IWF Plastic

The Show comes on air with psyros exploding from all directions and the fans going crazy as the camera pans round and focuses in on signs such as ' Were Is Dark Omen?' and 'Who Are Bloodline?' before coming to a rest at the announcers table were JF and JL are ready to commentate on tonights happenings.

JF: Hello and welcome to this weeks slot of IWF Plastic were we usually watch jobbers and go to sleep, But today we are expecting to see Dark Omen.

JL: He has not been out since he got hammered at the rumble.

JF: I wouldn't call it hammered..

JL: I would. He got his ass kicked by Fury in the rumble and by numerous people in the Hardcore invatation.

JF: True.

Suddenly the titantron comes alive and everyones attention is avverted to it. Omen can be seen on the tron he is lying on a bed in what seems to be a middle class Motel. He has a remote control in his hand and appears to be really concentrating on the tv screen. Then the camera pans round and reveals he is watching the IWF rumble, He keeps rewinding it and fast forwarding it before finally looking into the camera.

Omen: Hello IWF and welcome to my home.

JF: What happened to your mansion man?

Omen: Well after I lost the rumble I went into a....Well I hit a low, Since I joined the IWF all i was longing for was a shot at the champion. Yeah maybe I had a shot at Rocky but that was when i was weak and mentally stable. Thats the old Omen...

JF: Whats he on about?

Omen: You see since i lost the rumble I have been studying, Studying every wrestler in the IWF, I now know the way every wrestler works. From jobbers like fury to main eventers like TSW and now have become OMEN, Not DARK OMEN the phony wannabe, He was just a wannabe who wanted everything the world had to offer but just didn't have the power to get it.

JL: Well when he starts talking English tell me.

Omen: I have now grown to learn the facts of life and have learnt to deal with them..And one of them facts goes a little like...What is it now?....'For Every Low That A Person Hits Comes A High'. Well I have hit that low and now I am about to hit a high. You see that loss in the hardcore invatation was no miracle, For one it was the weak and low life Omen and for two it was on purpose.

JF: Thats what they all say.


Omen: Do you really think Omen would wear a title round his waist such as the hardcore title? I dont think so...Not even the old Omen would stoop that low. So guess your wondering what title is worthy enough?

JF: Well duuhh it has got to be the Heavyweight..

JL: Its not as if your the only person who has that title in mind...

Omen: Actually ladies you are wrong...The title I have in mind is not called a title....It is refered to as 'THE TITLES'.

JF: He wants all the titles?

Omen: Fuck me do they get any thicker in the IWF? The tag titles sonny and me and Stalker are going to win them. You see I have watched the tag match over and over again fromthe rumble and I can easily spot mistakes. Especially from the Establishment as they are weak and pathetic.But at the following MNW when we come to face them i wasn't mentally prepared...You see the old Omen was around.

JF: This guy is well weird.

JL: He and Stalker got hammered by the Establishment, I think they should quit while their ahead. But no not Omen.

Omen: Well I have bored you for enough time now...Basically what I am saying is prepare for the new Omen...Me and Stalker are going to take them tag titles no matter what it takes. All my mistakes in the IWF are now behind me and I am willing to start a new sheet...Not willing actually...I think the word would be I have...And now the new Omen is around and eviler then ever prepare for trouble..

JF: And make it double...

JL: You watch Pokemon...Haaaaaahaaaaaaaa

JF: How do you know it is from Pokemon? You must watch it yourself you fat beefcake.

Omen: So my loss against the several jobbers in the rumble....Its gone. My loss against every wrestler that participated in the rumble...Its gone. My loss to the Establishment...Its Gone. The old OMEN hes gone. From now on I am going to kick ass and beat whoever steps into the ring with Bloodline. Although Stalker couldn't be here with me tonight he has agreed that we start a new and become the tag champs.

JF: They think its so easy...

Omen: No Floss....I dont think its easy, As a matter of fact with the Establishment in possesion of the titles 'Easy' would be too harsh of a word. The next time we meet the Establishment will not know the meaning of easy. Actually yes they will...Becuase it will be the easiest match for them ever...

JF: Yeah because they'll kick your ass all over the ring..

Omen: No because all they will have to do is sit back and watch the ride as I kick their two dollar ass' and walk out of the arena with the titles..It will be their easiest loss of all time. They wont have to lift a finger.

JL: I have had enough of this prick waffling on.

JF: Actually I am beginning to understand him now.

JL: I'm glad you do.

Omen: So Establishment your mission if you wish to accept it is to give us a rematch. I dont care when i dont care how. You can choose the stipulus and the time and I'll just show up and kick your ass.

With that said the tron fades into darkness and the camera pans back around to the announcers table.

JF: Well with that faggot waffling it is time to cut into a commercial now..

JL: You wish..He has waffled for that long that it is already the end of the show...

JF: Oh well...Thats all for folks but tune in tomorrow when we will see if the Establishment accept Omens mission.

The show cuts off air

Omens Motel
Omen is continuing to watch the rumble as he studies his own mistakes. He is sitting their for a while before he is disturbed by a knock at the door.

Omen: Who is it?

Man: Its me Stalker.

Omen: Come on in.

The man swings the door and has a six pack of beers in his hand he slams the door and walks over to Omen. He notices that Omen is watching the rumble and breaks him a beer off. He hands the beer to Omen but he just knocks it back at him.

Stalker: Whats a matter man?

Omen: Look you just dont get it do you? I am not bothered about driking or whatever else life as to offer and wether you are helping or not I am going to be wearing at least one of them tag titles around my waist. You see I made this mistake before, Then when you come to fight you realise that you are not phsically fit. Yeah we may have studied their every move but when it comes to countering and that we are just not fit enough to do it...

Stalker: I see your point but one beer wont hurt.

Omen: Thats just mu point, Thats what it was before...A beer here and a spliff there. They all add up and make us lose our matches. Well not no more wether you are in or not I am pulling through this low...Because i know as soon as I'm out of this low I will hit that all high I'v been waiting for.

Stalker: You have a point their and I'm in. I will give up beers altogether and back you up all the way.

Omen: Ok although i find it hard to believe we will see when it comes to the crunch. But I guarantee this when my high comes I will walk out of that arena tag team champ or tag team champs...So its all down to you wether you stick to your promise or not.

Stalker walks over to the window and throws the six pack out...After falling over fifty foot it hits a women on the head and sparks her out cold.

Stalker: You coming down to the arena then to make an appearence.

Omen: Well thats what i was just about to say...I'v got a fight tonight with a jobber called John Thomas. Although I have never met this scumbag i know i am guarenteed to win becuase he is a no name. You see my name will soon be known all over the world...The word Omen will put fear into peoples lifes and possible cause death at the mention of the word.

Stalker: Well I say we get down to that arena and raise some hell...

Omen: Well let me finish watching the rumble again and we will shoot off.

Stalker: Ok..
To Be Continued

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