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| Live June 9th from Birmingham, Alabama |
| Saturday Slaughter starts off in Prez Lou's office.He is being pampered by some woman when he gets a knock on his door. He tells whoever it is to come in. It's a woman dressed a miny skirt and glasses with her hair pulled back. Prez Lou- Hey, who are you. (He looks at her legs) The woman- You don't remember me? From Princeton? Prez Lou- Dawn? Nerdy Dawn? Dawn- That's Dawn Summers. I have seen your women's division and quite frankly, I find it very pethetic! That is why I want to take over as commishioner for your cheap skate women's division. Prez Lou- Hold up a second. You come in my office, dog my women's division and then ask to be my commishoner? Dawn- Exactly! Prez Lou- Ya know, I like you. Your a b****, but I like you. You have spunk. But your gonna have to sign a contract. Dawn- I'm not a b****, I'm THE B**** and to you, it's Ms. B****! Prez Lou- Excuse me. Dawn- Your excused. Now, I'm going to start doing my job. Prez Lou - But hey, I never gave you the.................. Dawn- Yes,.....you did! She leaves the office as Prez Lou stares at her butt as she leaves. The other woman turns his head and starts feeding him the grapes again. The scene changes to the announcer's table. Terry- Well, it seems that the women's division has a new commishioner. Jon - She has attitude too. I love that in a woman. Isn't that right, Kim? Kim - Yeah Jon. Your so right. Personally, I don't like her attitude and just cause she has legs does not mean that she'll be a good commishioner. Jon- Oh don't be mad that you can't get a man, Kim. Kim- Oh, go to hell, Jon! Jon- Hey, if you need a man, I'm right here. Grrrrrrrrrrrr! Kim- I'm so sure! Anyway, we have a great show for you tonight. First, we have a women's match between Lox and new comer Venus. Terry- She has really made a spot for herself in OWF even if she hasn't had a match yet. She came to us last Monday when she diliberately attacked both Diamond and Britney. She can truly expect turmoil to come from this. Jon- And she's a hotty, too! Can't forget that! Terry- Sure can't buddy. We also have a first ever Intercontinental Title defense between Stunning Stan and B.S.J and Vanity Showwood. Jon- His girlfriend is hot! When is she coming? Kim- Hopefully no time soon. Terry- Well, let's get to our first match tonight. A singles match between Mr. Meaner and Thorn. Both of these men are mid-carders but after this bout, one will rise to the top. Let's get to the match. Singles Match Mr. Meaner w/ Britney vs Thorn w/ Kitrina ( Tanya Lucente enters the ring as "Kim" by Eminem plays on the ring speakers.) Tanya- Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Britney, MR.MEANER! ( Meaner and Britney walk to the ring together but Britney walks to another side of the ring as Meaner steps in and awaits Thorn. Suddenly 5 Minutes Alone by Pantera blasts on the speakers. The stage goes black then reveals Thorn and Kitrina. Both head down to the ring. Kitrina has on a mini skirt which exposes a bit of her thong. She steps into the ring intentionally bending over infront of the camera trying to show off her thong. She then steps into the ring and does a couple of dances here and there. Thorn takes her out the ring and Tanya Lucente leaves the ring as well. Meaner waits no time and lands a spear on Thorn. The bell rings. DING DING DING! Meaner lifts up Thorn and whips him into the ropes. Meaner runs to the opposite and lands a shoulder block. Meaner crawls on top of and lands some punhes to the skull. He then picks up Thorn and drags his head to a corner turnbuckle but Thorn reverses it and smashes his head. Meaner holds his face as Thorn gets onto the top rope. Meaner turns around and he does a dropkick. Katrina is jumping up and down outside the ring. The crowd behind her keep looking at her thong. Thorn goes for the pin. 1..2..kickout. Thorn runs to the ropes. He comes back and does a leg drop on Meaner's neck. Thorn picks up Meaner and runs to the ropes once again. He goes for a flying knee but Meaner moves out the way. Meaner picks up Thorn and whips him to the ropes. Meaner tosses Thorn out the ring. Kitrina runs over to assist Thorn. She gets him back to his feet but he is dizzy. Meanwhile, Meaner runs to the opposite ropes and then jumps onto the third rope. Kitrina sees him and quickly moves out the way but Thorn is hit with an asai moonsault.) Jon - He could have hit Kitrina! What is the matter with him. Terry- Well, Mr. Meaner is taking no prisoners but what is Kitrina doing?! ( Meaner slides Thorn in the ring. He's about to come in but Kitrina comes up to him and starts cussing him out and then slaps him across the face. He looks at her for a second then grabs her by the hair. Britney comes over and slap Kitrina. Kitrina is on the ground and Britney grabs her skirt. She rips it off as Kitrina runs into the back holding her butt. Britney is dying with laughter.) Terry- Things are really looking bad for Thorn. His lady was just stripped and he's all alone. Kim- Yeah. He's really in danger of losing this match. ( Meaner whips Thorn into a corner. He then whips Thorn to the other corner. He lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. He goes on the outside apron and climbs up. He puts his legs around his neck and does a frankenstiener. He goes for a pin. 1..2..kickout. Meaner picks up Thorn and whips him into the ropes. He lands a big boot. He picks up Thorn and puts him in a suplex. He pins again.1..2..kickout. Meaner goes to the ropes and goes for a moonsualt but Thorn moves out the way. Both men are on the ground and the ref begins to count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8, Thorn gets to his feet. He goes over to Meaner and lifts him up. He lifts him up and puts him in a press slam. He pins 1..2..kickout. Thorn picks up Meaner. He kicks him in the gut and then does a neckbreaker. He pins. 1..2..kickout.) Terry- I can't beleive these guys. This is the kind of stuff that makes you glad your not a wrestler. Kim- Really. I couldn't see myself lasting five minutes in that ring. ( Thorn now has the upper hand. He whips Meaner into the ropes. Thorn puts Meaner in a sleeper then drops him on his head. He goes for a pin.1..2..kickout. Thorn lifts up Meaner and kickhim in the gut landing a Pedigree. He goes for the pin.1..2..kickout. Thorn lifts him up but Meaner tries to come back with a punch to the gut but Thorn moves out the way and lands him in a Flatliner. He pins 1..2...3! Britney looks disappointed and steps into the ring. She comes up to Thorn and stares him down. Tanya Lucente enters the ring.) Tanya- Your winner, THORN! Terry- That was one hard fought battle and hopefully our next will be just as extreme. Kim- You said it all Terry. Except this time it's between two ladies in OWF. Also, don't forget to check out OWF Divas.com for the latest updates,pics and monthly newsletter all about the OWF Divas. So check it out. But let's get to our next match, a match between new-comer Venus and Lox. Women's Match Lox vs Venus (Bootylicious by Destiny's Child plays) Tanya~The following contest is a women's match. Making her way to the ring, she stands 5'7" and weighs in a 159lbs, LOX! (Lox walks out, she is wearing a tight gold sweater and gold leather shots with thigh high boots. She walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. She bounces off the ropes to war up.) (Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguleria, Pink, Mya and Lil Kim plays.) Tayna~Now making her way to the ring, this is her OWF debut, she stands 5'10" and weighs in at 175lbs, VENUS! (A burst of white pyros explode from the entrance way, Venus runs out wearing a tight strapless leather red top and red leather pants and black heeled boots. She walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Venus climbs up to the second rope and poses. Lox comes from behind and nails Venus with a forearm to the lower back. Venus falls hard to the mat. Lox starts to stomp on Venus' chest, Lox picks her up and whips her into the corner. Lox runs toward the corner, but Venus gets her leg up. Lox walks away, Venus runs up behind her and drills her face down to the mat with a bulldog. Venus climb to the second rope and jumps off, but misses with a leg drop as Lox rolls out of the way. ) Terry- Lox is really showing that she's no easy skate. ( Lox gets up and drop-kicks Venus in the face. Lox picks Venus up and sends her into the ropes, Venus charges back at Lox, Lox kicks her in the gut and drops Venus down with a swinging neckbreaker. Lox runs toward the ropes bouncing off with a Latina' Heat, but Venus gets her knees up. Both women are down. The ref starts the ten count. 1..2..3..4.. Venus starts to get up as the ref gets to 5. Venus picks Lox up and slaps her right across the face. Lox takes a few steps back, Venus charges at her with a stiff clothesline. Venus waits for Lox to get up, Venus runs toward Lox again, but Lox leap frogs over her. Lox grabs Venus' hair and pulls her hard down to the mat. Venus grabs her head in pain. Lox runs off the ropes and drops a knee drop to Venus' forehead. Lox grabs Venus by the hair, she pulls her up, then she swings her around by the hair and slams her face down to the mat. Lox climbs to the top rope, she leaps off with a shooting star press. She makes the pinfall, 1..2.. kick out by Venus before the 3. Lox is pissed off that she didn't get the 3 count. Lox picks Venus up, she sets her up for the ghetto drop. Venus rolls out of the move and reverses it into a powerbomb setup. Lox then reverses that into a huge backdrop, but Venus reverses it into a sunset flip, 1..2.. kickout. Venus tells the ref that it was a 3 count., Lox comes up from behind and drops Venus with a ghetto drop. Lox makes the cover 1..2.. Venus gets her leg on the bottom rope. Lox starts to stomp Venus, she slams her with a big leg drop. Lox pulls Venus up and whips her into the ropes. Venus trys for a shoulder block, but Lox ducks and Venus crashes into the ref. Venus gets up, Lox charges at Venus and nails her with a spear. Lox rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Lox slides into the ring, she goes to hit Venus with the chair, but she ducks and the chair bounces off the ropes and nails Lox in the head. Venus picks up Lox, she sets her up for the V-Bomb. She picks her up and slams her down onto the steel chair with the V-Bomb. Venus climbs to the top rope, she flips back and nails the V-Sault on Lox. She makes the cover. The ref is still down, Venus walks up to the ref and helps him up. Lox sneaks up from behind and rolls Venus up, the ref starts the count 1... 2... kick out at the last second. Lox gets up and picks up the chair. She waits for Venus to get up. Lox swings the chair, but Venus superkick the chair into Lox's face. Lox falls down to the mat and the chair lands on top of her. Venus climbs to the top rope calling for a leg drop. Venus jumps off, but Lox rolls out of the way. Venus lands butt first on the chair. Lox climbs to the top rope, she waits for Venus to get up. Lox jumps off and hits Venus with a huge missile drop-kick. Both girls are down the ref starts to count 1...2...3...4...5...6..7... Lox and Venus both start to get up. Lox swings at Venus, but Venus blocks it and nails Lox with a forearm to the head. Lox stumbles back, Venus runs toward her. Venus jumps on to Lox's shoulders and sets her up for a hurrancanranna, Lox reverses it and slams her down with a huge powerbomb. Lox makes the cover 1..2.. a kickout by Venus. Lox starts to yell at the ref. Venus gets up and grabs Lox's arm and puts her in the crossface submission. Lox screams out in pain as Venus wrenches her head back. Lox gets her hand on the bottom rope. The ref tells Venus to break the hold. Venus climbs to the top rope, Lox comes up to her and shoves her off the top rope. Venus lands on the outside. Lox climbs up to the top rope and hits Venus with a diving moonsault on the outside. Lox slides into the ring to stop the count out, she trys to go back, but the ref stops her. Lox and the ref start to yell at each other. On the outside Venus starts to get up, but a woman from the crowd jumps over the guardrail. She grabs Venus and slams her face down with the stroke. The woman takes her hat off and it is Britney Spears Jarrett. Venus is down as Britney mounts on top of her with a series of slaps. lox and the ref are still yelling at each other in the ring. The fans start to cheer when they see Diamond run down the ramp way. Diamond runs around the ring, she has a leather strap in her hand. She nails Britney in the back with the strap. Diamond helps Venus up, Venus puts her hand out to shake Diamond's, but Diamond nails her in the chest with the strap. She rolls Venus into the ring. Lox grabs Venus and slams her down with the ghetto drop. She makes the cover 1...2...3! The ref calls for the bell.) Tanya~Your winner, LOX! (Lox leaves the ring and walks up the ramps, a group of OWF guards rush down to the ring to keep Venus, Diamond and Britney spears Jarrett apart. Venus grabs the mic from Tanya.) Venus~Diamond, Britney you B*TCHES! If you two wanna fight come get it. How about next Saturday night me, Diamond and Britney Spears Jarrett go at it for the OWF Women's Championship in a good housekeeping elimination match! (Bootylicious by Destiny's Child plays, Lox walks out with a mic in hand.) Lox~Wait, Venus, I just beat you in that very ring and not only I am the best and am the OWF Mamacita! How about we make that match a FATAL FOUR WAY! Venus~Lox, Diamond, Britney you are all looking at the Next OWF Women's Champion and next Saturday I will take all of your asses to the EXTREME! (Lade Marmalade plays as all of the women stair each other down.) Kim- Well, it looks like there's gonna be a women's 4 way next saturday for the women's title Jon- And not just any match, a good house keeping match! That's excatly where I wanna have my woman. Kim- You are so sexist! Jon- Just for you Kim. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Terry- Wow, what a match. We'll be back after these messages! ***************************** COMMERCIAL BREAK ************************ Terry- Welcome back to OWF. We are getting prepared for our next match-up between Eryck Stone and Barbwire. Eryck Stone had some very un-kind words to say about Barbwire. Like this from one of his promos. ( They show Eryck Stone cutting one of his promos.) Eryck Stone- Scared yet? Nawww, not a man like you. You�re a man�s man. That�s right, you do float the other way don�t ya. Sausage Jockey�s we call em back home. Well Mr. Jockey, I�m sorry you have to have this happen to you. You didn�t do anything but become my first opponent and well that got your career ended short. There is nothing I can do about that, all I can say is, �Step in to the squared circle, it�s the big leagues now.� ( The scene goes back to the announcer's table) Terry-Strong words right there. Those are fighting words and beleive you me. I know Barbwire and being called those names, he won't take them lightly. Kim- Well, hopefully, he'll be able to hold his own. Let's get to the match and well see. Singles Match Barbwire vs Eryck Stone ( Ride wit me blasts onto the speakers as Barbwire makes his way out to the stage. He walks down to the ring, and then steps in as he grabs the mic out of Tanya's hand.) Barbwire- Eryck, now is the time that you prove yourself to me. If you win, you get your props. If you lose, your ass is mine! ( Suddenly Make Yourself by Incubus blasts onto the speakers. The arena goes black and then the lights turn on again. But Eryck Stone is not there. Barbwire looks surprised and turns around. Eryck Stone is standing right there in the ring. He kicks Barbwire in the gut as he lands a DDT. The bell rings. DING DING DING! Stone picks up Barbwire and puts him in an snapmare and then lifts him again. He runs to the ropes and then comes back with a flying elbow. He then runs to the ropes once again and tries to land Flip-Off but Barbwire moves out the way. Barbwire picks up Stone and whips him into the ropes. He lifts him in the air and does a gorilla press slam. He then grabs Stone by the head. He whips him into the ropes and then does a suplex. He picks him up and then whips him into the corner. Barbwire lifts him onto the top rope. He goes for the superplex but Stone punches him in the gut. Barbwire falls back onto the mat. Stone then takes advantage and goes for a moonsault and lands deadon. He covers. 1..2...kickout.) Terry- That was so close. Barbwire could have been defeated. He'd better be glad he got up. Kim- Well, I was hoping he kicked out personally. I wanna see this fight go a little longer. ( Stone has Barbwire in a headlock then places him in the bulldog.He then picks up Barbwire and whips him into the ropes anf comes back with a scissor sweep. Barbwire is holding his face. Stone picks him up and then whips him into the corner. He then goes for a move where he jumps onto the shoulders of Barbwire. He goes for an HH Pin but Barbwire reverses it and slams him face first into the mat. He goes for a pin. 1..2..kickout. Barbwire picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Barbwire runs to the opposite rope and then comes back with a clothesline from hell. He goes for another cover. 1..2..kickout. He goes onto the top ropes and goes for a flying elbow but misses. Eryck goes for a cover. 1..2..kickout. Both men get up and start whamming punches at each others skulls when Eryck gets a good punch and then lands a kick to the mid-section. He then runs back and does a spinning neckbreaker on Barbwire. He goes for a pin. 1..2..kickout. Eryck then picks up Barbwire and then runs to the top rope. He tries to lands Stoned but Barbwire catches him in mid-air and tosses him across the mat. Eryck falls down hard. Barbwire makes a cover. 1..2..kickout! Barbwire lifts up Eryck by the head and does The Untouchable. Eryck is out cold. Suddenly Domonic Star comes running from the back with a baseball bat. He comes into the ring and hits Barbwire with it as the ref calls for the bell. DING DING DING! Domonic Star and Eryck Stone start to stomp Barbwire as refs come to the ring to break it up. Eryck keeps stomping Barbwire as the refs pull him off. ) Tanya- Due to interference, this match has been called no contest. Jon- No contest?! How can that match be no contest?! I swear, officials make me so angry. It makes me so tense. Can you rub my shoulders honey. Kim- ( In a sexual manner ) Sure baby. ( He comes up to her face and then she spits in his face.) I hope you enjoyed that! Jon- Oh, I did! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Kim- YUCK! Terry- We'll be back with our main event between Vanity Showwood and the OWF Intercontinental Champion, Stunning Stan after these messages! ****************************** COMMERCIAL BREAK ************************** Terry-Welcome back to OWF. We are highly anticipating this next match coming up between Vanity Showwood and Stunning Stan. Kim- Your so right Terry, everyone in the crowd is hyped for this match. The first ever IC Tite defence. Lets get to the match. Intercontinental Championship Vanity Showwood vs Stunning Stan (c) w/ Britney Spears-Jarrett ( The fight Song blasts on the speakers as Vanity Showwood comes walking out. He then walks down to the ring and steps in keepin his mind only on the match. He turns around and stares down the stage. Lving Inside You by Disturbed plays on the speakers as Stunning Stan and BSJ makes their way to the stage. Stan flaunts his title a little and then walks down to the ring. Vanity wastes no time and runs out onto the ramp and starts attacking Stan. Stan lands a punch to Vanity then throws his belt. BSJ moves out the way over to the side of the ring. Vanity and Stan make their way closer to the stage as Vanity then rolls stan into the ring. The ref calls for the bell. DING DING DING! The match is now official. Vanity whips Stan into a corner. Vanity blasts his shoulder into Stan's mid-section. Stan walks off holding his stomacha and Vanity takes advantage by running to the ropes and coming back with a face buster. He picks up Stan from the hair and whips him into the ropes. He tosses Stan off his shoulder. Vanity then goes over to Stans feet. He grabs his ankle but Stan kicks him in the face.) Jon- Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark. ( Stan picks up Vanity whips him into the corner. Stan puts him in a scissors sweep. Stan then gets ontop of Vanity and starts whammping punches right to his face.) Terry- From what I'm seeing, Stan is going right for Vanity's face since he is so concious about it. Kim- That's also a major weak spot on many people. Stan's not stupid, he know's exactly what he's doing. ( Stan whips Vanity into the ropes and then goes for a hurracanrana but Vanity reverses it and turns it into a powerbomb. He goes for the cover. 1..2...kickout! Stan kicks out just in time. Vanity picks up Stan and puts him in a stalling suplex which he holds for about 5 seconds. He then drops him as he puts him in a pin. 1..2..kickout! Vanity then stamps his foot on Stan's face. Britney steps onto the apron but the ref gets her out meanwhile Vanity is picking up Stan but Stan hits him with a low blow. He then runs to the ropes and comes with a boot but Vanity catches it but Stan kicks him across the face with an enziguri. Stan then runs to the top ropes hoping to get a moosault which he connects. He goes for the pin. 1..2..kickout. Stan picks up Vanity and then whips him into the corner. Then into the corner diagnol from it. He lands some kicks to the gut and the a dropkick. Vanity walks off the turnbuckle and Stan climbs the top rope once again. He hits Vanity with a flying cross body. He then picks up Vanity and puts his head between his legs performing a double powerbomb. He covers. 1..2..kickout. Stan then pivks up Vanity but Vanity punches Stan's knee causing him to fall. Vanity then picks up Stan and hits him with The Flash. He then turns around and starts cheering on the crowd. The ref goes to assits a still Stan while Vanity cheers on the crowd as he feels he is to be the new IC champion. Britney jumps onto the apron then onto the top ropes. Vanity turns around and Britney hits him with The Britney Steiner. She then runs out the ring and tells Stan to get ontop of Vanity. The ref goes for the count. 1..2...3! DING DING DING! Britney runs in the ring with Stan's belt and picks him up raising his hand. for the audience.) Tanya- Your winner and still OWF Intercontinental Champion, STUNNING STAN! Terry- Well, that is the true meaning right there that everyone needs somebody. Kim- You said it all Terry. We'll see you Monday. Speaking for us all, this is Kim Yells. Jon- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ( The show ends on Britney and Stan making their way up the ramp as the scene turns black) |