CWF - Sample Roleplay

CWF Sample Roleplays

A Heart Throbber Roleplay

(The scene is in an expensive French restaurant. The Heart Throbber and this beautiful girl are having dinner, and Kevin Belly caught up with him.)

Kevin Belly: may I please have a word with you Heart Throbber? Oh yeah, excuse me ma'am.

Lady: all right dude.

The Heart Throbber: fine you better hurry the hell up; can't you see that we are having dinner here?

Kevin Belly: okay I'm sorry, but you have a match tomorrow night. It is going to be in a five-man elimination match. It will include great superstars, such as Blizzard, Zabier, Smackwater Jack, Twiztid, and you. Do you think it will be a tough or easy match?

The Heart Throbber: what the hell? Why didn't I know about this match? Oh wells. I am still going to kick some ass, I might have lost to The Freak this past Friday, but I won't ruin this match. What will happen if I win this match?

Kevin Belly: well you will be the number 30th man in the rumble. So it means you will have the best chance of winning in the rumble.

The Heart Throbber: that's great. I will win this damn rumble if it is the last thing I do. I need this advantage. Without that advantage, I don't think I am able to win. I don't think I suck or anything, it's just harder. Oh yeah, did I introduce you to my girlfriend? Her name is Ashley. You better respect her or else.

(The Heart Throbber puts some food in his mouth.)

The Heart Throbber: if you think that I can't beat those other four wimps in that very ring, and then I will beat the crap out of you and show you that I am the best damn wrestler there is today. I might be new boy, but I sure am strong. You better respect me or else I will have to give you a living hell. I don't like you coming here, finding me in a fancy restaurant and interrupt me in the middle of me eating. You better not do that again or I will put you in that ring, and beat the crap out of you. You better make sure that will never happen again, all rights?

(Kevin Belly nods his head up and down.)

The Heart Throbber: you damn right. You better not say anything. I am at a very piss moment. I get in a 5-way match. How did that happen? This will be one sweet battle; it will not be easy for none of us. All of us will need to try hard if we want to win this match. I think I am able to win this match. It will not be pretty it will be ugly. If anybody gets in my way in this match, I will crush him or her like this.

(The Heart Throbber grabs a soda can and crushes it like it was nothing.)

The Heart Throbber: all of you should know that I am an evil, cruel, man that loves to fight till the fight is over. I will fight a good fight; I will make this match the best ever match in the CWF history. This match will sure determine who is the best wrestler in the business today. I will be number 30 because I want to know everybody's strategy, plus, I will be the least hurt when I get in the ring. I do know how to fight; I am no jobber in this federation. Now Kevin Belly get the hell out of my way.

(The Heart Throbber continues eating as Kevin Belly walks away.)

The Heart Throbber: honey, do you think I am able to win my match on apocalypse?

Ashley: of course I do. You are the best wrestler in the whole world.

The Heart Throbber: oh thank you sweetheart. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

Jim Goss: oh, Heart Throbber, stop flirting.

Jerry Clawler: what are you talking about? He is not flirting.

(The scene fades.)

(Later That Night we see The Heart Throbber shooting some hoops at an outside court.)

The Heart Throbber: what the hell is you doing here cameraman? Did you come here to see my wicked basketball moves?

Cameraman: no, but I will play you one on one. We will see who is better.

The Heart Throbber: fine bring it on. I am going to beat you. First one to 21, we play by ones, we play deuce. And all the other rules. Let the game begin!

(The Heart Throbber makes some gun noises as the cameraman drops the camera and runs to the court and we can only hear sound effects from the game.)

Cameraman: hey, that's a foul like hell.

The Heart Throbber: no it wasn't… fine whatever you say.

(The Heart Throbber faked that he was going to give the cameraman the ball and attacks the cameraman. The Heart Throbber walks over and picks up the camera, The Heart Throbber's face is right in front of the camera.)

The Heart Throbber: do all of you see that cameraman? Well that is going to be you guys. You other four freaks that think you are better than me. Now let me show you real pain.

(The Heart Throbber attacks the cameraman more and it looks like he has a broken leg.)

Jim Goss: oh man, that's good enough. He is not a real wrestler. What are you trying to prove here?

The Heart Throbber: now that is going to be all four of you men. You will be laying right in that ring, out cold, helpless, nobody to help you.

(The Heart Throbber climbs up the pole to the hoop and jumps off the backboard and hits the Heart Stomper on the cameraman.)

Jim Goss: man that's enough. He is already hurt bad. What's wrong with you?

Jerry Clawler: actually I find this very entertaining.

(The crowd boo's and we see signs such as "The Heart Throbber sucks" or The Heart Throbber has no heart.")

The Heart Throbber: do I hear boo's back at the arena in Moscow? Wow, I never knew I was so popular with the fans. Mwahahahaha. You better watch out, you better not cry, because I'm telling you why. Santa… wait that's not right… The Heart Throbber is coming to town! Yeah that's right. All of you better be scared because I am coming to Moscow.

(The Heart Throbber takes the basketball and shoots and makes a perfect swish. And then he goes gets the basketball again and does a 360 in the air.)

The Heart Throbber: do you see that skill? I also have wrestling skill. Now get the camera out of my face because Moscow, I am coming to you live.

(The Heart Throbber drops the camera and it shatters into pieces.)

Jim Goss: what is he going to do? I am getting scared.

Jerry Clawler: ah pipe down your wimp.

(Later That Night.)

Jim Goss: is Triple H's son going to come out and start talking once again?

(The arena turns dark as The Game by Motorhead plays all over the P.A. system. When the lights come back on a minute later it's The Heart Throbber in the ring with a microphone and a bundle of roses in his hand.)

The Heart Throbber: now you may be wondering why I have these roses in my hand. That is because my girlfriend and I has been together for one month and I would like her to come out here.

(The Game by Motorhead plays all over the P.A. system and Ashley enters the ring and The Heart Throbber lowers the ropes for her and Ashley kisses him and begins talking.)

Ashley: what would you like to say to me sweetheart?

(The Heart Throbber kneels down on one knee and Ashley is shocked.)

The Heart Throbber: beautiful Ashley Tom. I have one question for you and one question only. Will you marry me?

(The crowd says "ohhhhhhhhh" and about five seconds later, they start to chant "no, no, no" Ashley: Yes, I will, and I hope you will win your match against those wimps.

(The Heart Throbber and Ashley kiss for about a minute.)

The Heart Throbber: thank you I hope I win also.

Jerry Clawler: I think I am about to cry *sniff * we have our own John Helmsley and Ashley Tom-Helmsley. I am very happy for both of them.

Jim Goss: what the hell is this? This is the CWF for crying out loud, we don't want anybody to get married at this time. He has a match to prepare for anyways.

(The crowd begins booing and The Heart Throbber puts his arm around Ashley.)

The Heart Throbber: now let's get down to business. This might have been my wedding day but it won't make me any weaker. I will not have my honeymoon during the match. We will have the honeymoon right here on Back Draft; we do not want to have it with you Moscow wimps on Apocalypse. If you think you will have the advantage of me just because I am married today then you are wrong. All of you will just have to admit that I will be number 30 at the rumble tomorrow night. All of you will need to make sure you book a hospital before I have to book one for you because I guarantee you that all four of you men will need the hospital bed. I will tear both of you piece by piece by piece. I will not stop until I win this damn match.

(As The Heart Throbber and Ashley was about to leave, some weird music plays around the P.A. system. And this weird person comes out to the ramp and begins talking.)

Unknown: if you want to know who I am, well you will not find out. I am out here because, Throbber, you come out here, running your mouth like you run this company, but guess what? You don't. You might think you run this company, but you don't, you want to run this company, but you can't. Do you know why? Because you are the weakest son of a bitch alive in the whole entire world. If you win your match I will be so surprised. So let's make a bet. If you win the match, I will tell all of these people here who I am. If you lose, I get 10 minutes in a hell in a cell with you and Ashley in the ring. You want that bet you son of a bitch?

(The Heart Throbber and Ashley talks it over and The Heart Throbber begins speaking once again.)
The Heart Throbber: we accept. We know we can beat the crap out of you. The steel cage won't lower down because I will win and I know who you are. Your name is Stone…

(Unknown goes over there and attacks The Heart Throbber like he's nothing and Ashley slaps him.)

Unknown: did you just slap me? Nobody does that to me.

(Unknown grabs Ashley's hair and The Heart Throbber goes outside and grabs a sledgehammer, and goes back in the ring and nails Unknown with it.)

The Heart Throbber: you see that piece of trash on the floor? That's what all of you will see on Apocalypse. You better not be scared of me or I will have to go after you. I will do anything for this win. I will kill, I will make all of you bleed, I need to be number 30 in that rumble. This win isn't for me; it is for my fiancé here, Ashley. I would like you to be proud of me honey. Anyways, watch this.

(The Heart Throbber grabs the sledgehammer and hits Unknown once again, and his knee looks broken.)

Jim Goss: oh my god, first the cameraman now this dude we don't know? What will he do next? He will do anything to prove to all of us that he is the game.

The Heart Throbber: now, Jim Goss, you don't think I can beat any of these four men? Well, your wrong. Smackwater Jack, Twiztid, Zabier, and Blizzard. Get your ass out here and I will beat the hell out of you.

(Some four midgets that look like Smackwater Jack, Twiztid, Zabier, and Blizzard come out and begins punching The Heart Throbber but it is not effecting him then he just shoves all of them away like he is a big monster.)

The Heart Throbber: did you see that strength? That is the strength I am going to use in my match. I will need to win this match. Okay, honey, please grab the sledgehammer for me.

(Ashley bends down and The Heart Throbber stares at her ass and Ashley grab the sledgehammer, and give it to The Heart Throbber.)

The Heart Throbber: thank you honey. I will win this match with this sledgehammer.

(The Heart Throbber hits everybody in the ring besides his fiancé and himself.)

The Heart Throbber: now all of you punks get out of the way. I need to get ready for my match.

(The arena turns dark as The Game by Motorhead plays all over the P.A. system. When the lights come back on, everybody was left a bloody mess and The Heart Throbber and Ashley are gone.)

Jim Goss: oh my god, he cleaned house. Nobody is even moving, this is freaky everybody. Well we need to get to a commercial break because we cannot let you see this mess.

(They go to commercial break and when they come back, Michael Coal and The Heart Throbber are at The Heart Throbber's locker room.)

The Heart Throbber: why you blocking my way you asshole?

Michael Coal: well, don't you even think that your match is going to be a challenge? You are facing four of the other best wrestlers we have seen in this federation ever.

The Heart Throbber: I am telling you the truth, I am not afraid of them. Yes, they are going to be a challenge but I will try my hardest to beat them. Do you think I'm scared? If you do I can kick your ass like I did to them out there. Now, you better not spread rumors about me. I know you are afraid of me, now put your finger on your nut. I don't want to see it.

(Michael Coal slowly puts his hand on his nut and looks embarrassed.)

Michael Coal: why do you want to win this match so badly?

The Heart Throbber: would you stop asking me questions I already answered? I want this win for my fiancée Ashley, and I would be the freshest person in the ring when the rumble is over. Didn't you learn this crap or something? Are you that dumb? Now all of you other four wrestlers. Did you book a hospital yet? I told you to, I hope you did, to be on the safe side, but whoever steps in the ring with me will never be in the safe side. You will never be able to step in the ring and survive the night, especially if I am in that very ring beating the crap out of you four. All four of you can gang up on me but I will do what I did to you earlier, shove you out of the way. You know that you guys suck ass. Now the whole world will see that you are a piece of shit. Now get the hell out of my way. I need to get ready for the match for Apocalypse, now move.

(Michael Coal moves out of the way and The Heart Throbber goes into his locker room. When he gets in there are police in there.)

The Heart Throbber: what the hell do you fobs want?

Michael Coal: sorry I called them here, now lets go officers.

(The police leave but The Heart Throbber grabs the last one and beats the crap out of him.)

The Heart Throbber: man they trashed this place Ashley. I am going to go after them later. Right now, I have to get ready for my match. Those pieces of shit tried to steal my stuff. I know that tonight isn't a very good night honey, but I will tell you this, I will win my match on Apocalypse. I will make you the happiest women alive.

(Ashley gives The Heart Throbber a kiss.)

The Heart Throbber: now close the door we got some important things to do.

(We wait about half an hour later and Ashley is a mess and The Heart Throbber said he lost a button.)

Jim Goss: what the hell did they do in there? You don't think they you know, on the first night they got married do you? I hope not. I thought The Heart Throbber is about business, not you know. Let's go follow The Heart Throbber.

(The Heart Throbber went into Blizzard's locker room but nobody was in there. Next he went to Smack Water Jack's and he wasn't in there, then he went into Twiztid, and he wasn't there. He finally went to Zabier's locker room and saw him but he didn't do anything.)

Jim Goss: what the hell is he up to now? Well we have to go to our next match now.