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A Pre Shockwave show is on air and two jobbers are in the ring working for their wages and Jerry Lawley is at ringside with his trusty friend Jim Floss. Jerry Lawley - This is an antaganising matchup isn't it ladies and gentlemen. An array of silence fills the air as Floss fills his pants....'Ministry' explodes through the PA system, Bloodlines video hits the PA system and red fireworks ,shoot across the arena. Jim Floss - Fucking hell....I thought we had rid of them. Jerry Lawley - Yeah they haven't been out in a while. Jim Floss - Nothing new there. Everyones attention is diverted towards the top of the ramp when a psyro explodes and Omen appears at the top of the ramp beside Stalker. They walk down the ramp ragging all the banners off the crowd on their way. When they get to ringside Stalker climbs on the apron and flips into the ring and Omen steps over the ropes. Jim Floss - I'm glad i'm not in that ring at this moment in time. The two jobbers look at bloodline and curl up in the corner. Stalker grabs one of them and whips him off the ropes. As he comes running back Stalker bows his head, Executes a back body drop sending the jobber towards Omen...And Omen catches the jobber before executing a Death Drop ! The other jobber makes a run through the crowd. Omen produces a mic from his jacket and looks round at the aiudience, Omen - Well well well we have a house-full of jobbers tonight eh Stalker? Stalker demands a mic from the announcers table and gets one thrown in. Stalker - Yeah... A bunch of losers just like establishment. Omen - Well i think Establishment have learnt enough lessons from us by now. Over the past few weeks i myself as well as Stalker have kicked your ass single handedly. I think it is about time we went two-on-two again. Stalker - Yeah one-on-one is getting pathetic now....We either kick your ass or you have to get interference to help you. Omen - Fair enough we may have interfered in a few matches but....It was only for the good. The matches i interfered in was for your benefit. See if i hadn't of interfered then Stalker would have probably killed you. Stalker - And we mean KILLED. Because when i get going i never stop. Omen - You could compare Stalker with a Duracell© battery. He just kicks your ass for longer and longer and longe,,,,,I think you get the point i'm firing at you. Stalker - So what do you say we go two-on-two. It dont have to be a title match because we know how you treasure them titles and we wouldn't want to strip you of them. But i warn you this Establishment the one time you do put them titles on the line will be your last. Omen - Because when you do put the titles on the line we will win them and you will never own them again. Well until weleave that is to go and take over another federation. But you can count on this jobbers,,,,,We are here for a long stay wether you like it or not. Stalker - Enough about them jobbers now i think we need to prepare for our match on shockwave. Omen - Who are we up to beat? Stalker - I think its the Leach Mob.... Omen - Damn...We kicked their ass last time we met two-on-two. Do we have to beat them again. Oh well we may as well paste beat them black and blue. It sharn't take two minutes. You see Leach Mob i dont even know why you are in this tag division cuz you are not going to get them titles...i tell you now me and Stalker are next in the line for a title shot ... Stalker - You mean me and You are next in line FOR THE TITLES. Because you can bet your last penny we will not lose. Jim Floss - Well Bloodline saure do have a lot to say about nothing. Jerry Lawley - If i were you i would just keep quite like we have been. Jim Floss - Yeah good idea. Omen - So Leach Mob when we meet this Thursday in the squared circle prepare to be destroyed as usuall when you step into the ring with BLOODLINE. 'Minstry' hits an.... Stalker - Cut the music fools this shit isn't over yet. Omen - I here there is a new team on the block? is it Nob and Welly? Stalker - Yeah another bunch of losers like Established dickheads and the Pynch Mob. Omen - {To Stalker} Why do you have to come up with them gay little names? Stalker - I dont know...its like my trademark.... Omen - O.....K...Anyway i dont care who you are...Who your fucking bummin *Cough* Masked JOBBER *Cough* and who you'v bummed *Cough* Lynch Mob *Cough* But when you stpe into the ring with us its gonna be a whole new guitar lesson. You see we dont just give you one beating. We give you two matches worth of beatings. So if you think you are worthy enough i got two words for ya,,,Anytime Anywere. Stalker - So Un-Establishment,,,Leach nob...Jack and Jill prepare to meet your destiny when we go one-on-one. Two-on-two rather... Omen - Hit the music... 'Ministry' hits the PA system and Bloodline leave the arena with red fireworks screaming through the air and the crowd boo'ing their lungs out. Jim Floss - They sure are popular with the fans. Well in a way... Jerry Lawley - I fucking hate them pricks. Jim Floss - Watch your mouth dude. Jerry Lawley - Its just they come out here shouting their mouths about how they can/will beat anyone in the sqaured circle and hell when it comes to it i bet i could kick their ass. Jim Floss - Wake up Lawley this is Bloodline were talking about. Jerry Lawley - ok. Jim Floss - Well ladies and gents that about wraps up this weeks jobberstars but dont switch the channel cuz up next is Coals live ga..... The show goes off air into a Shockwave promo |