Around The CWF

March 6, 2001

Welcome to the first ever edition of “Around The CWF.” This article includes a lot of different things such as interviews with the CWF wrestlers, awards for the best CWF superstars, some top wrestlers in the federation, etc. Let’s start off with some rumors about the CWF.

Rumors/Information: CWF looks too professional – Does the CWF really look that professional, or are people just seeing things. We will find out in the rumors section. CWF does look professional at the moment. It has so many things that other e-federations don’t have. Many fed’s do not have Awards, top wrestlers, screensavers, wallpaper, and there own affiliates. Well the CWF has that. The CWF gives 100% pure fun. If you think this federation takes e wrestling serious, then you are wrong.

CWF too hard to get in at the moment: Do any of you think that the CWF is too hard to get in right now? Well it is right now because the CWF is improving by the day. We are getting application forms each and every day and not everybody will be accepted. You can try all you want but you need to impress us. Basically, people are having trouble in the sample role-play part. Well here is a tip, CWF takes 90% quality and 10% quantity, so make sure if you are going to make it long, make sure it is interesting. We do not want to read boring role-plays. There will be some other e-feds that are accepting everybody and we will give some examples later on in this article.

CWF 2 Update:Many of you CWF members already have heard about the new CWF haven’t you? You really want a taste of it; well it will definitely be up on April 1, 2001. We are 100% sure of that. This new CWF will be big and I have heard that they will not be taking new members after that opens. I hope that will not be true but I will keep you up to date on this new CWF.

CWF Role-play board: You can’t get into the Role-play board? It keeps asking you for a user name and password and you are sick of it. Well the CWF role-play board is password protected so people will not be able to advertise in it. If you would like to advertise in the CWF, advertise it on the OOC Board. Most members of the CWF check the OOC Board everyday.

I want to be part of the staff: Well, we are not accepting any staff members right now. Please check back later on in CWF 2 and maybe we will accept some staff members. Right now, we are only accepting wrestlers, so you will have to deal with that. Thanks.

Wrestler Awards: This is my opinion in the awards. It is not the president’s opinion; I will give my own opinion.

Best Role-player: Alan Stone or Soul Collector. I give Alan Stone this award because he is doing excellent role-plays as of late and I hope he will keep it up. Soul Collector can also be one because he is keeping the Unholy Alliance alive. Good Job to both of you.

Best Heel: A lot of people say they are heel but they don’t act like it, right now it can be anybody. Basically, I think who has been the best heel at the moment is the twisted, crazy Monoxide Child. I have to say that because he loves to disrespect the fans. Big Willie Ism’s is also up for this award because he is a great heel and is role-playing just fine at this point of his career.

Best Face: Hmm… Who should get this award? The neutral Soul Collector, which is acting more like a face at the moment. Can it be Truly Amazing, which is improving by the day? Well drum roll please… (Drum plays.) It goes to Soul Collector. Congratulations, it was a very close battle but Soul Collector pulled it off but barely. Well, he is really coming up with some awesome role-plays as of late. Check them out.

Best Newcomer: Mr. Late Night is making a big jump in the CWF. Will he make a bigger jump and go to the World Division? We will never know what will happen in the CWF. There is not much to say about this guy.

Best Tag Team: I have to say the tag team champions “The Mighty Coroners,” they are really dominating the Tag Team division. Will there be anybody that will be able to stop these two huge stars? Let’s see will they go single…

Most Improved: This award is for the most improved person in the CWF. The award goes to me, The Heart Throbber. I say that because I think I am improving in every role-play I do. “I need to work on the quality, you definitely got the quantity,” says President Perks. Well I am trying as hard as a can as of late.

Most Underrated: I have to say either The Freak or Twiztid, because people aren’t really giving them any credit for their awesome role-plays. They don’t really give about their role-plays but they are excellent, go out there and read them.

Best Stable: Well the last award is the best stable. It will go to either three of these stables, Philly’s Most Wanted, Unholy Alliance, or The New Revolution. The winner goes to… Philly’s Most Wanted. They are doing an excellent job, I have to say the second best is The New Revolution; I put Unholy Alliance last because they are falling apart. Soul Collector is the only one doing the great Role-plays; Satan is still helping them out but not much at the moment.

Next is the Top Wrestlers of the week:

1. Alan Stone
2. Soul Collector
3. The Heart Throbber

Well, only three wrestlers this week because the rest are pretty much tied at the moment.

The next part of this article/magazine is the interview! The interview part is my favorite in this article. That is what I think and I don't give what any of you other crack heads have to say. Well I sat down with myself… Isn’t that weird? Well, next week our guest will be President Perks. First, in this week, it is I, The Heart Throbber, the special guest.

Well, my first question is that...
“How do you feel about The Heart Throbber, Truly Amazing thing?”

Well, I don’t really care. He is the one who is disrespecting me. He is the one who won’t get out of my division, the Intercontinental division. You should know that that is my division.

Is Philly’s Most Wanted falling apart?

Not at the moment. We are still going to keep this alive, whether if Truly Amazing is in this stable or not.

Well, the Intercontinental title can be yours when you face Monoxide Child for the title on Back Draft. Do you think you are able to defeat the twisted one?

Yeah of course. I am always ready to take on my old friend Monoxide Child. He may be the Intercontinental champion right now, but I will become it when we have our match.

Are you planning to move to the World Division?

Not right now, I am just going to stay in the Intercontinental division. I will go to the World division once I am ready. Well, get moving with this article because I am busy at the moment.

Okay later.

Later.

Well the next part of the article is about the wrestlers. What I think of them in my opinion.

Wrestler:
Alan Stone – A great wrestler and is the CWF World Champion at the moment. He is truly a person that will fit in the World division

Blizzard – A person who is improving by each role-play. I think he is capable to be in the Intercontinental division

Big Willie-Isms – Can be the future CWF World Champion. He is capable of being in the World division

Bone Breaker – A good wrestler, which is capable to be in the European division.

Demon – He just made his return this week and what a role-play he did, expect some good action from him. He is capable to be in the Intercontinental division.

Fat Ass-Man – One part of The Coroners and he rocks. Maybe he will go single but right now, he is with The Coroners and is kicking ass. He is in the Tag Team division at the moment.

Hellspawn – Haven’t seen him in a while. I think he was in the federation before me.

Monoxide Child – A great wrestler that is very talented and is able to be in the Intercontinental/World division.

Mr. Late Night – He is improving every single day. He is working his way up and is able to be in the European division.

Pedro Cortez – He is currently injured so I have nothing to say about him.

Psycho – I never saw him before. I do not know what to say about him.

Razor – I haven’t seen him. I do not know what to say.

Riger Mortis – Who is he?

Satan – He is currently a member of Unholy Alliance. He is in the hardcore division at the moment.

Slayer – I have not seen him in a while. There is nothing more to say.

Soul Collector – A fantastic wrestler that loves to role-play. He recently lost his title to Alan Stone but is still after him right now.

The Crow – I haven’t seen him role-play in a while. He used to feud with me, The Heart Throbber.

The Freak – An improving wrestler that in my opinion is moving his way to the Intercontinental division, but right now, he is in the European division.

The Heart Throbber – That’s me! Well, I think I am a good wrestler that is improving. I think I am in the Intercontinental/World division.

Titan – A wrestler that role-plays once in a while. If he would role-play more, I would think he would be in the Intercontinental division.

True Evil – I have not seen him in such a long time. Where did he go?

Truly Amazing – Improving and Improving and Improving, definitely turning into one of the best wrestlers ever seen today. I would put him in the World division.

Twiztid – An underrated wrestler that is improving by the minute. He is currently in the European division and he has high hopes to get up to the Intercontinental division. He needs to role-play more.

This concludes “Around The CWF” and I hope you enjoyed the first ever edition of it. Make sure to check back next week for another edition.