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| Live June 13 from Philedepia, Pennsylvania |
| ~ Wednesday Massacre starts off at the annoucner's table. Terry- Welcome to the first night of OWF Wednesday Massacre. Our first show aired on a Monday. It was full of surprises such as the death of Positively Rick and the crowning of our first OWF Intercontinental Champion. What surprises will be witnessing tonight?! We can only wait. Kim- Yeah Terry. Even if I have to sit next to this pervert, Jon. I'm still really excited about what will happen tonight. Jon- I'm excited too. About you. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! ~ Suddenly, Living Inside You blasts on the speakers. The crowd stands on their feet cheering loud. Tanya- Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Brintey Spears Jarrett, The OWF Intercontinental Champion, Stunning Stan! ~ Stan comes out with his belt on his shoulder and guitar in his hand. Britney has on a black outfit as they make their way to the ring. Stan opens the ropes for Britney and then he steps in as well. He grabs the mic from Tanya Lucente as Briney begin to pace the ring. Stan- Now as we all know, the one and only Stunnin Stan is THE OWF Intercontinental Champion. See, most say that they are your champion. Well, personally I think all of you poor excuses for people aren't worthy of having someone impress you. ~ The crowd starts to boo Stan- Oh, you can all go to hell as far as I care. You are backstabbing, dirty people who I think are digusting. But you people are not the reason I'm out here. ~ The crowd stars cheering RED NECK! RED NECK! RED NECK!........... Stan- You see, this just shows how rude and ignorant you people are. I have something to say and you cut me off the way you do. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I have something to say so whether you wanna listen or not, I'm gonna talk. ~ The crowd chants RED NECK! louder Stan- SHUT THE HELL UP! ( He waits for them to get quiet) Now as I you all know, I am the OWF Intercontinental Champion. Many men and even women covit this title. Some want this title even more than the World Title. Which is why so many of the OWF superstars hate me. But one I want to name in particular. The pretty boy all you people love, which I don't use as a compliment, Vanity Showwood. He comes out here with his little muscle poses talking about how great he is. Well personally, I find that all to be a bunch of bull s***. He is not a worthy competitor and not you,or Prez Louis can deny that. But we still have this match anyway between two men that I have easily destroyed, Showwood and J-Money. They both think they're the s*** but when I faces either on of them at the PPV, it won't be a problem. See, just one man to take on for this title is nothing. I can take either of those guys and smush 'em like an ant. See I.... ~ Suddenly , Bakardi Anthem blasts on the stereo. The crowd goes wild and the ladies scream because they all know that its Prez Lou. He has some woman with him and a mic in his hand. He has on a Sean John suit and sunglasses. He takes them off and puts the lady by his side. Prez Lou- Stan, no one can deny your abilities and no one will say you can't beat Vanity or J-Money. But, the question is, are we giving you the easy run. Just one man to face for your title. No, no, no. We should have maybe........ SIX! Stan- What, you can't do that. Prez Lou- I'm the prez. I can do what I want. hey, you even said yourself you could take out anyone so why you buggin? Six men is only five more than what you were supposed to. So, me and the committee in the back have decided that at the PPV, Stunning Stan, you will not only compete for the World Title, but you will also face 6 men in a six man guantlet for the IC title at the No Sunshine PPV! ~ The crowd screams at the top of their lungs. Prez Lou starts heading for the back when Stan stops him. Stan- No, you hold ona second, why the hell would you do something like that to me? Huh? Prez Lou- Well, you may be one of my best wrestlers on my roster, but I don't like you, Stan. And I did cause...... i can. Stan- You sun-of-a-b****! I'll kick your ass right now! Prez Lou- REALLY? Why don't you come try it. ~ Stan is about to run out the ring but Britney stops him. She picks up the mic. Britney- Don't do it babe. He's just trying to get you set in his trap. Just prove that ass hole wrong. Okay? Stan- Alright. You'll see me in those matches Prez Lou. I can almost guarantee you that you'll be sorry you ever tried this. Prez Lou- Yeah. Oh, and Britney, last night was great! ~ She looks very surprised that he said that and Stan looks even more pissed. Prez Lou- Now who's in control. ~ He turns around into the backstage area as Stunning Stan and Britney slowly leave out the ring as well. Terry- Well, we all know that there's gonna be some major up sets in OWF in days to come. We can also look forward to No Sunshine coming to you live June 24 from Abilene Texas. We can truly expect some major fuses coming up from this PPV. Kim- Also tonight we will learn the results for the three best dressed ladies in OWF and the first ever lumber jill match up here tonight. But lets get to our first match. We have a tag team match between Cash Money Millionares and The Outkasts! Let's get to it. Tag Team Match Cash Money Millionares vs The Outkasts ~ The arena fades and then a green haze fills the arena. A 100 dollar bill is waving like a flag when suddenly Peaches and Cream blasts on the speakers as Cash Money Millionares comes out onto the stage. Tanya- Making their way to the ring, at a combined weigt of 492lbs, Cash Money Millionares! ~ They make their way to the ring surprisingly without Lox. They both step into the ring and begin to decide on who will go first. Then, One Step Closer by Linkin Park blasts on the arena speakers as The Outkasts make their way to the stage. Tanya- Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 470 lbs, The Outkasts! ~ They then make their way to the ring. They jump into the ring and pose around as Big Pun stands in the ring awaiting whoever he will face first. The Outkasts agree that Domonic Star fight first. The music quiets down and the ref calls for the bell. DING DING DING! Domonic Star and Pun start pacing the ring in circles. They then lock up. They struggle for a moment then Star slips out and bounces on the ropes and lands a kick to the mid-section. He then bounces on the ropes again and does a dropkick. He picks up Pun and then whips him into the ropes. But Pun comes back with a modified clothesline. He picks up Star and throws him into a corner. He lands some kicks to the gut and then whips him into the corner diagnol from it. He tries to run at him with a splash but Star moves out the way. Pun walks off as Star runs to the ropes and does a face buster. He picks up Pun and whips him into the ropes. He runs to the opposites ropes and then lands him in a swinging neckbreaker. He goes for the pin. 1..2..kickout. He lifts up Pun as he walks over to Eryck to make the tag. He they both whip Pun into the ropes as they land a double suplex. The ref then escorts Star to the apron. Eryck runs to the ropes and then comes back with Flip Off. He pins. 1..2..kickout. He picks up Pun and tries to whip him into the ropes and but Pun reverses. Pun lifts him into the air getting ready to place him in a gorilla press slam. But Eryck jumps down and lands a kick in the mid-section and lands a DDT. He covers. 1..2..kickout. Eryck lifts him up and runs to the ropes. He comes back with a big boot but Pun reverses and grabs his leg but Eryck lands enziguri. He lifts Pun and whips him into a corner. He climbs up in front of him and starts whamming punches. But Pun pushes Eryck off. Eryck goes flying. Terry- My god! He nearly tossed him across the ring. ~ Pun goes and tags in Tru Balla. Tru runs over to Eryck and lands a dropkick. He lifts up Eryck and puts him in a hip toss. He then runs to the top rope and goes for a moonsault but misses. Eryck pins. 1..2..kickout. Eryck picks up Tru and puts him in a snap suplex. He covers. 1..2..kickout. He picks up Tru and whips him into the ropes. Tru comes back with a flying larait however. Tru picks up Eryck and then runs to the top ropes. He does the Money Maker and lands dead on. He goes for a pin. Star runs in and kicks Tru off. The ref takes him out the rin while Tru and Pun put Eryck in No Dough. The ref turns around and see's Tru laying on Eryck. He counts. 1..2..3! Tru slides out the ring taunting to Star that they won. They head toward the back. Terry- Well, what a turn out. We'll be back after these messages. ************************************* COMMMERCIAL BREAK ********************* During the break, there is a commercial for the OWF PPV, No Sunshine. ************************ END OF BREAK ************************************** Terry- Welcome back to OWF Wednesday Massacre. We're preparing to see the next match between new comer Kris Kable and Barbwire. Singles Match Kris Kable vs Barbwire ~ Rammstein plays on the speakers as the wild Kris Kable enters the stage. Tanya- Making his way to the ring, standing 6 foot 3 inches, from Ringold, Georgia, the wild Kris Kable! ~ He runs to the ring and slides in. He pumps up the crowd as he awaits his opponent. Then, Ride wit me by Nelly plays on the ring speakers as Barbwire comes walking out slowly. He looks down at the ring and stares at Kable who is standing with his hands on his knees. Barbwire walks to the ring and climbs the steps. He looks at Kable again and then steps inside. He then stands there for a moment and gets into his wrestling position. The ref calls for the bell. DING DING DING! Jon- Both of these guys are in the World Title Man Rumble coming up. I can't wait for that event. ~ Kris Kable jumps over to Barbwire and grapples him. Barbwire whips Kable into the ropes and but Kable comes back with a flying elbow. Barbwire gets up but Kable lands him with a dropkick to the face. Kable lifts him up and runs to the ropes. He comes back with a hurracanrana. Barbwire and Kable get up. Barbwire and Kable start landing punches and then Barbwire lands a hard one and then puts Kable in a suplex. He pins. 1..2..kickout. He picks up Kable and whips him into the corner. Kable jumps onto the top ropes as Barbwire tries to comes after him. Barbwire turns around only to catch a diving spear. Kable gets up and does a leg drop before covering. 1..2..kickout. Kable picks up Barbwire and then runs to ther ropes.He comes back to Barbwire but Barbwire catches him and slams him hard to the mat. He then picks up Kable and whips him into the ropes. Barbwire charges after him but Kable tosses him out the ring. Barbwire gets up and catches the Gainer. Kable and Barbwire are out cold. The ref begins to count.1..2..3..4..5..6..7.. Kable gets up and puts Barbwire in the ring. He then climbs in and goes on the top ropes. He does the 450 splash pinning Barbwire. 1..2...kickout! Kable picks up Barbwire and then he tosses him into the corner.He lifts him up and then goes for a frankenseiner but Barbwire reverses and puts him in a superbomb. He covers. 1..2...kickout! Kim- How in the world can you kick ot of a move like that? Terry- I have no clue! He must have charisma that lasts a long time ~ Barbwire lifts Kable in the air and does a press slam. He then lands an elbow drop. He climbs the rope and then does a moonsault. He covers. 1..2..kickout. He lifts Kable and gets ready to put him in a powerbomb but Kable reverses it into a hurracanrana.He then runs to the top ropes once again and comes off with a corckscrew backflip. Terry- I'd swear the top rope is Kable's favorite place on earth to be. ~ He covers. 1..2..kickout. He lifts up Barbwire again and goes for the Spike Dudley bulldog but Barbwire somehow reverses it to a reverse DDT. He lifts up Kable but Kable kicks Barbwire in the gut and then runs to the ropes. He comes back with a flipping dropkick. He lifts Barbwire but Barbwire punches him in the gut. He puts him in Time Bomb. He slams Kable hard and then pins. 1..2..kickout. He picks up Kable and then puts him in a scoop slam. He goes to the top rope and does The Untouchable. He pins. 1..2..kickout. He picks up Kable and runs to the ropes but Kable comes back with a spinning wheel kick. Kable lifts up Barbwire and then runs to the top ropes. He does a flying hurracanrana but Barbwire catches him and slams im hard. He picks up Kable again and places him in The Tresspasser. Kable is out cold. Barbwire pins. 1..2..3! Barbwire gets off looking exhausted. Tanya- Your winner, Barbwire! ~ Ride wit Me plays on the speakers as slowly Barbwire walks up the ramp. Terry- I've never seen so much highflying action in my life. That was a sad lost however. Kim- Yeah, you kinda take it personal when your new and already lose. I hope this isn't a preveiw of what'll happen at the PPV. I mean, although I'm hoping for Thorn, still, that's kinda sad. Jon- Do you have a thing for Jon. Kim- Kinda Jon- What about me? ( He gives her puppy eyes) Kim- Oh, I got a thing for you too pookie! ( She pinkches his cheeks) Jon- Can I fiddle with your breasts? Kim- Yeah, sure. ~ He goes for it but Kim slaps him across the face. Terry- Let's get to or next match which is about to be right here. Kim- What is it? Terry-A singles match between Domonic Star and Mr. Meaner Kim- Star has already suffered on loss tonight. Will he have to have two upsets tonight. We'll see in a moment. Singles Match Mr. Meaner vs Domonic Star ~ Mr. Meaner is already in the ring as he awaits Domonic Star. Suddenly, Clean by Incusbus blasts on the speakers as Domonic Star comes walkin out very angry but keeping his mind only on the match. Tanya- Making his way to the ring, weighing 250 lbs, one half of the Outkasts, Domonic Star! ~ Star steps into the ring and then starts to stare down Meaner. The ref calls the bell and Star takes no waiting time landing a spear on Meaner. He lifts up Meaner and then whips him to the ropes. He puts Meaner in a snap suplex. He runs to the ropes and comes back with a leg drop but Meaner moves out the way. They both get up and start whamming at each other. Meaner runs to the ropes and then comes back with a flying forearm. He lifts up Star and then does a arm wrench. But Star reverses it and puts him in the arm wrench. But then again Meaner reverses. But then Star reverses again and flips Meaner onto his back. Star picks up Meaner and then whips him into the corner. Star lands some punches onto him and then whips him into the other corner. He runs after him but Meaner lands a boot to his face. Meaner jumps onto the top rope and then Star turns around catching a flying wheel kick. Meaner goes for a cover. 1..2..kickout. Meaner picks up Star and puts him in a snap suplex. He does a leg drop and then covers. 1..2..kickout. He lifts up Star but Star grabs Meaner by the mid-section. He lands a northern lights suplex. He picks up Meaner and lifts him into a hard scoop slam. He then goes to his head and puts him in the Rings of Saturn. The ref comes over to Meaner. Meaner rufuses to tap out so Star lets him out the lock. Star goes onto the top rope and goes for a elbow drop. He lands on. He covers. 1..2..kickout. He lifts up Meaner and does a hurracanrana. He then lifts Meaner again and whips him into the ropes and Star puts him in a death valley driver. He covers. 1..2..kickout. Star picks up Meaner but Meaner lands a low blow and whips Star into the the ropes. Britney prepares to trip Star but Star slips out the wayand Britney grabs Meaner's leg. Meaner looks at Britney and then suddenly Star takes advantage putting Meaner in a roll up pin. 1..2..3! Star slips out the ring laughing at the losing Meaner. Britney slowly steps in the ring but Meaner is mad at her so she keeps her distance. Jon- See, that's why women shouldn't participate in wrestling. Kim- You are so sexist. Jon- They can be in bathing suit matches though. Kim- Yeah, I bet you'd love that. We'll be back after this. **************************** COMMERCIAL BREAK ******************************* Terry- Welcome back to OWF Wednesday Massacre. We're well awaiting the news on the best dressed contest. Jon- And the lumberjill match. We're looking forward to that match. Or at least I am. Were bound to see some skin. I really wanna see that Venus naked! She's really hot. Kim- Great. Another victim. Jon- Your the only babers. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Terry- Lets get to the match. Women's Lumberjill Match Diamond vs Venus ~ Suddenly, B**** blasts on the speakers as Commishioner Dawn Summers comes walking out with a clip board in her hand. The crowd goes wild as she walks to the ring and steps in. She snatches a mic from Tanya. Dawn- Now as we all know, I am the women's division commishioner as it I find my self the one whom should make this announcement. Now as well all know. The first OWF Divas all competed in a rather degrating contest, I think ( The crowd yells) I knew you ingrades would love it. So anyway, I have decided to cut into my very well spent time to tell the winners of the contest and what the stipulations will be. But let me now introduce the winners of this "contest". Winner number one, Lox. Winner number two, Diamond. and the last winner, Britney Spears Jarrett. Now these three women will fight in a three way match for the women's title. However, the losers of this bout will have to face 2BB for the Women's Tag Team championship. So, ladies, strap up. Cause we'll be expecting a bout for the ages. Now enjoy this degrating match coming up. Bye. ~ She exits the ring and heads up the ramps not waving or smiling at all. She steps into the back as her music clears going into the Massacre theme to introduce the ladies on the ring side. Tanya- Making her way to the ring, Britney Spears Jarrett, Lox, Britney and Kitrina. ~ Get over yourself by Eden's Crush plays as Diamond enters the ramp and walks down to the ring. She steps in and leans on a turnbuckle as she awaits Venus. Lady Marmalade plays on the speakers and Venus comes in the arena very inergetic. She runs to the ring and slips in jumping on the top ropes and puts her hands in the air. She then comes down and gets ready for the bout. The ref calls the bell. DING DING DING! Venus walks up to Diamond and puts out her hand for good luck. Hesitating, Diamond shakes her hand. But Venus was only playing a trick and flips Diamond onto her back. She lift up Diamond and then runs to the ropes. She comes back with a spinning wheel kick but Diamond moves out the way. Diamond picks up Venus and whips her into the ropes. She then comes with a Chyna Backflip Elbow. Venus comes walking out. Diamond runs to the ropes and comes back with a clothesline. Diamond runs to the ropes and goes for a lionsault but Venus moves. Venus pins. 1..2..kickout. She picks up Diamond and whips her into the ropes. She puts Diamond in a snap suplex. Venus runs to the turnbuckle and climbs on the second rope and comes down with a leg drop. She covers. 1..2..kickout. She picks up Diamond but Diamond punches her in the gut and whips herself into the ropes. She comes back with a scissor sweep takedown. She then goes to the top rope and climbs onto the top rope and goes for a moonsault. But Venus moves. Venus takes advantage and whips herself into the ropes but Kitrina grabs her leg as a joke. Venus yells at her Diamond got up. Venus turns around to catch a DDT. Diamond pins. 1..2..kickout. Diamond picks up Venus and whips her into the corner. She lifts her on the top and tries a superplex but Venus kicks her off. Diamond turns around and catches her own finisher, a flying hurracanrana. But Diamond proves she knows her own moves placing Venus in a powerbomb. Terry- Diamond must know her move to a tee because hardly anyone can reverse that move. She truly proves her own fate.I can't beleive it. Kim- Women's wrestling still worth nothing Jon. Jon- Only when they strip. That's when I can really enjoy the match. Kim- SEXIST! ~ Diamond lifts up Venus and whips her into the ropes. She then places her in Say it Loud. Venus refuses to tap out. Diamond lets up and picks up Venus. She runs to the top ropes and hit Venus with Shining Light. She goes for a cover. Terry- Seems that DDT, really took Venus out. ~ 1..2..kickout. Diamond picks up Venus and tosses her out the ring. The women start to attack her. But BSJ climbs in the ring. She creeps up behind Diamond. She taps Diamond on her shoulder. She lands Diamond with The Britney Experience. Kitrina sees and jumps in the ring as well. So does Lox, Britney, and returning BSJ. They all start to stomp Diamond as the ref calls the bell. DING DING DING! Referees come to the ring to break it up as the scene goes into a commercial break. ************************************* COMMERCIAL BREAK ********************** Kim- Welcome back. We just witnessed a very interesting situation before the break. Tanya Lucente held a interveiw during the break with Britney Spears Jarrett. Let's see what she had to say. **** During the Break **** Tanya- Britney, from what we just saw, we all have seen what you did. Why? BSJ- Well, you all should know why. I mean, me and Diamond have been enemies for the longest any other females have. We absolutely hate each other. That is why I did. Because I hate to see success for that b****. That's why I did it. And another thing, if Diamond has a problem with it, tell her she can............. ~ Diamond suddenly comes up behind BSJ and whams her on the head with a glass container. It shatters into peices as Britney falls to the floor. Diamond laughs at her an then walks off as Tanya stands shaken. **** The Announcer's Table **** Kim- Whoa. That's gonna put a major fire between those two. Terry- Well dramas make the best movies. And this is more drama than Shakespere! Kim- Really. But lets get to the main event. Vanity Showwood faces J-Money for a placement in the gauntlet match for the IC title at No Sunshine. Singles Match Vanity Showwood vs J-Money ~ Living Inside You plays on the speakers as Stunning Stan comes walking out with his trademark guitar and IC Title around his waist. He walks around the ring and over to the annoucer's table. He sets down the guitar and then takes a headpeice. Jon- How ya doin, Stan. Nice to see ya join us. Stan- Oh shut your ass up! Can you beleive what our bastard prez did to me? A guantlet match. Can you beleive that?! ~ The Fight Song plays on the speakers as Vanity Showwood comes out onto the arena stage pointing directly at Stan. He steps in the ring and comes over to the side the announcers table is on and starts yelling at him. He then turns around and awaits Fuzz. Money Stretch blasts as Fuzz comes running to the ring. He slides in and then gets ready for the match. The ref calls the bell. DING DING DING! Vanity comes at J-Money with a clothesline but Fuzz does a backflip and then lands a dropkick. Vanity gets up and Fuzz hits him with a wheel kick. Fuzz picks up Vanity and then runs to the ropes and then comes back with a flying elbow but Vanity moves out the way and Fuzz falls flat on the ground.Vanity picks him up by the hair and then hits him with a hard clothesline. Terry- Whoa! What do you think about that Stan Stan- F*** off, Terry Kim- No need to be so damn rude! Stan- Go to hell dumb a** b****! Kim- WHAT! Stan- Did I stammer. Go to hell dumb a** b****! ~ Vanity picks up Fuzz and places him in a powerbomb position but Fuzz reverses it to somewhat of an X-Factor. He picks up Vanity and whips him into the corner. He comes with a flying splash. But Vanity moves. Vanity grabs him from behind and puts him in a sleeper suplex. He pins. 1..2..kickout. He lifts up Fuzz and whips him into the ropes. He then hits Fuzz with The Flashbulb. He covers. 1..2..kickout. Vanity lifts up Fuzz once again and puts him in The Flash. He poses for a moment as the ref checks on Fuz. Stan slips out the announcer's table and then comes in and hits Vanity with The Stunning Stroke. He then slips out the ring yelling at Fuzz to pin. He does. The ref counts. 1..2..3! Stan runs in and starts stomping Vanity as refs come to get him off. Terry- Well then, I guess we know who the first entry to the guantlet will be. Jon- We all know Vanity is highly pissed. I'm sure he'll have some strong words for Stan on Saturday. Kim- Well, he'll have to do it on Saturday cause todays show is over. Speaking for Terry and Jon, I'm Kim Yells, good night. ~ The show closes out with Stan and walking up the ramp. |