CWF - Sample Roleplay

CWF Sample Roleplays

A Twiztid Roleplay

(Twiztid walks out to Come Out And Play by Offspring as his video is up on the tron.. He looks pissed. He looks at one crowd member. He says "Fuck You" and then pulls him over the guard railing. He takes a knife out of his pockets. He takes his hand and cuts it. He then picks him up and drags him to the ring. He picks him and Twiztidrives him through the ring. Twiztid then gets out of the hole and grabs a microphone. He picks up Coal and says "Fuck You" and Twiztidrives him through the announce table. He then picks up Belly and Twiztidrives him through the Spanish Announce Table. He picks up a chair and picks up Coal. He then smashes the chair over Coal's head and he starts to bleed. Coal stays down. Twiztid then picks up Belly and takes out a bottle from his pocket and smashes it over his head and it starts to bleed. He takes a microphone and goes inside the ring. He takes a chair, sits down, and starts to speak. )
Twiztid: Everybody Shut Up. People in the back shut up. Crowd Shut Up. Or else I will put you through the ring like I did that faggot with a cut through his arm. And like those two lover faggots Coal and Belly. Those little sh*ts didnt know what was coming. Now I get to talk about the biggest faggot of all. Mr. Cruise. A tiny weiner. A little prick in my way of becoming another champion. Jason Cruise, you sure are a Career Killer. You kill your own career by talking like a little sh*t and demanding a title shot the exact day you enter our fed. You say you were a "superstar" in other feds. Guess what f*cknut? Noone gives a flying f*ck about your former accomplishments in your other "feds." You little idiot. You say you have been number 1 in other feds. Guess what? So has everyone else. Almost everyone in this fed has held a World Title. What have you been a World Champion? Once? Two Times maybe? Hmm... 2. Isn't that the amount of dollars your mom costs for a blowjob? Guess you have to fork over your life savings every time you want a little cocksucking from your mama?

You also say that you are the best interviewer and you say that you can beat anyone. Well just shut the f*ck up. Noone wants to hear your sh*t. You just quit our fed then begged to get back in because you know that you are a faggot. Noone likes you. Maybe you should quit again. Because without talent. You will not be able to make it here in the CWF. You will have to work for your matches. You have to work for what you do. You can't just bust into a new fed demanding a title shot. You have to earn your shots. And by the way you f*ck up guys all the time noone thinks you deserve one. The way that you started crying once someone dissed you up makes you the biggest fag in the world. And what does Career Killer Mean? Perhaps that you kill careers? Hmm... obviously. Well if you think you are tough then even try, just try to end me. Because I would love to make your ass bloody. Make your ass done. Because when its over, the match is over, YOUR CAREER, WILL BE DEAD.

When we get into that ring Mr. Cruise, you'd better not piss me off. Because the amount that you have pissed me off already is enough for me to kill you. And now I am about to. As soon as you step into that ring and that bell tolls I will be making your ass bleed. I will kill you. You say that your the best. The one everyone wants to be like. Well noone wants to get a blowjob from their moms, and give head to guys. Noone wants to be Jason Cruise. Noone wants to be faggots like you. Jason Cruise, you are a little dumb faggot. And you're interviews are stupid. You come out and you try to come out and try top act tough by "letting" me have my life. Well all I have to say is SHUT THE HELL UP. And you also say that you want me in a Tables And Ladders Match? BIG F'N MISTAKE. I am the Master Of Extreme. The Messiah of Pain. Hardcore Matches are my specialty. I will put you through tables. And at the top of that ladder will be a Singapore Cane wrapped in barbed wire. You little sh*t, You cannot hang a table on top of the ring. You are such a fag. The table will fall because the table is too heavy. Goddamnit. In this match you have to put your opponent through a table but you can't win until you get the singapore cane wrapped in barb wire. That is what a REAL match is. And lets call this... hmm... A STAIRWAY TO HELL TABLES MATCH... Oh yes. I am not putting my career on the line. I have been in this fed longer than you, and you cannot just enter this fed and demand people to put careers on the line. Man you are way inexperienced. You have a lot to learn. And maybe when you get into the ring I can beat sense into you. So just watch out.

You doubt I have the brass to face you? What the fuck is brass? Well I do have the balls I'll tell you that, and it seems like that is something you are missing. You say that I need to get to know the ladder very well? Well I will know it well when I jump off it and give you a TWIZTID 540 Splash. And you will see why they call me TWIZTID. And you say I didn't answer your challenge? Well how could I with your rambling going on and on. You wait 2 minutes where there is no way for me to reply. And when this first match ends we will face in our next match. A STAIRWAY TO HELL TABLES MATCH. And we will see what the stipulations are when we face each other. You also say that you will leave me in a bloody mess if you "have to?" Well I will leave you in a bloody mess and I will beat your faggot ass until I beat some sense into you. We will just see who's Career is "Killed," Mr. Cruise...

When we get inside that ring it will be all about me kicking your fatass all over the arena. It will be about all the CWF's opinion on the "Career Killer." Noone really seems to care about your cry for attention. So maybe you should try a different approach then trying to suck guy's d*cks. Your fag attempts don't work here in the Continental Wrestling Federation.

(Twiztid walks away to the back. He looks around in the back. He sees Goss. He says he wants to talk to him. Goss and Twiztid start to talk.)

Twiztid: What do you think of this Jobber Cruise?

Goss: I think hes a faggot Twiz.

Twiztid: Good Work, Goss.

(Twiztid then opens his door and walks into his room and closes the door.)