(Chistmas) 
The birds drive to the mall. They wait in line then big b sees Santa (
*GASP* and this will be looking sad soon) Sits on his lap. " So little girl
What do you want?" "A pony."  Then Santa sits up to get rabid then...(dada)
Rabid thinks "Who the f%^# is that? "He's trying to kill me!!!"
It bites 'em on the ass! Then Santa runs around screaming "It bit me on ass,
It bit me on the a**!" Then pcic laughs. All ill' kids: "Santa said a bad
Word!!!!"  Warren looks at pcic grimly. "Well... it's not like he's real,
he's just a teen in a suit." Then chistmas day mark hands gonna a bucket
Crap. "Doh,I made this for you." "Mmm, ugh, yeah that's nice? (mark loves gonna)
Mark gives Chisy (britney spears wanna be) a round cheese w/feces.
She drops the cheese...GOAL..it hits furby and kills him. The birds eat
Dinner.