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| Live June 23 from Washington, DC |
| * The camera is set on Britney Spears Jarrett and Stunning Stan's lockerroom. You can hear chatter in there. The camera fades to the backstage parking lot. Suddenly a black car comes rolling up and a leg comes out the back seat. It's apparently a woman's leg due to the heels. The legs walk out and walk into the loading dock. The camera heads farther up and by the time they reach the breast,( which are very large) the fans know who it is and start cheering. The camera comes up and it's Athena. She has made her way to the building looking very serious as usual.She has her hair pulled back and comes up past Britney Spears Jarrett's lockerroom. She puts her hair behind her ear then puts it to the door to have a better listen to the conversation. * Inside the room. BSJ- That Britney chick is really stealing my popularity. I can't beleive it. That b****, Diamond is more popular than me here. Stan- Yeah, but Brit...... BSJ- No, I can't have that. I'm going to that ring and finishing this now. I've already got this document signed by Prez Lou so I will have this done. Then maybe we'll finish this for good and I will become the one and only Britney, in OWF. Stan- Yeah, babe. Sure. But I really can't beleive what that ass hole prez did to me. BSJ- You can do it babe. Just show him that he's the biggest idiot by winning your matches. Stan- It's not as easy as you think hun. These guyds got major skills and I gotta take on six. Then take on five more men for the World Title. I don't know if I can do it. I really don't. BSJ- Well, while you sulk, I'm gonna go do this. I'll be back in a minute. * Athena moves out the entrance way of the door as B.S.J comes walking out with her document. She is startled by Athena leaning on the wall but moves out the way and to the ring as Athena stares her down with an evil eye. BSJ walks off thinking Athena is crazy. At the announcer's desk.\ Terry- What was up with that eye that Athena just gave Britney? I mean, what is her deal? Kim- She is just the type that is takes no shit. We should have her over here for Jon. Jon- Oh I could handle her easy. All I would have to do is whisper sweet nothins in her gothic ear and then caress those beautiful jugs of hers. Just like I would like to do to you right now, Kim. Kim- You come any closer and you will learn the true meaning of a hernea! * Suddenly, "Stronger" begins playing as a line of red pyros shoot off on the stage, then Britney Spears Jarrett appears. She raises her hand and she poses. Then she walks to the ring. Britney Spears Jarrett goes up the ring steps and into the ring with her document. Then Britney stands and poses until she is lost in the red glow of pyros shooting off behind her. The pyros clear and then she grabs a microphone from Tanya. She lifts her document and then speaks. BSJ- Now, you all know that I have done my very hardest to get rid of that wanna be me, Britney. She comes into this federation all by herself and yet has no skills. She may be a copy but as you all know, I am the best Britney. So since I cannot get rid of her, I went to someone who could. ( The crowd boo's) Yes, the very President of the OWF, Prez Lou. And he has written me this document. I won't read it all but I will read the part you worthless, out-of-shape people need to know. ( She speaks over the flood of "boos" ) "I, Louis Jamel Terry Jr., the chairman of Outrageous Wrestling Federation, has decided to place two female employee's into a pink slip match. The rules to the pink slip match read, at the very end, the loser of the match, be it pin fall, submission, etc, they are released of their contract and must exit the building immediately. They will not be re-hired, or take part in Outrageous Wrestling Federation at any time. So in conclusion, the comepetitors for this match will include Britney Spears Jarrett as well as Britney." So say what you all want but it's written and signed so you can't do a thing about it! * Suddenly,Hit Me Baby One More Time plays as Britney comes out in a tight shiny red leather outfit and her hair pulled back. She has a mic in her hand. She walks onto the stage and stares down BSJ. She then walks to the ring and then steps in. She looks at Britney as the arena fills with cheers. She puts the microphone to her lips. Britney- Brit, why was I not awared of this ahead of time? You think you are so slick huh. I could bet on my life that's a phony. * BSJ shakes it in front of her face. Britney- I could care less Brit because I will kick your ass reguardless. But Britney, I want to tell you one thing.I may look like you. I may talk like you. People may mistake me for you. But I have one thing you don't have. That's boobs. See mine are real. Your's however are very suspect! BSJ- What the hell does that have anything to do with this?! Britney- I don't know. I just felt like saying that. But I will accept your petty little challenge. But Brit, you may wanna pack your bags now cause there is no way I am leaving this federation. But you. Oh you will. * The areana then turns dark.The lights flicker for a moment then fade out. Leaving the fans in complete darkness as an uncomfortable hush falls over the crowd. A low whispering sound of wind can be heard, suddenly the Bad Omens theme kicks in as a black light fills the arena, after a few second Athena makes her way out as images of the "Daughter of Darkness" are shown on the large Titan Tron over head. Athena is dressed in a balck leather trnch coat and black hot pant and black boots.. She strikes her pose by placing her hands on her hips then looks to the left and then to the right before heading to the ring. Athena makes her pass the fans barely looking at them as she keeps herself focused. Once at ringside Athena climbs the steel step and steps over the middle rope to get inside. Once she is in the ring Athena begins to walk around the ring pacing back and forth with her eyes locked both Britney's. The lights return to normal. She grabs another microphone and then heads towards the turnbuckle. Athena- Oh, don't mind me. Just here to evesdrop. Go on ahead. BSJ- Yeah, It's kinda hard now. What the hell do you want? Athena- You know what I want Brit? I want your spot for the title at the PPV. BSJ- Hold on, were you even in the competition? Athena- Well, no but with these pups, who wouldn't vote me in? * The crowd yells load. Athena- So Brit, if I take you on in a match, on next Saturday Slauhter, if I win, which is most likely to happen, will you give me your title spot? Britney- Hold on a second. What makes you think she'll last that long? Athena- (She makes a slight giggle.) Hit my music. * Bad Omen's theme plays as Athena exits the ring. She walks up the ramp and into the back. BSJ exits the ring and Britney is stuck in the ring looking dumb founded. The scene goes to Prez Lou in his office. Diamond is in there and he is strapping up. Terry- We'll be back after these messages with our match-up between the OWF Chairman and Barbwire! ************************* COMMERCIAL BREAK ****************************** During the break there is a commercial about the OWF Video game, RaGe. ************************* COMMERCIAL BREAK ****************************** Kim- We're back. I can't beleive what just happened. Britney and BSJ are going to have a pink slip match. I and then Athena challenging BSJ for her title spot. I really can't beleive it. Terry- I can't beleive what's going on right now. Barbwire is actually challenging the OWF Chairman to a match. But let's take you back to when this all happened. * They show a video clip. Terry- Well, with all that you can't really blame Barbwire for this challenge. Here he comes now. Singles Match Barbwire vs Prez Lou w/ Diamond * Ride Wit Me plays on the speakers. Barbwire comes to the ring stage and then walks to the ring looking very mad. Tanya- Making his way to the ring, weighing 231 lbs, from Yuma, Arizona, the challenger, Barbwire! * He slips in the ring and then walks up to Tanya. She hands him the mic but he snatches it from her. He stares at the cheering audience for a moment. Barbwire- Now as you all know, that ho, Diamond left me for the OWF Prez Lou. Well, I don't really care no more since she was only good for in bed. So Prez, you can have her. I want you in this match now though, for taking that property however. I may not have valued Diamond but she was my merchandise! So Prez, come on down here now so that you can my next sale! * I Got Cha by Queen Pen plays as Diamond comes walking out with a mic. She has on some black tights thaat are tight at the top and loose at the bottom, and a tie back top that reveals alot of her stomach.She also has on platform boots and her hair is let down. Diamond- Barbwire, you have no clue how good of a woman you had. But hey, I hope you like those words you said cause when you take on this MAN, you gonna eat em. And let me get one thing straight however. I am not your damn property so if you ever say that again I will personally kick your ass myself. But now introducing to you, your very president of OWF, PREZ LOU! * Fireworks explode as Bakardi Anthem plays . Prez Lou comes walking out. He wraps his arm around Diamond's shoulder and they make their way to the ring. Prez Lou gets on the apron and holds the ropes open as Diamond steps in. He steps in and then to make Barbwire pissed, he grabs her around her waist and french kisses her right in front of Barbwire. Barbwire looks pissed but stays calm. Diamond steps out the ring and then Prez Lou comes up to Barbwire and they have each others faces only inches away from each other. Prez Lou turns around getting ready for the match as his music dims. He turns around. Barbwire spears Lou. He crawls on top and starts whamming numerous punches. He picks up Lou as the bell rings. DING DING DING! Terry- WHAT A SPEAR BY BARBWIRE! He is really pissed about this situation! * Barbwire picks up Lou and whips him into the ropes. Barbwire comes back and lands a shoulder block.He stomps Lou for a second and then lifts him by the head. He puts Lou in a suplex and then pins. 1..2..kickout. Barbwire runs to the ropes and comes back with a elbow drop but Lou slides out the way. Lou picks up Barbwire and whips him into the ropes. Lou runs to the opposite ropes and comes with a head scissor takedown. He lets Barbwire get up. Lou runs to the ropes and comes back with a dropkick. He covers. 1..2..kickout. He lifts Barbwire up and scoop slams him. He does a leg drop but Barbwire moves. Both men are up and Barbwire lands a hard clothesline on Lou. Kim- That nearly took his head off! Barbwire isn't playing with this match. Terry- He better hope he can have this same fury at the PPV. * Barbwire lifts Lou and tosses him into the corner. He runs to the corner but Lou lands a high boot. He then runs up to Barbwire and lands a face smasher. He covers. 1..2..kickout. Lou lifts Barbwire and places his head on the lower rope. Lou runs to the opposite ropes. Meanwhiles Diamond yanks Barbwire's head on the rope. Lou was stopped by the ref. Lou moves the ref out the way and then gets Barbwire. He lifts him up and lands some elbow strikes. He runs to the ropes but Barbwire lifts him in the air. Lou jumps downand kicks him in the mid section. He grabs his head and then does the Spike Dudley Bulldog. He then climbs the ropes hoping to land a moonsault but Barbwire moves out the way. Diamond begins to look nervous. Barbwire picks up Lou and tosses him into the corner. He lands some punches and then tosses him into the other turnbuckle. He walks over and then lifts him on the top rope. He plans a superplex but Lou pushes him off and lands a devastating swinging ddt. Lou covers. 1..2..kickout. Lou picks up Barbwire. He runs to the ropes but Barbwire lands a tilt a whirl slam. He lifts Lou again and then sets him up for Time Bomb. But somehow Lou gets down but accidentally kicks the ref. Diamond takes advantage and gets onto the top rope. Barbwire tried Time Bomb again already and has knocked out Lou. But Diamond lands a Molly go Round on Barbwire. She drags Lou ontop of Barbwire. She then wakes up the ref. He counts. 1..2....3! Lou still has his hand ontop of Barbwire but Diamond picks him up. She helps him backstage as the ref tries to awaken Barbwire. Terry- Well, a loss for Barbwire. This definately won't be the end of this episode however. Kim- You know that's right.But let's get to our next match-up. It's a tag team bout between Cash Money Millionares and Dr. & Kid Extreme. Tag Team Match Cash Money Millionares vs Dr. Extreme and Kid Extreme * Midwest Swang plays on the spealkers. Green pyros shoot everywhere as Tru Ball and Big Pun come walking out. Tanya- Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 492 lbs, Cash Money Millionares! * They walk to the ring and both step in. Fireworks go off as the men taunt the crowd. Their music fades and Big Pun makes his way onto the apron. Terry- I'm surprised Lox isn't with them. Kim- Well, she does have a match-up next so I guess she's just keeping away from anything that could happen. * Scum of the Earth plays as Kid Extreme and Dr. Extreme come walking out. They walk to the ring Tanya- Making their way to the ring, Kid and Dr. Extreme! They jump onto the apron and then get in. Their music fades out and Doc walks to the apron. The ref calls the bell. DING DING DING! They hand grapple and then Kid lands a knee to the gut. He lands some punches and then pushes him on the ropes. Kid whips Balla into the ropes and then lands a snap suplex. Kid lifts Balla and then walks over to Doc. He tags. Doc steps in and he lands some punches. Balla then tries to come back and lands a hard blow to the face. He lifts Doc into a scoop slam and then goes for an elbow drop. He pins. 1..2..kickout. Balla walks over to Pun and tags him in. Pun steps in and grabs Doc by the hair. He lifts him in the air and then drops him face first. Pun lazy covers. 1..2..kickout. Pun picks up Doc and whips him into the corner. He stomps him in the gut for a moment and then pulls him off the corner. He does a hair takedown on Doc and then tags in Balla. Balla gets on the top rope. Pun holds Doc down as Balla goes flying with a leg drop. But Doc uses his strength pushes Pun off making Balla miss. Doc crawls over to Kid. He tags. Kid comes in and lifts Balla. He whips him into the ropes and then when Balla comes back, Doc hits him with a flying elbow. He then covers. 1..2...kickout. He runs to the ropes and then does LIon SaULT. He then runs to Pun and lands a dropkick. He comes back to Balla and lands Extreme Force. He pins. 1..2..3! Kid slides off as Pun slips back in the ring. Kid and Doc walk up the ramp Pun looks pissed that they lossed. Terry- Well, I guess that they can't brag about their record anymore. Kim- Yeah, but we can't forget that these guys are great wrestlers. Really. Hey Jon, you've been typically quiet tonight. Jon- Didn't you notice? Kim- Notice what? Jon- That. ( He points and both Terry and Kim look. Meanwhile he squeezes Kim breast.) Kim- Did you just touch my tit? Jon- No. I would never do that. Kim- Come here. Closer, closer. ( She smacks him) Don't you ever do that again! I will kick your ass! Jon- Yeah, right. Terry- We'll be back after these messages. ****************************** COMMERCIAL BREAK ************************** Terry- Welcome back to OWF Saturday Slaughter. We are highly anticipating this next match-up between Lox and Athena. Kim- You know that Lox actually asked for this match and so far, the Cash Money Clique hasn't been doing so good. Hopefully, she can pull this one out. Jon- I'm about to get really bored. Kim- Here you go!Just shut your mouth Jon. I don't feel like arguing tonight. Women's Match Lox vs Athena * Bootyliscious plays and Lox comes walking out and she walks to the ring. Tanya- Making her way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, the challenger, Lox! * Lox steps into the ring and then skakes her ass a little for the audience. She then gets into a wrestling position for Athena. Then, suddenly, the arena turns black.The lights flicker for a moment then fade out. Leaving the fans in complete darkness as an uncomfortable hush falls over the crowd. A low whispering sound of wind can be heard, suddenly the Bad Omens theme kicks in as a black light fills the arena, after a few second Athena makes her way out as images of the "Daughter of Darkness" are shown on the large Titan Tron over head. Athena is dressed in her normal ring attire, All black leather, thigh high boots, hot pants, a sleeveless jacket top. She strikes her pose by placing her hands on her hips then looks to the left and then to the right before heading to the ring. Tanya- Making her way to the ring, the daughter of darkness, from Dublin, Ireland, Athena! *Athena makes her pass the fans barely looking at them as she keeps herself focused. Once at ringside Athena climbs the steel step and steps over the middle rope to get inside. Once she is in the ring Athena begins to walk around the ring pacing back and forth with her eyes locked on Lox. The lights return to normal. The ref calls the bell. DING DING DING! Athena and Lox tie up. Athena drops Lox on her back. Athena places her legs around Lox's neck and starts to strangle her. The ref trying to count out Lox but she won't give up. he drops her arm. 1..2..but she doesn't drop it a third. She fianally places her leg on the rope receiving a rope break. Lox gets up slowly but Athena grabs her by the hair and literally tosses her across the ring. Athena lets Lox suffer for a moment and then picks her up and sets her up for a powerbomb. But Lox reverses it and lands a pinning hurracanrana. 1..2..kickout. Lox lifts up Athena and sets her up for a swinging neckbreaker . But Athena reverses and whips her into the ropes. Lox comes back and Athena kicks her in the gut and then lands a sambo suplex. She then places her in the Parthenon. The ref runs to Lox. She taps out. Athena keeps the hold but the ref tries to get her off. She finally does and stomps her a bit. She then snatches the mic. Athena- You are nothing in my alley. Forget it, babe. And after I beat BSJ next week, I will face put this same anialation on you at the PPV and win the Women's Title. So either lay down and give me the pin or receive another torture session like tonight. But tonight was only a taste. You definately won't want the whole serving. * She tosses the mic and grabs her coat as the Bad Omen's theme hits and she makes her way backstage once again. Terry- Well, I guess lady luck just wasn't on their side tonight. But we'll be back with match #4 for the IC Guantlet. After this. *************************** COMMERCIAL BREAK ***************************** Terry- Welcome back to OWF Saturday Slaughter. Kim- We are awaitng the main event tonight. Terry- Reeshi has really made an impact on OWF since his debut. Let's see if he can show how bad he is in this next match. IC Guantlet Tourney Match #4 Showtime vs Reeshi * I'm a sexy Boy blares on the speakers as Showtime comes out.He then stops on the ramp way and pyros go of. Tanya- Making his way to the ring,weighing 256 lbs, from Detroit Michigan, Showtime! * He runs to the ring and slides in. He then gets ready for Reeshi. There are lights flashing as it goes extremely dark. Shouts of "Let's GET DIRTY" shatter the arena through the speakers and with a sudden flash of lights Reeshi appears on stage. Tanya- Making his way to the ring, weighing 265 lbs, from Miami, Florida, Reeshi! * Slowing making his way to the ring he circles it before entering. He then steps up the steel steps and then into the ring, very slowly. He then walks into the middle of the ring and tosses off his jacket. The lights get brighter and the match begins. DING DING DING! Reeshi slowly walks up to Showtime. Showtime lands a right hand on Reeshi. But Reeshi just looks at him. Showtime goes for another but Reeshi blocks it and lands some punches on Showtime. He hits him so hard it makes him fall. He then picks up Showtime and tosses him into the ropes. He lifts him in the air. But Showtimes falls to his feet and does a dropkick. He lifts Reeshi and runs to the ropes. He comes back with a hurracanrana but Reeshi reverses it to a sitting powerbomb. He pins. 1..2...kickout. Reeshi picks up Showtime and then tosses him into the corner. He walks to the corner and starts to wham his head on the turnbuckle. He then puts him on the top rope and tries a superplex. But Showtime reverses it and does a body press but Reeshi catches him and does a fall away slam. Reeshi pins. 1..2..kickout. Reeshi lets Showtime get up. He then tosses Showtime in the corner and pulls off Coral Rock. Reeshi pins once again. 1..2..kickout. Reeshi lifts Showtime but Showtime elbows him and then runs to the ropes. He comes back with Sweet Chin Music. Showtime pins. 1..2..kickout. Showtime lifts Reeshi but Reeshi knee's him in the gut. He goes for Coral Reesh. He executes it on Showtime. he pins. 1..2..3! Tanya- Your winner and advancing to the IC Guantlet,Reeshi! * Reeshi doesn't feel the match is over and decides to torture Showtime some more. He goes to the outside and grabs a table. He sets it up and then gets back in the ring.He lifts up Showtime but suddenly, Doc and Kid Extreme come running down the ramp into the ring. Doc has a chair. Kid taps Reeshi's shoulder. Reeshi turns around and catches a head shot witht the chair. He is still standing and kinda dizzy. Then Kid Extreme lands him in ExTrEME FoRCe. Reeshi and Showtime are out cold. Doc and Kid grab a mic. Doc- That was coo lil bro. We gotta do iot again. Kid- Like totally, man! That was awesome! * They high five each other and then leave the ring as Scum of the Earth plays on the speakers. The show fades on them leaving the arena. |