[ Fireworks shoot across the IWF arena as 'IWF Fuck The Law Smoke The Draw' comes on air. The camera pans around the arena revealing signs such as 'Omen For Euro Title' and 'Whats a Dumpster Match ! ?' before sooming into the announcers table were Jerry Lawley and Jim Floss are welcoming the fans...]

Jim Floss - Hello and Welcome to IWF ' Beep The Law Beep The Draw'.

Jerry Lawley - Yeah, Hey did you see Shockwave?

Jim Floss - Well i was at home sitting in my armchair tuned into ©TV 14 DLV© So in that case YES !

Jerry Lawley - What about Dean Richards becoming Hardcore champ?

Jim Floss - I know i was shocked....Maybe thats why its called shockwave eh?

Jerry Lawley - Yeah, Well how about Bloodline whooping The Odd Couple?

Jim Floss - (Yawn) That came as no shock. To tell you the truth i saw it all along.

Lawley - Did you? I thought the Odd Socks were going to walk it....But you never know what to expect on Shockwave.

Jim Floss - What about Sata-----

Jerry Lawley - Forget the rest of the matches i only wanted your opinion on the Bloodline match.

Jim Floss - We-----

[ Floss is cut short when 'Ministry' is powered over the Pa system and Bloodline can be seen at the top of the ramp with The Shadow. A red explotion ignites the arena as they walk down the ramp ripping banners from the crowd and shouting abuse at all the IWF fans. ]

Jim Floss - Speak of the devil.

Jerry Lawley - I cant see Satan...

[ Bloodline climb into the ring followed by Shadow and begin to speak. ]

The Dark Warrior 'Omen' - Hello weak and puny IWF Fans. [Crowd Boos*****] I have come down to the ring to set a few things straight.

Stalker - I think you meant we there.

The Dark Warrior 'Omen' - No i meant I !!! First off on Shockwave i beat the odd socks fair and square. [Crowd Boos*****] Boo all you like but as you can see i can actually say there was no cheating involved,

[ The titantron bursts into action with clips from Shockwave. ]

The Dark Warrior 'Omen' - So no excuses there Odd Socks. But moving swiftly onto more important matters, I scanned Sundays card earlier and noticed something special. I noticed the the Dark Warrior known as Omen has got a title shot.

Stalker - Have you?

The Dark Warrior 'Omen' - Yes and i have got a chance to finally prove myself. Me and Fury are gonna go one-on-one for the EURO title, It may not seem nothing to any of you fans but to me its a start. As they say every wrestler has to start somewere. So this sunday i am showing you were i will start. And thats with the IWF European title.

Stalker - Well Shadow has just informewd me that i have a match. Infact i have a triple threat, Me vs. Jobber vs. Deuce. Well i have not seen much of this Deuce character nor want to but i can tell you this Deuce....Come Sunday night when i have floored Jobber and you are stood staring into my eyes RUN. That will be your best option. Because if you dont you are going to get killed, I have had enough with messing about. Besides that what i came to the IWF for.

Shadow - Easy Stalker...Stalker is basically saying either turn up and die or execute a no-show and be humiliated. Because theres no light way out of this no boy.

Stalker - And as for Jobber. Phuff...i think you will be a pushover.You see look at it like this, If we can beat your two chums then you will be....How can i put....A gilly gosh walkover.

Jerry Lawley - Haaaahaaaahaaa

Lawley - Calm down Floss...You know what your mom said about being hyperactive.

Jerry Lawley - ........

The Dark Warrior 'Omen' - Enough said about that anyway. I have a more important battle....Were was i?....Ahhh as i was saying the european title may seem like a *jobber* title to you...But to me its a lego brick.

Jim Floss - Whats he on about ?

Jerry Lawley - What the fuck?

The Dark Warrior 'Omen' - Thats right a lego brick. Because once i have that title i will win more titlles...Lego bricks,,Then i can start building upwards. Soon enough i will have a house,,,And thats when i reach the top of the IWF.

Shadow - What hes trying to say is once he has the european title he will then climb the ladder to the heavyweight title...The...who knows !

The Dark Warrior 'Omen' - Indeed.

Stalker - So Jobber - Deuce...Tonight you will feel the full wrath of Stalker when i unleash the STALKER PLEX and keep you down for the one...two...three. Thats if your lucky. As i say you may not leave to here one...two...three again.

The Dark Warrior 'Omen' - And Fury tonight when i enter that squared circle and we meet eye-to-eye. Dont expect a pushover like most of the punks you'v defending that euro gold to. No this will be a whole new ball game.

[ Bloodline throw their mics into the crowd and leave the arena to the sounds of 'Ministry' ]

Jim Floss - Well they sure got a bit off their chests eh?

Jerry Lawley - Yeah, do you think Omen will become the new euro champ?

Jim Floss - No---

Jerry Lawley - Nor me.

Jim Floss - I know he will not think !

Jerry Lawley - .........

Jim Floss - Time for a commercial...Dont forget to tune in for Suicide tonight after eastenders, Tataa

[ The show cuts into a Suicide Promo ]