Comic number 1
You see  a bit of candy.
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 You hardly notice this thought, "Damn shit, this was my blessed set of clothes!"
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Comic Number 2
"What a cute little dog you have Sandy, mind if I pet him?" "Go ahead."
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"The cute little dog, hits you, you lose blood!" You Die... You hardly notice some thoughts "Stupid dog."
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The little dog sees a corpse.....
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The little dog devours Barney's corpse!.....
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"Nice dog....."
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Comic 3
"Wana die?" "Want Lo'loth to kick your ass?"
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"You is  funny food!" "What the hell?"
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"You looka dinner"  "Idiot."
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The Balor breaths fire! The bolt of fire hits and kills the troll!" You don't feel hot.
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"Now I have bigger problems..."
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Comic 4
"Law is the best path!"
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"Neutrality is the true path!"
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"Chaos is the true path!"
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"Greater Moloch is the best!"
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Comic 5
Waldenbrook says "Welcome Robert to my shop"
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"Look ye damned piece of shit, I know what ye did last Salamander."
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"What?"  "Don't play stupid with me."
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"Robert, what are ye blabberin' about?"  "I heard what you did to all those players..."
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"They were trying to steal from me shop!"  "Yeah,stupid Waldenbrook, I know what you did last Raven as well."
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"Ye were *pretty* busy then as well." "Robert, who said that?"
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"Gee, I don't know, maybe some of those people you killed"  "Grr..?"
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Comic 6 (takes place after UCGE)

&...@..0<----- that is a speaker phone
"Welco' to ze Riced Rat."
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"I'lL HaVe sOuP, hEy GrEaTeR bAlOr WhAt dO yoU wAnT" "Fried dwarf" "And den..."
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"ThAt'S iT. "And den..."
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"No LaDy nO MoRe"  "And den..."
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"No MoRe!" "And den..."
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"LOoK, MRs. If yE sAYS tHaT aGain I'll go chaotic on yo' ass" Silence
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"AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND ADEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,ND DEN,ND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,AND DEN,! You suddenly rip open the speaker.....
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A small female dwarf pops out. "And den" "AND THEN I"ll KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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You cast death ray, the female dwarf is instantly annihilated!" "Stupid dwarf"
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You hear a far-off somewhat distant "And Den..."
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Comic 7
"Mommy it's Barney!" "May I go see him?" "Sure."
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Barney attacks the child, Barney hits the child, the child then yells "MOMMY!"
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"I'm (southern accent) gonna sue ye!"
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A giant boar appears...
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Comic 8
One day Leron goes to the bar....
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A lady also went to the bar with her boy...
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"Now, Leroy, I want you to go into to that closet and not to come out."
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Leron sees his wife, having liver problems, Leron has to run....
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Its dark here!!! A voice says "Gee, its dark in here, I'm going to scream mommy!"
"Here, kid have 20 gold pieces."
"What's that voice, I wanna bike, or I'll scream!!!"
"Please, don't here's 80 gold pieces."
After this goes on for 15 minutes...
"My, Leroy, what a good boy, you might get that bike." "No, I can buy it."
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"Where did you get that gold?" "I'm not gonna tell." "Well then, you'll tell the police."
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"Gee it's dark in here."  "Let's not start that shit again..."
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