CWF - Sample Roleplay

CWF Sample Roleplays

An Alan Stone Roleplay

(The scene opens in a cheap looking bar in Fiji. It is very crowded and kind of noisy. Alan Stone is staring directly into the camera as he begins to speak.) "Well, well Truly A. Mazing I see you..."

(Stone is interrupted by a girl screaming at some big bald guy in leather who is hitting on her. Stone looks over to see what is happening and quickly turns his face back to the camera looking irritated.)

"As I was saying. Truly A. mazing, I watched your interview in your dressing room. That little stunt with the punching bag was cool! I can do that too you know! It's called cutting a hole in the bag before you hit it. You are pathetic..."

(Stone is once again interrupted by the bald guy and the woman who are arguing by the bar. The woman is still trying to get the big guy away from her. Stone ignores them and tries to continue his interview.)

"Ok Truly, now since you...GOD DAMN IT!"

(The two people are still having an argument. The girl is yelling and the guy won't leave her alone. Stone stands up, chugs the remainder of his beer and kicks his chair out of the way. He walks up to the bar, stands in between the arguing people and stares the big guy right in the face.)

"Listen man, why don't you just leave her alone? She obviously wants nothing to do with you, and to you the truth, I don't blame her you fat piece of sh*t."

"And who are you, her hero? Why don't you just go back to your table, sit back down in front of your little cameraman and talk to yourself some more, before I knock your teeth out."

(Stone doesn't budge.)

"Fine then hero!"

(The man winds back and gives Stone a right hook across the face. The punch doesn't affect Stone very much as he continues to stare at the man.)

"Ok, so your a tough guy too! Well maybe this will get you out of my face."

(The man takes another swing at Stone but Stone grabs his fist before he can connect. Stone twists the man's wrist around until the guy falls to his knees almost in tears.)

"I'm not trying to be a hero or a tough guy. I'm a professional wrestler and you are interrupting me while I'm doing an interview. So if you don't want your arm broken you should get back on your feet, turn around and walk straight out that door."

"O-o-ok."

(The man gets up and runs out the door clutching his arm. Stone orders another beer as the woman he just helped walks up to him.)

"Thanks for your help"

"No problem. He was bothering me anyway."

"Well maybe you would like to come home with me tonight?" (The woman smiles at Stone)

"Well normally I would take you up on that offer... but judging by your three-dollar whore-like clothes, your trailer trash looking hair cut, and the fact that you have a piece of roast beef stuck in your teeth. I would have to say you have an STD for every letter in the alphabet. So no, I won't go home with you."

(The woman looks shocked at what Stone said to her but Stone just calmly picks up his beer and walks back to his table. He sits down, takes a drink of beer and begins to speak.)

"Ok, now back to you Truly A. Mazing. What is this garbage that just seems to be flowing out of your mouth at a constant rate? You say I only earn a jobber's paycheck and am better off being a reporter? Well the only interview I'll be doing on you is asking you how the hospital food tastes after our match, if you know what I mean. But A. Mazing at least if you'll have a back up job once I end your career, you can always be a comedian. I mean after all, that joke about my mom. Funny stuff. The only thing is, if you use that bit in your routine I hope you only perform in front of junior high kids because they're the only ones immature enough to find that funny you little pr*ck!"

"Another thing I believe I heard while you were rambling on and on and on. I believe you asked how my knee was destroyed. Well I'll tell you. It was done by another little punk like you. He had no skill, no brains, and would run his mouth constantly. And I beat him time and time again, until he couldn't take it anymore and attacked me from behind with a crowbar. He was just like you, a coward. he talked big when I wasn't there, but couldn't back up his words when we got in the ring, just like you won't be able to tomorrow. And as far as you saying I could never take your title. How about you put your money where your mouth is, because I would be glad to beat your ass for that title anytime you have the balls to put it up."

"Finally, I also got a good laugh from your warning that I shouldn't underestimate Circus. Give me a break, the man is a god damn clown, what can he do? Hit me a few times, when I don't go down he can always attack me with a balloon animal. Or maybe he could hit me with some juggling pins. Your time is ticking away now A. Mazing, no more excuses, soon you won't have any choice but to walk down that aisle, step into the ring, look me right in the face and get knocked the fu*k out!

(Stone signals for the cameraman to shut off the camera and the scene fades to black.)