Ep28 Pcic roo and her buddies are hanging around the libary. "So, how ya think yo's goin' to do on the Pentahlon thingy?" "Eh..." Kelsey is hanging around eating muffins "Don't worry we'll womp those kids." "Look man, we don't stand a chance." "Come on! I bet those people think Lan Trail is a type of shoe!" "Whatever, Rich." Ociena then asks "So who's the comrade of this thing?" "Mr. O." "Oh! Shit! I feel sorry for yo's." "Sure." "He's serious about winning the scholar super bowl huh? One time I remember I was in his class he yelled shut up and study." "He always says that." (Mr. O suddenly appears) "Shut up and study Ociena, I didn't put you here for fun." (Jap acent heard) "See?" Pcic looks away and focuses on cards. The kids continue studying, the test is tommorow. Birdo continues correcting math work... Cuca la Buca appears, slouching, slobbering at one side. "Cuca-meister! Hide!" "Oh! Hyeee! Me no know yos all on team." "Yeah and brillant Cuca?" "Me's wishy good lucky, Richie." (Kelsey asks Beans "Hey who's that one dude who died with his party?") "Gods! We gonna lose now." "Ah, ignore Ms. Buca. Cuca, shoo!" Birdo gestures for her to leave. Cuca drools and heads for the kiddie section of the libary. "So, Pcic, who's else on tha team?" "Beans, Kelsey, Rich, me, you, Tavis, Jeje and Wilmar." "Me?" "All that stuff you should be studying." "Oh that? Yeah I gave it a look over." The kids continue the day is almost over. Wilmar looks around the libary "Don't worry we'll win a lot, get that bowl, a couple of tests..." "Nah." "Come on Pcic have faith." "Oh, just watch, you'll see, you'll see what happens to us." "We've been studying for weeks, we do okay." Beans then says "Pcic will have a big rewards, me, Kelsey, Rich, Wilmar big time..." "You sure, so will you." The kids go home and don't even glance at their books, the kids play video games and watch movies. The big day comes... "Wake-up!" Pcic gets dressed quickly, she then goes to pick Ociena up. The kids stop at the caffe in Abetha. Ociena begins to hum 'Free fallin'' and headbanging to the sounds in her head. "Free...free...fallin'....." "Stop that." Pcic grabs the coffee and they run out the door to Micky D's to pick up breakfast with the team. Birdo then says "Ah! So fat coward and hippie show up?" (Wife whispers in Japanese to eat and not be so grumpy)"Fine, good you came kids." One of the floor sweepers comes up "The best team in all Abetha County, no?" "Yeah." "I wonder how many points they take off for throwing up all over the test...." "Pcic roo, I'm trying to eat!" "Fine." The kids finish their Mc Muffins, Deluxes, and breakfast burros. They go over to the Abetha continuation junior college and trade school (just about a troubled place). And walk in, a few moments later a giagantic man introduces them and the kids start the science test. Pcic walks to the upper members testing rooms and sits. Wilar and Kelsey also sit down. Pcic hears the other children's chatter and thinks.... "Damn! Are they really at a decent intelligence level or is Aswais high a piece of shit? Hmmmm.... Or are they just bluffing, intimitating, mimicing a faint glow of sapience." (Several hours pass by) Finally the big hour has come, time for the bowl. "Don't worry kids, you'll do just fine. I know you will." The kids walk in and sit down... They begin to call up the lower members... Here's scores of the first 2 (Jeje and Ociena) get 4 points (out of 6 to each) (scoring) ASWAIS 4 ABETHA 4 IDWANNA 2 ABETHA COM. 1 LORIZ 7 "Damn, Ociena got 1, Jeje got 2. It's alright though...those are some hard questions." Next two go up... (Wilmar, Beans) ASWAIS 11 ABETHA 8 IDWANNA 10 ABETHA COM. 3 LORIZ 13. "Damn, Loriz seriously did win ten years in a row." "So Beans got 3 and Wilmar 5..." Tavis goes up.... "Tavis, ya got 3, good goin' man." "Your turn Pcic, kill 'em." Sure Tavis...whatever." "Take the lucky fish pen." (Metalica's Hero of the day tolls) Pcic staggers up on the bright well oiled stage... She sits down. "Lady, hold this pen will you?" "Sure, supposed to be lucky." "Yeah......sure." Pcic writes the first five without a hitch... THE LAST ONE! (thinking) "Oh,my god! A or E! Wait... didn't Lan Trail have this?" Pcic chooses correctly. Pcic walks down with a smirk on her face... "How many did you get Pcic roo?" "All six." "All six? Seriously (mummbles in Jap.) Okay, we might have a chance... Go het 'em Kelsey." Kelsey walks up, comes down with 3. "I think we won) (Changing boards) CURRENT READING ASWAIS 20 ABETHA 9 IDWANNA 16 ABETHA COM. 4 LORIZ 16.... "Look dudes, I'm waiting for them to switch that 1 to 2 on Loriz." Pcic then wonders in awe as the winner is announced "OMG! We won!" The kids are drunk with joy and stay at the campus 2 hrs. after the competition. The kids then go to buger king where everyone nearly worships Pcic. "You saved my ass, that's for sure!" Ociena then laughs and nearly chokes on a fry. "Good job Pcic, you did well. We'll be in the papers, first time since '81." The next night (awards for everything) The kids come all happy... The kids sit down... "Math, gold Neiz Goldman Loriz, silver Challe Arroz Abetha Com.,bronze Jene Uphoti Loriz. Science gold, Herman Hernandez Idwanna, Pepe Cortez Idwanna, Hu Ming Abetha Com., English gold Michel Rodriguez, Abetha, Kiki Lefan, Idwanna, Opene Smith Abetha Com." (Pcic whispers "Nothing." "Embarassing") "The arts gold Danille Rocki, Loriz, Zebra DeMaggio, Loriz, Neliz Goldman, Loriz, stockmarket gold, Yessi Mudafan, Loriz, Ida Gordon, Abetha, Jo Slander, Abetha, Neliz Goldman, Loriz. Writing, Neliz Goldman, Loriz Hu Ming Abetha Com., Lassie Red Abetha Com.... ("At least we got one for sure, I'm happy) History, Neliz Goldman, Loriz, Lafeete Kele Abetha, Tina Jasper Abetha. Now Scholar's Super Bowl Aswais Elementary... THe kids walk up...red for not winning a single award or scholarship given out before the awards... They are all given gold medals.... They all walk home... sad... Birdo raving in Jap. The bus stops at a 7-eleven... The make-up smeared all over the children's faces from tears... Make up all over Birdo's sweater. The kids come back... Beans is being held hostage by a radical-right winged Brazilan man.... "Does any-body speaka potu'gese!?!?!!?!?!?!" Birdo punches the man in the stomach and they drive home, tasting bitter shit-smelling defeat... Pcic wakes up and reads the Abetha-Sun Star (on the internet) the next day... Not a word is metioned of Aswais!... "CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!" and she closes the window.