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 Micheal Bowl - Holy shit who is that man ? Jerry Lawley - I have a feeling we will find out soon enough. Micheal Bowl - I hope so.... [ Just then the arena is dimmed into darkness and red smoke fills the arena. Then 'ministry' is powered over the PA system, Red fireworks scream across the arena and the crowd start boo'ing ] Micheal Bowl - Here they come... Jerry Lawley - Sheesh the crowd sure like these twats. Micheal Bowl - No they dont ! Jerry Lawley - I was being sarcastic.. [ Omen and Stalker proceed down the ramp and towards the ring ripping all the banners from the crowd anf flipping them off. When they get to ringside they simultaneusly climb onto the apron. Staker flips into the ring and Omen steps over the ropes. Omen produces a mic from his overcoat as does Stalker. ] Omen - Well i suppose you have seen the backstage footage? And you are all wondering who that mystery man was? Stalker - Well actually i dont think you care who he was but your gonna meet him anyway. [ 'Ministry' hist the PA system yet again and a big built man appears at the top of the ramp. He walks down to the ring shouting verbal abuse at the crowd before hoisting himself up onto the apron and into the ring were he is throwed a mic. ] Omen - Over to you... Man - Hello all you dole dossing fans [Crowd boo *****] I am here to kick ass of anyone who opposes Bloodline. You can call me 'The Shadow' because were-ever Bloodline go i will be in their shadow and you can guaran-damn-tee that if you ever get past Bloodline which i doubt then you will have me to deal with. Omen - And he isn't your ordinary off the street guy. This guy eats faggots like The Establishment for breakfast and jobbers like The Leach Mob for dinner so dont think he is any ordinary manager. Jerry Lawley - Manager ! Bloodline have a manager ? Micheal Bowl - Damn it these guys really suck. All they want him for is because when they are losing he can hop into the ring and help. Jerry Lawley - Shut up you gay fuck and let them continue. Omen - Yes The Shadow has offered us his managerial services as he knows we are the best damn tag team in this fed and we will soon enough be the champs. The Shadow - So if i were you Establishment or whatever your fucking called i would quit while your ahead and just hand the damn straps over. Micheal Bowl - Big words from a big man. Stalker - Anyhow as we had tonight off me and Omen took it upon us to see what was going down at mnw. And guess what? Omen is fighting Sythe. Omen - And Sythe you little punk ass bitch you can come down this ring shouting your fucking head off as much as you want when we leave this damn ring but wether you like it or not you filthy SOB your going fucking down. The Shadow - I'm afraid i wont be able to make it to that match but i know Omen will kick your ass anyhow and will not need my help. Not that he ever will but i want to be here to give my fare share of beatings out and what better team to join then Bloodline? Jerry Lawley - Hes got a point there, Micheal Bowl - As he? Bloodline suck ! [ Shadow overhears Bowl and steps outside the ring. He slides Bowl into the ring who by know is shedding tears then steps back in himself. He picks Bowl up by his neck.... ] The Shadow - Who suck? Micheal Bowl - It was a joke....Please dont hurt me. [ The Shadow walks over to the side of the ring with Bowl still clutched by the neck. He raises him high in the air and executes a chokeslam from inside the ring slamming Bowl to the outside,...He hits the floor as the casualty theme tune bursts through the PA system and EMT's come running down to the ring. They hoist him on to the stretcher and take him backstage as the music comes to a halt. ] Omen - Well theres one gay bastard out the way only a few more to go.... The Shadow - And no i dojnt think i'm hard just because i slammed a commentator to the outside i'm just showing you my skills (Not African Bum Disease). What? You think i wouldn't be able to do that to a wrestler? thats what your all thinking. Well you will all see when and if i ever get my hands on any skimpy bitch in this fed. And by any i mean any ! Omen - Ok well with that said and out they way i think i should be getting prepared to kick sythes ass. And yes it will be a 100% ass whooping from start to finish and it wont be me feeling the pain. Stalker - Hit our music ! [ Ministry is blasted over the sound system and red smoke fills the arena as all three blokes leave the arena. ] Jerry Lawley - Damn there was no-need for what he did to Bowl...Although he deserved it. Ohh well folks tune in tomorrow for MNW and see if Omen does whip Sythes ass. And dont forget to watch IWF Carnage which is less than two weeks away. [ The shows goes off air with the IWF ©opyright logo spinning and the crowd going wild, ]
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[ Shadow has just been watching Omens match through the moniter and watched him kick Sythes ass 100% when Stalker walks in. ] The Shadow - I see the fucking Establishment poked their no good noses in AGAIN. Stalker - Yeah we have got to sort them out once and for all. Omen did ask me to stay backstage for this one though but i was bored and couldn't resist going to help kick some ass. The Shadow - Yeah i know how you feel. By the way were is Omen? Stalker - He said he was just going to the shower room to freshen up. Why dont you actually become a wrestler then? The Shadow - Well you see i used to be a wrestler...One of the greatest a long time ago. But i got kicked out of the wrestling federation. Stalker - Why ? The Shadow - Ohh because i never played by the rules...Ya know almost killing their top superstars and their commentators. The fed way too wussyfied, Ya know what i mean? Stalker - Yeah i get ya drift. This fed is pretty easy but we are no-were near the top yet so there is still a lot of challenge ahead of us. [ Just then Omen walks in and walks straight over to his workbench and goes to pump the weights. ] Omen - What the fuck ! Who has been pumping my shit ? The Shadow - Well i weren't pumping your shit but i was pumping your weights. Why is there a problem ? Omen - Damn right theres a problem ! No-one touches these without my authority, But been as you are part of the team now i suppose.......Well you can use them...when i aren't using them that is, The Shadow - Ok...I was just seeing if i could still lift the weights ya know. OI havent tried in a long damn while. Omen - Ok...Well you better shape up if you want to come with me down to the ringside on Shockwave. [ Then theirs a knock at the door. Shadow gets up and answers it. Its Jerry Lawley [yet again]. Shadow lets him in and he walks over to Omen ] Jerry Lawley - How do you feel about your victory Omen ? Omen - Well it would have been better if Stalker didn't interfere as well as them jobbers the establishment. Jerry Lawley - And what about the establishment answering your request? How do you feel now ? Omen - Well correct me if i'm wrong but didn't i ask for them to decide the stiputlation? Hell of course i did but them fuzzas aint got a clue and just say 'Yeah we accept your challenge and its an answer you wont like'. Hell it is an answer i will like because that means we get to kick your suit loving ass's round the ring. Jerry Lawley - Well what about the stimulation ? Omen - Like i said i will let them decide the stipulation because i 'just dont give a fuck' what type of match it is, No matter if its a cage match, a ladder match or even a fucking clay building match we will give them the beatings of their life. Stalker - And thats a promise NOT a threat ! Omen - So clear yourself before we drop you. You fucking camel. [ Lawley runs out the room petrofied. ] Omen - Come on then lets go down to this scumholes gym so we can all pump iron. [ All three men grab their bags and head out to the parking lot ]
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