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A Monoxide Child Roleplay

::The camera opens up showing Monoxide Child Standing there with an evil smile. He is leaning against his locker room wall. He is wearing black steel toed boots, black military pants, a black short sleeved shirt with a long sleeve white one underneath, with the HardKore title around his waist. His eyes are pure white and all that is seeable is his pupils, which are the size of a needle. He leans forward slightly and picks up his 200 lbs double bladed battle-axe. He grins evilly and licks the blade of his axe.::

Monoxide Child: Now I know you wanna hear what I got to say. Dont worry I shall tell you but not right this second first I must finish something and then I shall be down there So get out for now.

::The camera backs up and looks at the floor as a pool of blood starts coming out of the closet. The camera quickly backs out, then goes black.

5 minutes later
The camera comes on showing the CWF arena where Michael Coal and Jerry Crawler are sitting talking about a jobber match between two guys from a very minor (pretty much training camp) go at it in the ring cause the CWF Prez was nice enough to let them use it. Then all of a sudden as one of the jobbers set the other one up for a tombstone the arena goes black and the whole arena goes silent. Then "Maniac Killa" blares over the PA as the arena gets filled with a green glow. It gets a mixed emotion from the crowd cause they all know who it is.::

Coal: What the f##k is Monoxide Child doing. He almost killed me last time. Stupid son of a b###h can’t kill me I am indestructible.

Crawler: Well their Coal I wouldn’t be talking. Cause you might just be talking to soon.

Coal: f##k you Crawler I went threw the Monoxide Driver and lived so it proved it aint that big of a deal.

::Right then the gruesome pictures appear up on the CWF Tron. The first picture shows a guys head but he is missing half of it and you can see into his head and see his crushed skull and his brains. One of his eyes is missing and the other looks like it is about to pop out of his head. His face is covered in blood and blood is seen all over the cement. Then that picture fads out and shows a woman naked who is lying in the grass. She has a hole in her chest from a 12 gauge and both her legs are broken while there are cuts in her legs and all over her face. Her body is blood and the grass is drenched in blood. Then that picture fads out the then another one comes up showing a guy that is laying on the street half of him is on the side walk the other half is in the street. The picture then goes to a close up of the guys head, which is crushed, and a pool of blood is all around him. You can see his skim was ripped off his face and his skull is crushed and his brains are out the back of his head as if his head popped like a balloon. This picture stays up there as a green spotlight comes on and spots Monoxide Child standing at the top of the ramp as people all threw the arena are puking cause of the pictures. He walks down to the ring and starts pulling out tables, chair, and barbwire from underneath the arena as the jobbers stair at him in disgust and amazement that its a CWF Super star and the HardKore champ.::

Crawler: Ok this guy is just sick. Making us look at all those horrible pictures of guys getting ran over by cars and the one with the girl who got rapped. Man I aint ever gone piss this f##ker off. He is one sick twiztid SOB.

Coal: Crawler shut the f##k up and stop kissing his ass. You know he likes it when people call him a sick twiztid f##k. He loves that shit. He is a retarded faggot. He is more gay then me.

Crawler: O my god if I was Monoxide Child and I heard that I would come over here and beat the living shit out of you.

::Right then they look over and the two jobbers are gone and 5 tables are stacked on top of each other with broken glass all over the bottom table. Then barb wire all over the second one. Then razor wire all over the third one. Then a chair on the bottom on the floor. Then tacks on the fourth one and then on top of the 5th one there is the words written "COALS DEATH IS NEAR". Monoxide Child is seen setting a ladder in the ring by the tables and then walks over to Coal and Crawler. Coal leans back with fear in his eyes and Crawler leaps up and gets the f##k out of there and disappears backstage. A sick twiztid smile crosses Monoxide Childs face as he swings the bat and cracks it over Coals head knocking him out cold. Monoxide Child then grabs Coal and throws him into the ring and then slides into the ring himself with a steel chair and puts it over Coals head and climbs onto the top rope and does a high flying leg drop onto the chair onto Coals head. Monoxide Child then gets up and grabs a mic.

Monoxide Child: Ok look all you dismantled over egoed pathetic wanna be hardcore wrestlers there in the back such as The Crow and The Freak. God you two are pathetic. First off Crow I haven’t heard shit about you or from you. So I will talk about you later. But first I need to talk about the man who calls himself The Freak. A man of pure insanity. You are pathetic you f##king jobber. You want the mystery driver well you will get him. But then you expect to beat him? You are seeing or hearing things cause you don’t have a chance in hell. Then you say you are gonna come after me? I am the most insane sick Twiztid psychopathic Killa in this fed. And you expect to beat me? You can’t beat up a f##king dog without using that damn cane of yours. Shit you try to act tuff and insane but yet you carry around a cane like some old man would. f##k my grandma if I ever had one could probably kick your ass. So you better watch your back cause you saw what I could do last time I just decided to run your ass over instead of destroying it. So if you manage to beat the mystery driver then you can get a shot at me. But don’t be disappointed if you are leaving in a stretcher and I am still the CWF HardKore champ. No one will take my belt. The World Wrestling Federation had Steve Blackman who was the longest reigning HardKore champ there. Well the CWF got me and I shall have this belt longer then anyone has or anyone will. I shall never loose this title. That is a promise. Now let me finish this and I shall talk about Crow and my match tomorrow night against the looser.
::With that Monoxide Child drops the mic and hits Coal over the head with the chair a few more times. He then throws Coal out of the ring and slides out of the ring and grabs Coals cameraman and takes his camera and beats him with it before some Team Canadian fan wearing all Team Canadian clothes jumps over the barrier and tackles Monoxide Child. Monoxide Child gets up and backhands the fan and then slams his head into the steel post over and over again busting the fans head open. He then rolls the fan into the ring and picks the fan up and throws him over his shoulder. Monoxide Child walks over to the ladder with the fan over his shoulder and climbs up it and sets the fan on the top. Monoxide Child looks over at all his tables he has set up and smiles evilly. He smacks the fan waking him up. Monoxide Child then jumps down leaving the fan up there slightly unconsus. Monoxide Child sets up another ladder next to the first one and climbs up it. He smacks the fan a few more times before stepping up on the top and grabs the Canadian Butt Mounty fan. He signals the crowd and sets the fan up for the Monoxide Spike and almost looses his balance but gains it back and stands on the top of the ladder with the fan set up for the Spiked Piledriver and leaps off the chair slamming the fans head threw each and every one of those tables and whats on them. Each table he hits you can head a sicking crunch and snap as the wood breaks. They finally hit bottom and the fans head slams into the steel chair with a sickining THUD. Blood is gushing from the fans head and the fan lays there lifeless like before. But this time Monoxide Child sets up a chair in the ring and lays another on the floor and then rolls the fan into the ring. Monoxide Child lifts the fan onto the top turnbuckle and gets up and hits the Monoxide Driver off the turnbuckle onto the set up chair. The chair brakes under the force and the sound of bones snapping is herd threw out the arena. The crowd is silent in amazement. Monoxide then picks the fan up and pants a DDT on him onto the other chair. He gets up and picks up the mic. The fans body lays motionless in the ring as the ring soaks in the fans blood as it comes from his head. There is a close up of the fan and it doesn’t look like he is even breathing. Monoxide Child kicks the fan in the neck and then raises the mic up with a very evil and sick smile on his face::

Monoxide Child: Like they said a dead man cant speak or press charges. Now onto Crow, so you see Crow. You f##k with me you will regret it. I see no reason why the Prez gave you a shot at my belt. O well I guess he wants me to end your life so he doesn’t have to fire your ass. So Crow you better be saying bye to your family cause when you step in the ring with me that will be the last time you do anything maybe other then get fed threw a tube at the hospital. Yes its true its True. Tomorrow night I shall end your pathetic lil life here in the CWF. You see what I just put Coal, his gay butt buddy cameraman and the Canadian fan threw? Well I will put you threw twice as worse. I have not lost a match yet and I wont ever. So you shall suffer my wrath this Sunday. So I advise you to either not come or just say your prays and hope for the best cause when you step into the ring with me son you don’t got a snowballs chance in hell. I shall leave you in a pool of your own blood. Or as the great Bloodpools motto goes.

ILL STOMP A BLOODHOLE IN YA!!!!
So Crow you better be preparing cause I tell all those who face me this. This will be the hardest match of your life. It shall be a match for your life if you are not careful and if you mess up it shall end your life. I do not mess around when it comes to hardcore matches especially when its for my belt. So you shall suffer my wrath, you shall suffer the wrath of those who went against me before you did. I have ended many lives and I am not scared to end more like I just demonstrated with Coal, his camera man and the stupid thick skull retarded Canadian butt mounter fan that tried to stop me. So Crow if I was you I would pay close attention to what just happen and realize that you are next to be taking out on a stretcher

::The EMTs come running out and help Coal get to his feet and treat his bleeding skull and also that of the cameramans. They try to get into the ring to help the fan but Monoxide Child wont help him. He just flips them off and picks up a steel chair.::

Monoxide Child: So this is your last warning crow. Watch your back or you might get it snapped.

::Monoxide Child laughs evilly before dropping the chair and walking into the back as more gruesome pictures appear and flash over the CWF Tron. The EMTs dive into the ring and feels the guys pulse the EMT lowers his head as they bring out a body bag. Monoxide Child watches this with a sick evil smile and then disappears backstage. Right then two pictures appear on the CWF Tron.

DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE ME!!!

The camera fads out as it shows Cralwer coming out from the back.::