, read this is a C-o-o-k-i-e Contest. Cuca looks at him moronically. Then he inquires 
“What’s the name of it?” THINKING: “ME love dat Doobie Scooby!!”
(Birdo about to eat Muffin) “Scooby Dookie!!!” There goes the muffin…. On the floor. Birdo looks at her
 and then walks to Hope’s table…. A delicate pot roast is there. Birdo (about to get fork out) “What is this?”
“It’s roasted furby glazed with honey and baked in hickory.” Birdo then says “Anyway it was a Cookie contest.”
 Next he goes to Mark who has all chocolate cookies (very, very suspicious)  Birdo then says “
Its not stool is it?” Mark then (quote him) 
“Duh!” (as in some people say ex: Do you want chocolate  Duh (not like an obvious answer)  
Birdo then reaches the next table Ociena created meat cookies. Mr.??? (never named, math teacher, Cuca HR) 
is eating one. Birdo asks “What’s that?” “Only the finest ghetto pigeon, on the streets of Aswais!”  Mr. 
Then runs to the bathroom. Pcic (needs to turn in papers) “Cuca where’s Mr.?
“In da barthrom.” Then Birdo announces “What are you crazy red-necks trying to do kill everybody!?!” 
“I have never seen such ridiculous people in all my life!” 
“Stupid fat boy bring caca, stupid druggie bring pigeon w
ith disease!!!!” Idiot Cuca doesn’t know how to say Scooby Doo,
 Indian lady ‘s princess so she don’t cook!!!” (Birdo gets 
an accent when enraged) Then Birdo picks up his papers and leaves. 
Mrs.Lafate then says “ Alright Cuca, you get 1st place.” Now we go 
to Math…. They go to the computer lab to do some Number Munchers… 
“Alright Cuca the  files are inside the computer” Cuca 
then starts destroying the computer with her shoe. Mr. comes back 
and then exclaims “Oh God, Cuca what the hell did you do???”
 “Me no see files.” Recess Pcic walks by the sidewalk “Hey, 
Ociena, what are you doing on the sidewalk?”
 “I brought gum..” Then Ociena picks up one of Mark’s cookies
 and throws it at the 1st graders window.  “What did you 
do that for??” “I put Marks ^$@# on this casino!” “This isn’t
 a casino.” “Well then,  I put Mark’s ^&@# on this school. “ The
 1st graders walk in “Mrs.Lafate why does it smell like my 
daddy in here?” “I wouldn’t know Billy…”