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| Live June 20 from Cinncinati, Ohio |
| ~ Monday Massacre opens up once again in Prez Lou's office. He is there surprisingly with Diamond. She is sitting in his lap when Barbwire comes slamming through the door. He see's Diamond on Prez Lou's lap and by the look on his face you could tell he was ready to kill. He comes up to Prez Lou's desk keeping his eyes off of Diamond. He slams his hands hard on Prez Lou's desk. Barbwire- Lou, you may think you real damn funny. First you set me up in all these matches then you take my woman. Diamond- Barbwire...... Barbwire- Shut the hell up! You've done enough as it is. And, was I talkin' to your skank ass anyway? No. Now Lou, I want payback for what you've done to me. Prez Lou- Really. And how you gonna do that, huh? Barbwire- I want you in a match on Saturday. Prez Lou- A match with moh'a on Saturday? Yeah, I can do that. But Barbwire, if you lose, don't you ever step your foot in my office again. But if you win, I don't care if you walk in this b**** everyday. Deal. Barbwire- (He stares them down ) Yeah. ~ He walks out the door and slams it shut. Diamond looks at the door but then starts smiling as the scene turns to the announcers table. Terry- Well, there we have it. The heat is rising between Prez Lou and Barbwire. Kim- I'm telling you Terry. A woman has lots of power. Jon- Not physically. Kim- Must you always but in? Jon- No. But I would like to get in your butt! Kim- How dare you I am not one of your little whores! Do not treat me like one............... Terry- ( As they argue) Well, these two are kinda busy right now so we'll get to our show tonight. First we have one of Jon's favorite kind of matches. A women's match-up. Jon- Yeah, well at least they are in the kind of environment they're supposed to be in. The kitchen! Kim- Oh, you are just so stereotypical! I wish it was legal to kill animals all season. Cause that is what you are! An animal! Jon- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Kim- Eww! Terry- Let's get to our match. Good Housekeeping Match Kitrina vs Icie ~ Cinnamon Girl plays on the speakers as Kitrina and Thorn make their way to the ramp. She starts shakin the money maker. Tanya- Making her way to the ring, from Huntington Beach, California, being accompanied by Thorn, Kitrina! ~ She makes her way to the ring which is set up like a kitchen and steps in taking a seat in a chair set in it. Then, The crowd is silent as they await the next superstar...Then the arena goes black as Fire Works sparkle by the entrace then "I Cry" blares. She walks out as she raises her hands and then brings them down and then more pink pryo's go off...As she makes her way to the ring Pryo's go off from the ceiling as small peices of ice begin to fall and the spotlight is on Ice. Then the arena clears. Kitrina gets up and then gets ready for a brawl. The bell rings. DING DING DING! Kitrina goes after Icie's hair and starts pulling her hair. She then tosses her across the ring. Icie flys onto a chair. Kitrina picks up Icie and then slaps her across the face. While Icie is down, Kitrina runs to the counter set up and pulls out a pan. She turns around to catch a right hand from Icie. Icie has Kitrina bent on the counter slamming her face with right hands.She then takes Kitrina and pulls her around to the kitchen table. She lays her on it and then picks up a chair. She goes to slam it on her but Kitrina moves out the way. The wooden chair breaks into peices. Icie gets over top of Kitrina and starts shaking her head on the mat.Then Kitrina gains some strength and kicks her in the gut and Icie goes flying across the ring. Kitrina gets up and gets some slop stuff inside the refrigerator. She walks over to Icie and tries to pour the slop on her but Icie moves. Kitrina tosses the bowl. She then gets Icie by the hair and carries her to the counter. She grabs a glass pitcher and smashes it on Icie's head. Icie falls to the ground. Kitrina goes for the pin. 1..2.....kickout! Terry- My god! She actually kicked out. I've never seen anyone get up after a head shot like that. Jon- WEAK! Kim- Oh shut up! ~ Kitrina can't beleive it and starts to stomp a bleeding and soaking wet Icie.She goes to the counter and finds a tenderizing hammer. She comes back and starts whamming her with it. Suddenly, 2BB comes runnning down as Thorn comes over to stop them. Saint starts going after Thorn as Chrissy slides in the ring. Since it is no DQ, it is legal for interferance. Chrissy comes in and grabs Kitrinas hair from behind. Kitrina turns around looking scared out her mind. Chrissy smacks her across her face and then lays her in a swinging neckbreaker. Icie finally is able to get up. She picks up the fallen Kitrina and lands her in Ice Drop on the table. She goes for a cover. 1..2..3! Kitrina rolls off as Chrissy and Saint battle out with Thorn. Jon- I can't beleive he can't take down those pethetic women! Kim- Why don't you try to take them on? Jon- I'm not a wrestler. Kim- Yeah, say anything. Terry- Well, opposite of what Jon beleives, I think that was a great match-up. But, now lets get to a men's match. That'll impress ya huh, buddy? Jon- Yeah. Very much. Terry- Lets get to it between Kid Extreme and the very erie Reeshi. This is his first match-up in OWF but he surely has made himself a house-hold name. Singles Match Kid Extreme vs Reeshi ~ Lights cut, everything goes quiet, countdown from 5 and a big explosion of colors(white iceblue, red, blue(reg.) and lime) and "When WorldsCollide" hits, pyrotechnics spell out KiD ExTrEmE. The lights stop and the other lights come on. Tanya- Making his way to the ring, weighing 251 lbs, from Jacksonville,Florida, Kid Extreme! ~ He runs to the ring and slides in. He pumps up the crowd as the lights flashing as it goes extremely dark. Shouts of "Let's GET DIRTY" shatter the arena through the speakers and with a sudden flash of lights Reeshi appears on stage. Slowing making his way to the ring he circles it before entering. He and Kid get ready. The ref calls the bell. DING DING DING! Kid comes at Reeshi with a grapple but Reeshi flips him over into a hip toss. Kid gets up and pushes Reeshi into the ropes. He smacks his chest. He then whips him but Reeshi reverses and whips Kid. He lifts Kid into the air but Kid falls to his feet. Kid kicks Reeshi in the gut and runs to the ropes. He comes back but Reeshi flips him over his shoulder. Kid lands on his feet, turns around and lands a dropkick on Reeshi. He lifts Reeshi and tosses him into the corner. He then runs to the ropes hoping to land a flying splash. But Reeshi moves out the way. He turns Kid around and starts to land some right hands. He then whips him into the other turnbuckle but Kid tries to reverse kicking his legs out but Reeshi catches them landing a reverse powerbomb. Reeshi goes for a lazy pin. 1..2..kickout. Reeshi picks up Kid and starts landing some punches then tosses him into the ropes. Kid comes back with a flying wheel kick. He lifts up Reeshi and tosses him into the corner. Reeshi comes walking off as Kid runs to the ropes. He comes back behind Reeshi and lands a face smasher. He pins. 1..2..kickout. Kid lifts up Reeshi and goes for Snap Neck but Reeshi revereses it to a side suplex. He lifts up Kid and then lands a side kick. He goes for a pin. 1..2..kickout. Reeshi picks up Kid and puts him in a sitting powerbomb. He pins in the powerbomb position. 1..2..kickout. Terry- I can't belive that he kicked out of that. A powerbomb from a man his side is near fatal. ~ Reeshi lifts Kid by the hair and tosses him into the corner. He lifts him up and then gets him ready for the superplex but Kid pushes him off. Kid gets on the top ropes and then comes with a missile dropkick. He then runs to the ropes and goes for LiON SaULT but Reeshi moves out the way. Kid gets up and gets a kick to the midsection by Reeshi. Reeshi puts Kid in Coral Reesh. He goes for the pin. 1..2..3! He rolls off and starts landing kicks on Kid. But then suddenly, Doc Extreme comes running towards the ring. Reeshi slides out. Doc and Reeshi yell at each other as Reeshi walks backwards up the ramp. Terry- Doc must not like people picking on his lil bro. That eye that he's giving Reeshi is like none I've ever seen. We'll be back after these messages. ************************* COMMERCIAL BREAK ***************************** Terry- We're back at OWF Monday Massacre. We're anticipating our next match between Showtime and Thorn. Jon- I hope Thorn is preped for tonight cause he was just beaten by two women. Now he wants to take on Showtime? I don't get it. Kim- Jon, who are you to talk. You have the biggest mouth I've ever seen. Just shut up! Jon- okay!Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Terry- Lets get to the match. Singles Match Showtime vs Thorn ~ I'm a Sexy Boy plays on the speakers as Showtime walks out as pyros go off. He walks to the ring and slides in. The music dims as Thorns music plays.He Walks out slowly, explosion occurs moments later as fire comes out from pyro as Thorn walks through the fire and slowly makes his way to the ring, then grabs the ropes and does a flip into the ring, jumps up on the corner turnbuckles. He gets down and then gets preped for action. The ref calls the bell. DING DING DING! Showtime runs up to Thorn and lands him with a spear. Showtime picks up Thorn and then tries to whip him into the ropes but Thorn revereses it into an arm wrench. He then lands a kick to Showtime's face. He lifts Showtime up and then puts him in a suplex. He gets over top of Showtime and starts punching him in the head. He lifts him by his ponytail and then lands a hard clothesline. He pins. 1..2..kickout. He runs to the ropes and then comes back with a splash but Showtime moves out the way. Showtime gets on Thorns back and starts slamming his head on the mat. He then picks up Thorn and runs to the ropes. He comes back and goes for hurracanrana but Thorn reverses it to a powerbomb. He pins. 1..2..kickout. Thorn lifts up Showtime and whips him into the rope and then smashes him in the head with a leg lift. He then goes to the top rope. Showtime gets up and Thorn hits Showtime with a dropkick from the top ropes. He goes for the pin. 1..2..kickout. Terry- When will Showtime fall. Jon- After he gets hit with a flatliner. That move is so, torture! ~ Thorn lifts up Showtime and runs to the ropes. He comes back but Showtime jumps over him. Showtime runs to the opposite rope and then both come at each other with flying elbows. They are both down. The ref counts them. Showtimes starts to get up and then goes for a lion sault. He covers. 1..2..kickout. Showtime lifts Thorn and hits him with some punches. He goes for another right but Thorn reverses it and starts whamming Showtime onto the ropes. He hits him a couple times and thyen runs to the ropes. He comes back and lands a modified clothesline on Showtime.Showtime flips out the ring. Thorn slides out the ring and then lands some punches. He then slides Showtime in the ring. he climbs in and then starts to stomp Showtime. He lifts Showtime by the ponytail again and then goes to lay him in the Flatliner but Showtime flips off and kicks him in the gut. He then puts Thorn in a powerbomb. He pins. 1..2..3! He gets up and the ref raises his hand. Tanya- You winner, Showtime! Terry- Well, that must be an upset for Thorn. First by 2BB then by Showtime. Kim- Speaking of 2BB they are about to take on the Outkasts! They must have no problem taking on men. Jon- After this match they will. Kim- Yeah, we'll see about that. Tag Team Match The Outkasts vs 2BB ~ One step closer by Linkin Park plays on the P.A. as Eryck Stone and Domonic Star make their way to the ring. They both grab a mic. Eryck- Now, as you guys all know we have to take on two ladies, Chrissy and Saint. Now, we don't usually beat up ladies and we won't start with them. They just wanna show how they have skill, so we'll go easy on ya. Domonic Star- Yeah. Women like them have no way taking on men like us.We're too good. And they are so skinny. But hey, they wanna fight, it won't be with us. ~ Suddenly, Baddest B**** plays and Chrissy and Saint come walking out. Chrissy has a mic. Chrissy- You guys have no clue what me and Saint are about to put you to through. No matter. That just means we get the pin easier. So go easy if you like. Saint- But you'll be feelin alot more pain. ~ They walk to the ring as both Eryck and Star laugh at them. They decide Saint will go first. Star get ready for action. The bell rings. DING DING DING! Saint walks up to Star. He is laughing in her face. She puts him in a snap suplex. She picks him up and then goes for a flying forearm. But Star moves out the way. He picks up Saint and then starts dancing with her. She knees him in the balls. She then puts him in a scoop slam. Now he's mad and grabs her by the hair. He lifts her in the air getting her ready for a press slam but she falls to her feet and then kicks him in the mid-section. She puts him in a swinging neckbreaker. He's on the floor. Chrissy is on the top rope. Saint tags her. She goes flying in mid air with a moonsault. She lands dead on. she pins. 1..2..kickout. She lifts up Star and whips him into the corner. She runs to the turnbuckle opposite of it and then goes for a Chyna Backflip Handspring Elbow. He comes off and she jumps on the top ropes once more. She comes off with a modified flying body press. But he catches her and puts her in a fall away slam. He then tags Eryck Stone. Chrissy gets up. Eryck jumps on the third rope and comes off with a missle dropkick. Chrissy falls hard. He pins. 1..2..kickout. Eryck looks kinda surprised but picks her up and pushes her into the corner. He lifts her onto the top rope. He climbs up but she kicks him in the gut and then goes for a leg drop from the top rope. She then tags in Saint. Saint picks up Eryck and puts him in a spine buster. Terry- That has to be a killer. nearly broke his back. Jon- They'll come back. Just a matter of time. ~ Saint puts Eryck in a powerbomb. She pins. 1..2..kickout. She lifts Eryck and then whips him into the ropes. She lands a press slam. She pins. Star runs in and kicks her off. The ref takes him out the ring. Meanwhile Chrissy jumps on the top rope. They do Highlight. Chrissy slides out. The ref sees Saint pinning Eryck. He counts. 1..2..3! Saint slides out the ring as She and Chrissy walk up the ramp laughing at the easy win. Tanya- Your winners, 2BB! Kim- What was all that you were saying, Jon? Jon- They cheated! How is that an honorable win? Kim- Whatever! Terry- Well, I think that was a great match. But we will have to be back after these messages for the #3 Match for the IC Title. We'll be back after this. ******************** COMMERCIAL BREAK ***************************** Terry- We're back and ready for our final match-up tonight. We are looking forward to this match-up. I have also received word that the PPV will be moved up two weeks. That give the wrestlers more time to prep. Well, I can say this. That is a very smart move I think. But lets get to the match-up. It is between Kid Extreme and Raw Tiger. Kim- Kid Extreme has already suffered a loss tonight. Will he have to suffer another? Terry- I don't know Kim. But I know that he has lots of energy. So he'll be ready at least. Match #3 for IC Title Guantlet Placement Kid Extreme vs Raw Tiger ~ When Worlds Collide plays on the speakers. Kid Extreme walks out alot more focused on the match. He walks to the ring and then slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring. Then, The Test Theme hits the speakers as Raw Tiger comes to the ring. He steps in and then stretches out a little. The bell rings. DING DING DING! They walks up to each other. Raw grabs Kids arm and puts him in an arm wrench. Kid does a backflip to get out of it. He then kicks Raw in the gut and runs to the ropes. He comes back with a neck breaker but Raw puts him in a side suplex. Raw then picks up Kid and pushes him into a corner. He tosses him into the other corner and then runs for him but Kid lands a boot to the face. Kid gets up on the top rope. He jumps off and lands a swinging DDT. He pins. 1..2..kickout. Kid lifts Raw and lands some right hands. He then tosses him into the corner. He puts him in a tree of woe. He then does a dropkick to the face. Raw falls on his stomach. Kid picks up Raw and goes to the ropes. He comes back with a head scissor takedown. Kid gets up and lifts Raw. He puts him in a scoop slam. He then runs to the ropes and goes for Lion Sault but Raw moves out the way. Raw gets up and so does Kid but Raw takes him down with a clothesline from hell. He then covers. 1...2...kickout. He picks up Kid and puts him in a stall suplex. He gets on the top rope and does the Test Elbow Drop. But Kid moves out the way. Kid lifts Raw and Puts him in Kidz Krush. He covers. 1..2...kickout. He can't beleive it. He whips Raw into the ropes. He runs to the ropes. But Raw takes him down with a shoulder block. Raw lifts Kid by the hair and then whips him into the ropes. He runs to the ropes with him and lands a clotheslineon Kid which sends him flying out the ring. Raw is in the ring posing to the disapproving crowd when suddenly, Doc Extreme comes running in and whacks Raw upside the head with a chair. Kid finally gets in the ring and picks up Raw. He lands him in Extreme Force. He covers. 1..2..3! Doc comes in the ring and raises his lil bro's hand in victory. They walks out as Raw shouts in the ring due to his loss. Terry- Well, he pissed. Jon- I know. I liked that match. It was finally all male. Kim- I'm so glad this show is over. Bye everybody. From all of us, I'm Kim Yells. Goodnight. ~ The show closes on Kid and Doc Extreme walking up the ramp. The scene goes to commercial. |