Bird Bios
 

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  Cuca La Buca
Description
Wears average stuff has a hideous pink dress. Wears a red bandana. Has hair, only wears dresses.
Species: African Ring Neck Parakeet
Hair: Blond and curly
Eyes: Black
Completion: Light green
Height: 9.0 feet
Age:35 yrs
Alignment: Lawful
Appearance: Eh ( Average)
Intelligence:Blissfully ignorant, but is still Literate!!!
Strength:Average
Loves: Apples, sweets, Baby Raby, Children, Oprah,and twirly shiny things.
Hates: Confusing, complicated things
Hobbies: Annoying people, school, singing in an glass shattering voice.
Education:6th grade
Occupation- Village Idiot
Born April 27, 1965
Weight: 205 pounds
Attitude: Unique, completely ignorant, unintelligent
 

 
Hope Brownseed-   Wears nice brown clothes. VERY bad cook.
Species:Brown Homing Pigeon
Age:25
Gender:Female
Blood type:O
Hair: Long,black
Eyes:Brown
Completion:Dark brown
Height:4.9 feet
Alignment: Neutral
Appearance: Good
Intelligence: Clever
Strength: POWERFUL
Loves: Buffets,singing,being boss,Fasion,dancing, cooking bad food
Hates: Annoying men, lines, Cuca, Peace Ale
Hobbies: Cooking bad food, singing like Aretha Franklin  (exactly) and Mariah
Carey.
Education: 1yr of college
Born March 1,1975
Weight:134
Occupation: Waitress\ Princess
Attitude: Pocohanus meets Mad Guitar Murphy's Wife meets some people in my family 


Big baby- little pudgy kid with green flaxen hair and wears pink.3yrs.
Wears a hideous pink bow. Hallutionates, drinks Dr.Pepper,(Somehow ends up in excrement.)
Species:Dove
Gender:Female
Blood type:O
Hair:Green\Flaxen
Eyes:Blue
Complection:light
Height:3.4
Alignment: Extremely lawful
Appearance: RUN AWAY,MOMMY! (UGLY)
Intelligence:Dumb
Strength: Beyond mortal limits (99 as start) 123
Loves:Food,nature,Pcic roo babysiting,tranquility,Barney,Crazy Bus song,Rabid Baby
Hates:Glandala, Chris, Classical music, evil
Hobbies: Listening to Pcic read stories, Annoying people
Education: Pcic reading the classics
Born:January 13,1999
Weight:46
Occupation: Big brat
Attitude: Unique, Baby Brat, Lawful cry-baby 


Rabid Baby- Little evil midget. Paralyzed by forks, wears pants. Always carries around Mr. Bear.
Species: Quaker Parakeet
Gender:it (!?!?!?)
Blood type:B
Age:3 yrs
Hair:Black
Eyes:Black
Complection:Dark green
Height:2.9
Alignment: Chaotic Very Very Chaotic
Intelligence:Genius
Apperance:Average, but innocent
Strength: WAY beyond mortal limits 203
Loves: Big baby, Ociena, Bed-time stories, Mr.Bear,Cuca La Buca,chaos in general, biting people, causing pain
Hates:Loud sounds,Keslsey, Grandma Clawence, forks
Hobbies-Bed time stories
Education:Pre-school
Born September 6, 1999
Weight:30
Occupation:Biter Baby
Attitude:Unique, extremely aggressive baby, evil


Peace Ale: Wears latest fashions, always wears red or blue and sometimes orange.

Species:Ring neck dove
Age: 25 yrs
Gender:Male
Blood type: AB
Hair: Flaxen
Eyes:Cloudy blue
Complection:fair
Height: 5.11 feet
Alignment: Neutral towards chaotic
Appearance: Eh ( average)
Intelligence:Average
Strength:Average
Loves: Singing, getting drunk
Hates: Big Baby, Brownseed,Rabid Baby,tests
Hobbies: Singing, barbecues, dating, stealing.
Education: High school
Born June 29, 1975
Weight:174
Occupation: Fish merchant
Attitude: Drunk, Unique, Womanizer, Cook
 

Rich Yale : Rich kid who hangs out with Pcic and Prince, Always Wears Blue
Species:Chicken
Age:10
Gender:Male
Blood Type: A negative
Hair:Brown
Eyes:Brown
Complection:Light
Height:5.4
Alignment:Lawful
Intellegence: Brilliant
Strength:Weak
Apperance:Bad
Loves: Disney Land, movies, Watching Rabid Baby becoming paralized
Hates: Cuca La Buca, Rabid Baby, Pollen, Having Athsma
Education:5th Grade
Weight:84
Occupation:Student
Born: March,15,1992
Attitude: Jonny Lavani on Amanda Andacona (Italian Kid) meets that Asmatic, meets the rich kids on As Told By Ginger

Pras Mone: A.K.A. Furby  rich wears sweaters all the time.
Species:Furby
Age:10
Gender:Male
Blood:AB
Hair:White
Eyes:Green
Complection:Grey
Height:3.5
Alignment:Chaotic
Strength:Poor
Apperance:Good
Intellegence:Average
Loves: Food, being rich
Hates: Getting killed
Education: 5th
Occupation: student
Born: October 13,1992
Weight:50
Attitude: Kenny and Cartman from South Park

Kelsey Prince: Hangs out with Pcic, (animal, Ocena's the only loon around here)
Species:Loon
Age:10
Gender:Female
Blood Type:O negative
Hair:Blond
Eyes:Blue
Complection:Dark
Height:5.3
Alignment: Neutral
Intellegence: Brilliant
Strength: Strong
Apperance:Bad
Loves: Eating, reviewing movies, chemistry, food,food, little kids
Hates:Oceina, Furby
Education:5th Grade
Weight:198
Occupation:Student
Born: December 7, 1992
Attitude: Fat girl on Amanda Anaconda and Daria


Kris Maxis- The angry guy, becomes a drill sergent later.Angry psychotic guy.

Age:29
Species:Corw
Gender:Male
Blood type:AB
Hair:Black
Eyes:Green
Complection:Dark
Height:5.11
Alighnment:Chaotic
Intellegence:Clever
Apperance:Very Good
Strength:Good
Loves:Movies,popcorn,relaxing,vacations, Playing Poker
Hates:Big Baby (I mean REALLY HATES),babysitting
Education:2yrs college
Hobbies:Reading,Movies
Born:March 29,1971
Weight:158
Occupation:Actor,Car sales man (yes he works with Harry),comedian
Attitude:Drill seragant-ish, Just like Major Pane, Conspicy Brother from Undercover Brother, Angry


Ociena- the crackhead who follows Pcic around, thinks she's Pcic's friend. Real name Tina Fay.
Age:11
Species: Rock Dove
Gender:Female
Blood type:O
Hair:Brown
Eyes:Brown
Complection:Brown
Height:4.5
Alighnment: Neutral toward lawful
Intelligence:Blissfully ignorant
Apprence:Bad
Strength:Good
Loves: Tv, Donald Duck, donuts, Hanging out with Pcic.
Hates: The law,commericals,cars,robots,Beer
Education:5th grade
Hobbies:Nothing
Weight:76
Born July 17, 1991
Occupation:Student/village idiot/druggie (DON't DO DRUGS, or rugs)
Attitude:Always burning things, "What happened to my Magizines?" "I smoked 'em." Here's what she's like: Dumb Donald, Ralph,Good Burger guy.
(list, Fat Albert,Simpsons)

Warren Alto: Leader of birds in part one. Wears jewlery. Dark complection, takes Mr.Bear and tries to burn it. . Wears all types of  colors.
Species:Colie
Age:25yrs
Gender:Male
Blood type:AB
Hair:Black
Eyes:Green
Complection:Dark
Height:5.11
Alignment: Chaotic
Intelligence:Brillant
Apperance:Good
Strength:Average
Loves:Creating scams, watching tv
Hates:Big baby, taxes, Rabid baby.
Hobbies-plays in rock band with Peace, steals
Education:8yrs collage
Born: November 15, 1975
Weight:157
Occupation(s): Thief, surgeon
Attitude:Elwood-ish, unique 

 

Gonna: Real name Yovanne, Gonnanaa Sonoma. Hates Mark.
Meticulus.
Species:Seagull
Age:27yrs
Gender:Female
Blood:B
Hair:Black
Eyes:Gray
Complection:Dark
Height:5.6
Alighnment:Neutral towards lawful
Intelligence:Clever
Apperance:Very Good
Strength:Good
Loves:Music,soda, pizza, clean things
Hates:Mark, being sick, bugs, Dirty things
Hobbies:plays in rap-rock band, sewing, swimming
Education:2yrs collage
Weight:132
Occupation: Communications, Tecnology, Stylist
Born July 28, 1973
Attitude: Unique

Harry Wolf- The hillbilly guy, speaks like Bumhauger from King of the Hill.
Species:Wolf
Age:28
Gender:Male
Blood type:O
Hair:Brown
Eyes:Brown
Complection:Tanned
Height:4.6
Alighnment:Neutral
Intellegence:Good
Apperance:Average
Strength:Good
Loves:Playing the blues,cake,cars
Hates:Taxes,People being unfair
Education:2yrs college
Born:Febuary 27,1972
Weight:140
Hobbies:Playing the guitaur,playing poker
Occupation:Car sales man, hillbilly,pizza delivery boy,guitarist
Attitude: Bumhauger-ish Dun-ish


Mark Ale: Fat lummox. Eats underware, bathes in root beer, makes poop sundaes,wears make-up, combs his hair with bacon. Chases Gonna.

Species:Ring Neck dove
Age:28
Gender:Male
Blood:A
Hair:Flaxen
Eyes:Blue
Complection:Pale
Height:8.4
Alighnment:Lawful towars neutral
Intelligence:Blissfully ignorant
Apperance:  WORD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!? ( below mortal,on below monsters starting at -17) -28
Strength:Great
Loves:Food,Gonna,Poop
Hates:Clean things
Hobbies:Getting Gonna to marry him.
Education:Elementary school
Weight:2809 (Yes,YOU read correctly!)
Born May,17,1964
Occupation:Lummox, village idiot
Attitude:Stinky lummox, unique


Peaco John Ale- Crazy one.  Dresses like a woman on Sat nights

Species:Dove
Age:30
Gender:Male
Blood type:A
Hair:Flaxen
Eyes:Blue
Comlplection:Fair
Height:6.1
Alighnment:Neutral
Intellegence:Stupid
Apperance:Yuk!
Strength:Good
Loves:Pizza,soda
Hates:Nothing execpt him being a man
Education:Some high school
Hobbies:Dressing like a woman
Born:May,29,1970
Weight:190
Occupation:Unemployed
Attitude:Mr.Garrison and Spy vs. Spy
 

Lava Lamp- Real name Norman Riley hippie,druggie.
Species:Puma
Age:29
Gender:Male
Blood type:AB
Hair:Brown
Eyes:Brown
Complection:Pale
Height:7.1
Alighnment:Chaotic
Intellegence:Good
Apperance:Good
Strenght:Good
Loves:Drugs,power
Hates:Kids investigating his farm
Education:4yrs College
Hobbies:Taking care of his hair
Born: May 1,1971
Weight:150
Occupation:Drug dealer,farmer,shopkeeper
Attitude:Unique, hippie


Pcic Roo- Short, fat, Wears hippie's clothes, and bright colors. Loves to eat and
study the branches of science. Hangs out with Ociena.
Species:Seagull
Age:10
Gender:Female
Blood type:A
Hair:Aurburn
Eyes: Grayish:Green
Complection:slightly tanned
Height:5.1 feet
Alignment: Neutral towards chaotic
Apperence: Average
Intelligence: Genius
Strength: POWERFUL when needed
Loves: Food,Reading,experiments,food
Hates: Ociena, Cuca La Buca, Jia, lines, rotten food, bad singers,Big Baby,Rabid Baby
Hobbies: Experments, getting rid of Ociena, Magic,sleeping, reviewing movies
Education:5th grade
Born September 5, 1992 (now time, not birds)
Weight:156
Occupation: Student
Attitude:unique

Peasco John Ale (normal)- Crazy but normal
Gender:Male
Species:Dove
Age:30
Blood:A
Hair:White
Eyes:Blue
COmplection:Tanned
Height:6.0
Alignment:Choatic
Strength:Average
Apperance:Average
Intelligence:Average
Loves:his job
Hates: Rabid one (Rabid Baby)
Education:High School Diploma
Born:October 12,1970
Weight:160
Occupation:Lazy Spy
Attitude:Spy vs. Spy meets Crowie & friends meets Homer Simpson

Birdo- Aka Mr.Osomanbo first name???
Gender:Male
Species:Kite (type of hawk)
Age:70
Blood type:B
Hair:Black
Eyes:Brown
Complection:Tanned
Height:5.5
Alighnment:Lawful
Strength:Good
Apperance:Average
Intelligence:?? (nobody's sure on this one just know it's probably clever-genius level)
Loves:Peace, harmony, zebra finches
Hates:Almost all birdies of the Cara (main cs)
Education:Medical school 8 yrs
Born:September 18,1930
Weight:150
Occupation(S):Surgeon,doctor,physics teacher,shopkeeper
Attitude:Mr.Kahn from King of the Hill meets Zodac
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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