CWF - Sample Roleplay

CWF Sample Roleplays

A SmackWater Jack Roleplay

(The open titles of CWFSUCKONTHIS have just finished, we now cut to Kevin Belly and Micheal Coal.)
Coal - Hello and welcome to the 2nd installment on the Internet only show CWFSUCKONTHIS.

Belly - On tonight's show we been joined once again by the legend that is Smackwater Jack.

Coal - Oh yes we will and I think he cumming right now.

Belly - You ain't dreaming about him again are you Coal?

Coal - No........he's here right now, you are so lucky Belly.

Belly - Why?

Coal - Because you are in a posistion that I would love to be in. SWJ is standing proud right behind you.

(Belly looks around and sees SWJ. SWJ turns and sits down across from Belly and Coal.)

Coal - Welcome to the show Smackwater Jack.

SWJ - The pleasures all yours Coal.

Coal - You can say that again.

SWJ - Before we get started. The last time I was on this show you two turn it in too a gay porn movie and if I remember right the last shot we saw was of You Coal and You Belly making out on the floor.

Belly - I think you got that wrong SWJ, I ain't gay, I have a wife and kids. I was just helping Coal with something.

SWJ - I know, you was helping him masterbate.

Belly - No I wasn't......

(Belly looks nervous and embrassed, but Coal has a great big smile on his face.)

Belly - Can we get on with the show.

Coal - Yes right...SWJ the last time you was on this show you had Maria with you, she not here tonight, could you tell me she is?

SWJ - Don't you watch the CWF.....I thought you was a commentator....You should know whats going on shouldn't you.

Coal - Well yeah......I know everything else about the CWF but not where Maria is......I think its because whenever we see Maria we see you and when on a CWF show I can't take my eyes off you.

SWJ - Are you cumming on to me?

Coal - No,.......I don't think I could reach that far. I'll try if you want.

(Coal goes to pull down his pants, but Belly immediately stops him.)

Belly - Tell us where Maria is SWJ.

SWJ - Right for those who don't know Maria has been kidnapped by Soul Collector. He has put her in a coffin and has Buried her under ground somewhere. In return I have stolen Soul Collector belt and I have just accepted a challenge to meet Soul Collector in a match at the PPV. A winner takes all match.

Belly - You want the match to be a Buried Alive Match don't you.

SWJ - Yeah.........I want to bury Soul Collector like he has to my girl Maria.

Coal - Wait a minute.........I've just heard that this week on Backdraft there will be a 3 way dance for the CWF Heavywight title. The match will be inside a hell in a cell, and the people in that will be, Blizzard, Soul Collector and you Smackwater Jack.

SWJ - Thats the first I have ever heard anything of that. I wanted Soul Collector at the PPV and I wanted to beat him one and one and take his title and get back my girl. After hearing that news I have mixed reactions. But it does mean I can get my hands on the biggest piece of shit thats ever walked the face of this earth earlier than expected.

Coal - What about Blizzard?

SWJ - What about him......to me he is a non factor. I will make sure I take him out early and then it will be just me and Soul Collector. There will be no way to run or hide inside the cell Soul Collector, so it looks like that your belt is going to be offically mine come Wednesday night.

Coal - Right, I think we have our first caller of the night and the caller is, Well Hung in the private area. Hello are you there?

Well Hung - SWJ how do you feel about the crowd reaction you get these days. The crowds seem to like you now.

SWJ - Yeah, I have noticed that in recent weeks. But to me it doesn't make a difference. The fans maybe on my side but I'm still one sick mother f##ker and I will still be a bad ass. Anyone who gets in my way will feel my wrath and that means anyone.

Belly - Right the next caller is a Greg from Miami. Hello Greg

Greg - Hello, I am really exicted at the moment.

SWJ - Umm I think you got the wrong number, I think you want the Gay Hotline Number not this one......Coal you know that number don't you?

Coal - Yeah its 08980 22......

Greg - No, I'm really exicted about the Hell in a cell match tommorow. Are you ready for the match and how do you feel?

SWJ - With my hands usually.

Greg - No about the match.

SWJ - Oh right..........I gonna kick both the asses of Soul Collector and Blizzard cos quite frankally there not in my league and I will become the champion for real and the belt that I carry with me now won't be Soul Collector anymore, it will be mine.

Coal - Right I think were about done for tonight, thanks Smackwater Jack for cumming in and thanks to all the viewers that have watched tonight.

Belly - Good night and see ya next time

(END OF SHOW)