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Backstage
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Stalker and Omen are in their locker room backstage during an IWF jobber show, They're watching the show on one of the monitors in the romm having a good laugh at the two wrestlers in the ring. Stalker then turns to Omen and they begin to speak to each other. STalker: I still cant believe what those twats did last thursday on Shockwave, Just who the fuck do they think they are. Omen: I dont know who they think they are but we know that they are the biggest jackass' in this fed and as soon as we get our shot at them we will prove it. Stalker: Thats if we get a shot at them, Shockwave proved how chickenshit they are i mean that Richards had to come down and help his little butt buddy and they still couldnt score a victory. Omen: Yeah so how the fuck did they win them Tag Titles from the Leach mob. Stalker: Well theres only one way possible through fuckin cheatin. Stalker and Omen then turn back and look at the monitor where a tag match between two jobber teams as just started. Omen: Dont that just remind you of two of the tag teams from here? Stalker: Yeah just look at the way they fight, I bet it's them in disguise really. Omen: HAHAHAHA yeah i bet your right the moves look very familiar to the Leach Mob and the Unestablished Jack Ass'. They both then focus back on the monitor howling out in laughter at the way the jobbers are fighting in the ring. Stalker: Fancy a drink Omen? Omen: I told you before we need to stop all this drinkin and smokin. Stalker: No you pillack, I meant a drink from the machine down the hall. Omen: Oh. Yeah then go get a couple in then. Stalker stands up and heads out the door towards the drinks machine.Omen shouts to him as he walks through the door;. Omen: Hey watch out for those Jobbers, They might be lurkin about just to get a cheap shot in. Stalker: Hey dont worry i can deal with them pricks. Stalker carries on down the hallway untill he reaches the drinks machine, He starts ruffling through his pockets after some loose change he pulls out a couple of cents and inserts them into the machine and he presses the button for a bottle of energy drink. He then inserts another cent and presses the button again and another energy drink pops out. He starts making his way back to the locker room when Michael Bowl catches up with him. Bowl: Can i get your thoughts on tonights Handicap match against Psycho? Stalker: You will hear soon enough what me and Omen have to say about tonights match. Bowl: But cant you just give us a hint of what your feelings are? Stalker:No now Fuck off before i drop you. Stalker then just storms past Bowl and heads back into the locker room and throws Omen his drink in a really pissed off way. Omen: Whats got your goat man? Stalker: That gay fucker Bowl man. Omen: Whats a matter just smack him in the head. Stalker: Naahhh man thats to good for him he needs some serious punishment. He just comes out of nowhere demanding answers to his questions. Omen: Anyway enough about him i think we need to make an appearance down at the ring. Stalker: Yeah maybe we should go and if we see that faggot on the way give him a pastin. Stalker and Omen exit the locker room and start making their way towards the ring. |
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Ringside
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At ringside Jim Floss and Jerry Lawley are making comments about the matches what are going down on Sunday Night Suicide. When all of a sudden Ministry hits the PA system, A red explosion hits the top of the ramp and the Bloodline video rolls across the IWFTron. JF: Oh no here come the sick mutha's. JL: They're not sick just determined Floss. When the smoke clears Stalker and Omen appear at the top of the ramp with their bottles of energy drink. The flip a few fans off before starting to walk down the ramp , Once near the ring they both throw their bottles into the crowd and climb into the ring. Stalker then shouts over to the announcers table for a couple of mics which are thrown into the ring. Stalker: No as always we're gonna keep this short and sweet. Omen: Yeah basically we've come down here to give our feelings on tonights handicap match against Psycho. JL: Yeah and what a handicap it is, Psycho doesnt stand a chance. JF: I have to agree with you there Jerry. Psycho will struggle tonight. Stalker: What are you two wafflin about. Psycho will be destroyed and theres nothin he can do about it. See when me and Omen step into this ring tonight Psycho will wish he hadnt even stepped out his locker room, Cuz when Omen hits the death drop and i hit the Stalker plex it will be over. Omen: Now onto the Unestablished Kunts I see you still havent accepted our challenge whats wrong are you scared. Stalker: You must be it scared. Look we told you it dont have to be a title match because at the end of the day we know those titles will be around our waists so we are not to bothered that can wait. Omen: Yeah we can wait for the titles but we cant wait to get our hands round your scrawny little necks. See i think a bit of payback is due for what happened on Shockwave. JF: So thats their game then. JL: No Flossy i'd say thats their plan and it will work.. Stalker: Damn right it's a plan and a damn good one at that. See at the end of the day you have to face us sooner or later and if it's the latter the punishment will be more fierce. Omen: So to recap. Tonight Psycho you are goin down badways . Then theres the Unestablished Wankers you know you will have to face us soon so just accept the challenge and meet your makers. Stalker
and Omen throw the mics on the floor and walk off up the ramp ripping
the banners from out the crowd and tearing them up leaving a bunch of
kids in tears. |
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