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[We
are inside of the Philadelphia Flyers practice arena and no one is seen. Money
Aint a Thing is echoing through the arena and Sure enough Truly A. Mazing
is standing in the center of the rink sporting his sunglasses, some cool iceskates,
and a Flyers jersey.]
Hey everybody welcome to The TAM Down. I dont have all day so lets get star------[CCCRRRAAAASSSSHHHHHHH!]
Whaat the hell was that?[turning around] Boo?!?!?!? MR?!?!?! what the hell
are you doing. You are going to have to pay back for all the damage. How the
hell do you run a zambonie through the boards? They have doors to drive it
onto the ice!
BOO: Yeah sorry we were just playing with it
and why are you here Truly we have to be in Ottowa tonight and you are doing
a last minute interview.
MR: Yeah Truly what is the meaning of this?
Well guys I am doing The TAM Down it is my show about this past week in wrestling
here in the CWF. You guys wanna help?
MR: Sure we will help what do we do?
Um just stand behind me and smile and nod to everything I say okay?
BOO: Yeah we can do that.
Okay good. Now onto the show. Tonight the world is going to be amazed as Sunday
Night Apocolypse promises to rank among the top CWF show's ever. Right up
there with A Cold Night in Hell and the legendary Wednesday Night Backdraft
that everybody has talked about for weeks. First lets talk about tonight's
card. Okay first match of the night is between Matt "The Man" Brown
and BoneBreaker for a European title shot. Well Brown may recieve some help
from his companions Philly's Most Wanted but that is only if he really needs
it which he better not because we are also on the card and need to save our
energy. So I am going to put my money on Brown to win the match. Next we have
Titan and TWiZTiD in a non-title submission match. Just one day after Twiz
introduced his submission move. Personally I am calling Titan to win but not
if he doesnt show his face soon because if he doesnt than expect Twiz to lock
in the SUICIDE MISSION. Then we have a tag match where The Revolution and
Philly's Most Wanted will clash in a battle but we will talk more about that
later. After that we have a cage match for the IC title. Alan Stone will defend
against The Crow. The Crow has been looking good as of late and definitely
has the endurance to go one-on-one with Stone but look forward to another
war tonight. Then rounding out the show we have a standard match/non-title
between Soul Collector and ??? the mystery man. Well Soul Collector is good
at being the mystery man but personally I do not think that he will be able
to handle the tention leading up to the match. Now lets get back to this fatal
Tag match between The Revolution and Philly's Most Wanted. The Revolution
is extremely powerful but we have all the things to run with anyone and we
are growing by the day so Revolution prepare to be amazed.
STABLES-
Bloodpool
Inc.- Well nothing has been heard from then since A Cold Night in Hell and
I guess they are going down the tubes also just like several other stables.
There is alot of talk about a reburth of this stable down the road but I dont
expect anything out of them as they are all used up and have no gas left in
the tank to go anywhere.
The
Revolution-
Definitely the real deal all they needed was someone to step up to the plate
and someone did...US! Revolution runs the CWF and look forward to a crazy
ride tonight when The Revolution and PMW meet for the first of several times
yet to come.
Phillys
Most
Wanted-
We are for real and we can do anything we feel fit around here because there
arent to many people that will argue with us. We are probably the strong----
BOO: Truly my mouth hurts from smiling can me
and Mr so some talkin please?
MR: Yeah Truly my face is gonna get stuck like
this if I keep smiling and with all my lady friends that isnt good.
Okay you guys can finish up STABLES and do "THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK".
BOO: KOOL! Okay Philly's Most Wanted they are...wait
thats us. We are awesome. With Spike Jounz running things we have nothin
to worry bout if we need money we will just hustle people or beat em up and
steal it from em'
MR: BOO you are a dumbass we are supposed to
talk about the stable not how to get money okay? Anyway lets do "The
New Kids On The Block" Okay personally that group sucked and I
dont know why Truly talks about a bunch of has beens on national television
it is bad for ratings Truly didnt you know that.
You are retarted have you ever watched The TAM Down?
MR: Not exactly....
Well "The New Kids On The Block" is where I talk about newcomers
to the CWF and talk about what I think they will do and whether or not they
will succeed and what they need to do to succeed.
BOO: OOOOO OKay we can do that.
THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK-
[BOO pulls a piece of paper from his pocket]Okay
first we have.... ]
MUTANT X- Sound like some guy I read about in
a comic book when I was 5 or 6 I dont know much about him other than I think
he used to hang out with Spiderman or something
PEDRO CORTEZ- Who? I didnt know spanish guys
wrestled I thought they were all gay and sang songs about dancing in the rain....guess
Cortez is gonna try and prove me wrong.
PSYCHO- Well there is no way it can be as good
as the first.
MR: UM Boo what are you talking about?
BOO: The Movie I thought that I had brought the
roster with me I guess I brought the page of new home releases and movies
not to rent.
MR: No stupid PSYCHO is a wrestler I will finish
this segment for ya.
SLAYER- Well this guy aint cool he beats up Mickey
Mouse and hangs out with a guy that calls himself Bone Breaker definitely
not cool and he is gonna end up a major failure.
BOO- This is my main man he is an awesome guy
and kicks ass in the ring and if he doesnt get his way he will cap yo ass.
BOO: Yeah thats right and then we have MR.
MR MAN- He has style and can go wild in the ring and pin yo ass and then the
bell will DING![now rapping] He will pin yo ass to the ground and the crowd
will hear the sound on yo ass hittin the mat like you are some obese guy sayin
you are only fat......
Truly: Okay guys thanks now onto my final segment
The TAM Awards.....ahh fuck em this week I will do the Title Holder Breakdown
TITLE HOLDERS BREAKDOWN-
HEAVYWEIGHT-SMJ has had the title a long time
now and I am a strong beleiever of change is good so I am hoping we have a
new champ sometime soon.
IC- Tonight I am gonna have to go with a title
change and say that Crow will have it and if he does than expect the feud
with Monoxide Child either to heat up more or just come to an end.
HARDCORE- Monoxide Child is the greatest hardcore
champion the world has seen he can beat anyone anywhere anytime with any stipulations
applied to the match.
EUROPEAN- The Freak is definitely proving his
worth and the European division is definitely heating up with stars such as
Matt " The Man " Brown rising.
TAG TITLES- Are still vacant but not for long
BOO and MR will have them soon and will keep them for a while.
So for BOO and MR and myself peace out from Philly.
[Boo runs to the camera and makes soe funny faces.
Mr runs after him but slips on the ice. The scene fades out to a CWF promo.]
[VOICE OVER]Good
job people and lets leave before the cops come and arrest us for breaking
and entering and for crashing that zambonie.