[
Start
of Show ]
The
Apocalypse music roars over the PA system, the crowd goes
wild, Red fireworks scream across the arena and CWF Apocalypse
comes on air. The camera pans around the Moscow arena
revealing every seat taken and happy fans cheering before
zooming into numerous signs saying such things as... 'Jack
The Ripper Coroners' and 'Unholy Alliance are back
and better than ever !'.before zooming into the announcers
table were Jerry Clawler and Kevin Belly are present.

Kevin
Belly - Hello and welcome to another action packed Apocalypse.
Jerry Clawler - Tonight we have a 'Killer' line-up.
Kevin Belly - Featuring.... Jack 'The Coroners' Ripper...
Errrr and much much more.
Jerry Clawler - Well tonights main event aint nuthin special.
Kevin Belly - I suppose its ok.
Jerry Clawler - Well lets stop talking shit and get on
with it...

Titan
vs Original D
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[
Standard Match ] [ Non
Title ]
“Titans
Music“ hits and out comes Titan sporting his baseball
jersey. The crowd erupts into boo’s and Titan flips them
off. One loyal Titan fan holds his autograph book out
for a signature but Titan tears it in half and pulls out
a lighter. He lights up both halves of the book and tosses
them into the crowd. He climbs the stairs at ringside
and walks the apron. He ducks down and goes through the
middle rope continuing to flip off the crowd and the crowd
continues to boo. He is just settling down as…
“Original D's Music“ powers through the arena and out
comes Original D. Fans are still not happy about Titan’s
presence and they mainly offer a mix of cheers and boo’s
but Original D seems to be cool with that. He slaps some
high fives and runs in under the bottom rope and the match
starts.
Titan lands a big right jab into a still running Original
D and the punch lays him out momentarily. Original D gets
back up and both men tie in the center of the ring. Titan
wins the tie and whips Original D into the ropes meeting
him with a kick to the stomach on the return trip. Titan
takes advantage of the doubled over Original D and hit’s
a powerful pile driver. Titan goes for the cover and Teddy
Short dives down one……two……and Original D kicks out after
a short 2.
Kevin Belly - It appears as if Original D didn’t come
out to wrestle he is just getting tossed around out there.
Jerry Clawler - That’s right Kevey my boy Titan is just
dominating the heck out of Original D tonight don’t expect
things to change.
Titan hoists Original D to his feet and fans boo him some
more. He sets up for an Irish whip but somewhere Original
D gets strength, reverses it and slings Titan into the
ropes. Titan comes zipping back and Original D drops to
the mat and Titan continues his trip and hit’s the opposing
rope he comes flying back and Original D hit’s a big monkey
flip that sends Titan up and over the top rope landing
harshly on his back.
Jerry Clawler - Wowwee what a move. I haven’t seen the
executed so well since I was wrestling.
Kevin Belly - That move wasn’t around when you wrestled.
The moves you used are what we see being taught on Sesame
Street they are so useless now a day. These are moves
you can only see in the CWF.
Titan struggles to his feet out on the ramp and as he
staggers to a standing position Original D comes flying
over the top rope jumping almost three and a half yards
and hit’s a drop kick which sends Titan further up the
ramp. Now Teddy Short runs after the men counting for
a double count out. Teddy runs up along side the two men
and trips over a loose cable wire and smacks his head
against the ramp knocking him out as the two men continue
to battle not noticing Short.
Kevin Belly - Man down somebody get a medic for Mr. Short
please.
Jerry Clawler - No way. I say no referee cause this match
could get brutal without a ref and we all know I am the
master of brutality. Mwuhahaha
Kevin Belly - Please shut up.
Jerry Clawler - Okay……
Original D continues to deliver lefts and rights and the
occasional kick to the mid section. Original D delivers
one vicious blow to the head which really makes an impact
splitting open Titan’s head. Titan falls to the floor
and Original D drops down for a cover which is pointless
being all pin falls must be in the ring and the fact Teddy
Short is knocked out. Original D stands back up very pissed
off at no pin fall and looks around for Short.
Jerry Clawler - Haha looks like all those punches didn’t
pay off after all. There is no ref to count. Haha.
Original D hops to his feet and runs up the ramp and back
behind the curtain to find a replacement ref. He comes
running back out with Dick Cheoda. Dick tells them to
get in the ring and he begins his count. one…….two……..three…….four…..Original
D pulls Titan in over the top rope. Original D immediately
goes for the pin. One….two…..rope break.
Kevin Belly - Somehow the battered and damaged Titan was
able to get his foot up on the rope and save himself from
defeat.
Original D doesn’t look too happy and decides he has time
for a rest. He lays down on the mat and shuts his eyes.
Bad move. Titan sees this and immediately runs in and
begins choking him. Cheoda tells him to break the hold
but Titan doesn’t budge. Cheoda is about to call for the
bell when Titan breaks it and Original D is out of breath
from that vicious choke. Titan pulls Original D to his
feet and whips him into the turnbuckle.
Jerry Clawler - Amazingly Titan has put himself back in
this match.
Kevin Belly - This match is turning out like the children’s
story. Tortoise and the Hair.
Titan comes running in behind Original D and slams him
against the turnbuckle. Original D now turns and faces
Titan, still against the turnbuckle. Titan delivers 4
or 5 smacks to the chest as the crowd rings out “wwwwooooo”
after each one. Titan then begins to deliver stomps to
Original D which slowly but surely send Original D to
the canvass. Once there titan begins choking out Original
D with his boot and breaks the choke a few seconds later.
Kevin Belly - With chokes and kicks like the ones we are
seeing Titan may just be able to pull off a victory.
Jerry Clawler - I didn’t think I would hear myself say
this after what Original D had done to him but right now
Titan could win!
Titan slings Original D into the opposing turnbuckle and
is running close behind him. Original D hit’s the steel
turnbuckle but manages to get a big boot up just before
Titan hits him. The boot connects and send Titan backwards
and down to the mat. Original D climbs to the second rope
and jumps off landing a big leg drop that squeezes the
last few breaths of air from Titan. Now Teddy Short is
back up and he slides into the ring and begins yelling
at Dick about how this is his match.
Jerry Clawler - Man that is one proud old man but he is
being really stupid right now. Titan is out and Original
D is going to want a cover pretty soon so they better
stop blabbing at each other or else this match could get
wild.
Teddy Short and Dick Cheoda continue to argue and Short
turns to leave. Dick seems pleased but Teddy Short turns
around and delivers a BIG right hook. The two men go at
it as Original D goes for the pin. He sees the two arguing
and decides to break it up. He does this by laying out
both men. Then he slides out of the ring and grabs a steel
chair. He gets back into the ring and has no clue as to
the where abouts of Titan.
Kevin Belly - Where’d he go? I was so caught up watching
our referees argue I paid no attention.
Jerry Clawler - Don’t ask me I wasn’t even paying attention
to the match this is so boring.
Titan slides into the ring with a chair, behind Original
D and fans boo. Original D turns around just In time to
see Titan and both men slam steel chairs into each other.
They both tighten stiff as boards and just fall backwards.
They are both out cold and there are no signs of a referee
any where.
Jerry Clawler - Now what are we gonna do?
Kevin Belly - Not a clue.
Suddenly Pearl Hebner comes charging down the ramp and
slides in. He counts to nine and Titan staggers to his
feet. Titan lifts Original D to his feet and sets him
up.
Kevin Belly - Titan Hammer !!!
Titan executes a TITANHAMMER and goes for the pin. Pearl
Hebner counts to three and Titan is awarded the victory.
Pearl Hebner raises Titan arm then he leaves the arena.
Jerry Clawler - Well Original D has proved unoriginal
on his debut.
Kevin Belly - Ohh well join us after the break as we bring
you more wrestling action.
Winner
- Titan

Jerry
Clawler - Welcome back to the second half of tonights
Apocalypse.
Kevin Belly - We just witnissed Titan kick Original D's
ass all over the place as well as Short and Cheoda going
at it.
Jerry Clawler - But up next The Heart Throbber is taking
on Ringmaster for a shot at the IC title this Wednesday.
Kevin Belly - I think The Heart Throbber has got something
to say first.

[
A Word From The Throbber
]
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The
Heart Throbber is standing by with Kevin Belly as the
massive crowd gets on their feet and goes wild for The
Heart Throbber. Kevin Belly is about to ask his first
question, as the crowd will not stop cheering for The
Heart Throbber. They finally calm down, as Kevin Belly
is able to talk.
Kevin Belly - Well we are just moments away from your
match against one of the members of Unholy Alliance, Ring
Master, are you ready to fight him?
As The Heart Throbber begins to speak, the huge crowd
begins chanting ‘Throbber, Throbber, Throbber.’ The Heart
Throbber gives them some karate moves and begins talking.
The Heart Throbber - No duh I am ready for him. Now, Kevin
Belly here’s a little song I want you to remember, ‘OOO
Heart Throbber is in town, yeah he is, he is ready to
fight and make people laugh. He is here to do the gun
thing la la la this is going to be a great night because
Heart Throbber is in the house, yeah yeah yeah.’ Now Kevin
Belly, I would like you to sing that to all of these people.
The crowd begins laughing at what The Heart Throbber just
sang. A few seconds later, Kevin Belly repeats what he
sang and we move on.
Kevin Belly - Ring Master has been trying to get through
this huge traffic and he has still not arrived in the
arena yet. The other members of Unholy Alliance have arrived
though. What happens if Ring Master does not show up?
The Heart Throbber - Well then I get a very easy win,
or maybe the president will force me to have a bomb diggity
time in the ring. I did not say dignity people I said
diggity. Yeah, The Heart Throbber has just said diggity.
Now, I am going to sing another song for you Ring Master.
Kevin Belly - Oh man, not again. Do I have to sing it
also?
The crowd begins chanting ‘Yes, Yes, Yes.’
The Heart Throbber - I guess not this time because I’m
to play Danger by Mystikal. Now hit the music.
The music plays as he sings along smoothly, as the chorus
came the big crowd in Birmingham begins singing it also.
Crowd - Danger, watch yourself, it’s been long, since
he has been on…
As the song is about to be over, Kevin Belly interrupts
him.
The Heart Throbber - Why you interrupting me dude? I was
just finishing my song you stupid princess. Oops, prince
I mean. Ugh, you are not even a prince you are nothing!
The crowd begins laughing at Kevin Belly and begins chanting
‘Belly is gay, Belly is gay, Belly is gay.’ After hearing
that, there are some tears in Belly’s eyes.
The Heart Throbber - You all right?
Kevin Belly - Yeah, let’s get back to the point. If Unholy
Alliance offered you a job with them, would you accept
it?
The Heart Throbber - It depends. They need to improve
at the moment. Soul Collector usually does most of the
talking for them. I think in my opinion gets very boring.
These stupid promos they do, I just want to turn off my
television. I feel like barfing in front of their faces
right now because… Well, there is no reason, I just feel
like it at the moment.
Kevin Belly - That’s nasty. Can I see some of your puke
right now? The Heart Throbber - Um… sure…
The Birmingham fans yell ewe… The Heart Throbber puts
his hand on his chest and face at Kevin Belly and he pukes
in front of his face.
The Heart Throbber - You like that?
Kevin Belly - Hmm…
Kevin Belly licks some of the puke.
Kevin Belly - Taste like chicken, smells like Ring Master.
Have you been eating Ring Master’s chicken?
The Heart Throbber - Eh… Shut up, you are not supposed
to know.
Kevin Belly - Ha… Well everybody knows now.
The Heart Throbber - Oh well. The Heart Throbber doesn’t
really care what happens.
Kevin Belly - Damn… What will piss you off?
The Heart Throbber - Why would you want to piss me off?
Kevin Belly - Don’t know because you just barfed right
at me.
The Heart Throbber - Oh… Can you stand here for a moment?
Kevin Belly - Sure…
The Heart Throbber walks away to the janitor’s room. As
he enters, he sees a bottle of spray paint. He grabs a
few of them and runs back to Kevin Belly.
The Heart Throbber - Eh… Stand still. I won’t hurt you,
don’t worry.
Kevin Belly stands still as The Heart Throbber spray paints
all over him. It says ‘Heart Throbber Rules’ and then
it has a big nasty heart. Next, he spray paints Kevin
Belly’s face pink. The fans begin laughing really hard
and are telling The Heart Throbber to continue. Instead,
The Heart Throbber decided to stop.
Kevin Belly - Eh… Did you just use pink spray paint to
paint my face?
The Heart Throbber - No… I think you are seeing or thinking
things.
The Heart Throbber turns around and laughs really hard
and turns back around and acts normal like nothing ever
happened.
Kevin Belly - Oh, just making sure you didn’t do anything
much with my face. I don’t care if it is blue because
blue is my favorite color.
The Heart Throbber - Yeah, I knew blue was your favorite
color but what about the conversation about Ring Master?
Kevin Belly - Oh yeah. Well Ring Master is a great wrestler
and is very hard to defeat. Do you have any special plans?
The Heart Throbber - Nope, I will just go out there like
any other match but tonight Unknown will be by my side
and if someone tries to screw me, he will help me out
along with Ashley.
Kevin Belly - So Unknown will be by your side for this
match?
The Heart Throbber - Indeed he will.
Kevin Belly - That’s cool.
The Heart Throbber - Hey, I do not speak Spanish.
Kevin Belly - Uh… Okay…
The Heart Throbber - Actually I do speak Spanish.
Kevin Belly - Cool.
The Heart Throbber - Hmm… I guess I forgot how to speak
Spanish. What is Spanish?
Kevin Belly - A language.
The Heart Throbber - Eh… Did I ask you what Spanish was?
Kevin Belly - Actually, you did sir.
The Heart Throbber - Don’t call me sir you sir yourself
uh… That didn’t make since. Hey, you want to learn the
language that I made up?
Kevin Belly - Sure.
The Heart Throbber begins saying weird things as they
chant for ‘Throbber’ once again.
The Heart Throbber - Do you know what that means?
Kevin Belly - Nope, what does it mean?
The Heart Throbber - Dude it’s the Throbber language,
how can you not know? Anyways, I said Ring Master is so
not funny and he reeks. The Heart Throbber reeks of awesomeness
and that is so damn true.
Kevin Belly - Yeah, right… Eh… I think you should be going
to your match now.
The Heart Throbber - Okay see yah later.
Kevin Belly - Later.
They both walk away from each other and the fans are still
laughing at The Heart Throbber’s funny jokes.

The
Heart Throbber vs Ringmaster
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[
Standard Match ] [ Shot
At IC Title On Backdraft ]
“The
Game“ screams through Birmingham, England and out comes
the Heart Throbber to a mix of cheers and boos as he
makes the drastic change from heel to face in less than
a day. Accompanied by Unknown they walk to the ring
slapping high fives and signing a few autographs to
make the fans happy. They climb into the ring and point
to the fans as the search lights continue to go all
over the place in different colors. They lights then
turn off and……
“Unholy Alliance” sends a chilling feeling up your spine
and out walks Ringmaster with The Unholy Alliance not
seen. He makes his way to the ring and fans boo him
with intent to kill. Pretty scare stuff. Some fans throw
beer and what not at him but finally he gets into the
ring and grabs a microphone.
Ringmaster - Gentlemen I want to announce that this
is my last CWF match and that before I leave I would
like to shake the hand of a worthy competitor. [reaches
out his hand]
Jerry Clawler - Heart Throbber don’t do it! It is a
trick!
The Heart Throbber also extends his hand and it looks
like they will shake. Haha yeah right Ringmaster smacks
the microphone over The Heart Throbber’s head and The
Heart Throbber staggers backwards. Tim Black calls for
the bell to begin the match. Ringmaster goes to work
as Unknown guy slides out of the ring. Ringmaster immediately
shoots a right jab to the stomach and looks out at the
fans. He grabs The Heart Throbber and whips him into
the ropes nearest the announcers.
Kevin Belly - Well this match is underway and already
it looks like Ringmaster is in charge and not letting
down.
Ringmaster runs towards The Heart Throbber but The Heart
Throbber grabs the ropes and doesn’t come back but Ringmaster
is still running. The Heart Throbber moves and pulls
the ropes down just enough to send Ringmaster out of
the ring. The Heart Throbber hops over the top rope
and stands on the apron. Ringmaster gets to his feet
and The Heart Throbber delivers an axe handle smash
that sends Ringmaster up against the announcer’s table.
Jerry Clawler - You two better get back in the ring
before you both lose. Wait is that possible both men
losing?
Kevin Belly - No I don’t think so but hey this is the
CWF where anything can happen!
The Heart Throbber tosses Ringmaster back into the ring
and gets in behind him. The Heart Throbber walks to
the back of Ringmaster and sets up and executes a back
body drop. The Heart Throbber picks up Ringmaster and
then hits an inverted suplex that lays out Ringmaster
in a strange position on his front side. The Heart Throbber
runs up and locks in what appears to be an inverted
version of the walls of Jericho.
Kevin Belly - Wow what a move no way that Ringmaster
is getting out of that one.
Tim Black checks for the tap. Ringmaster has tears dripping
from his eyes but refuses to let in. The Heart Throbber
breaks the hold letting Ringmaster out of the vicious
submission move. Ringmaster lay on his back gasping
for air. The Heart Throbber goes to the nearest turnbuckle,
climbs it and comes off performing a kamikaze head butt.
He is just about to Ringmaster when in mid flight he
gets hit with a beer thrown at him. He falls from the
air off target and lands very hard on the mat and rolls
in pain.
Jerry Clawler - Well that fan is gonna spend a night
in the slammer.
Kevin Belly - Yeah fresh fish fellas get ready.
Ringmaster locks in a weak armbar on The Heart Throbber
but The Heart Throbber gets his foot on the ropes and
the hold is broken he stands up clutching his arm that
he landed on and Ringmaster is really in control now
since The Heart Throbber is somewhat injured.
Kevin Belly - That injury could end his hunt for IC
gold.
Jerry Clawler - I doubt it The Heart Throbber is a man
and he can handle some pain.
The Heart Throbber, still holding his arm kicks Ringmaster
in the stomach again and again he kicks him until Ringmaster
is on his knees in pain. He pulls up Ringmaster by the
head and proceeds to slam his knee to Ringmaster’s head,
he does this about 6 or 7 times then knocks a terrifying
elbow shot against Ringmaster’s temple. This sends Ringmaster
to the mat screaming in pain.
Jerry Clawler - The Heart Throbber could make someone
blind by hitting them in the temple he is crazy.
Kevin Belly - He is just paying back Ringmaster for
all the damage inflicted on him.
The Heart Throbber drops down for the cover and Black
goes down for the count. Hooking the leg…..one……two….thr-
- The Heart Throbber climbs off of Ringmaster just to
let the match go on longer. The Heart Throbber picks
up Ringmaster and send him into the ropes, Ringmaster
comes back and is met with a big knee that sends Ringmaster
flipping in the arm. Ringmaster gets quickly to his
feet and the two men tie up. The Heart Throbber wins
and hit’s a neck breaker that really jars the hell out
of Ringmaster.
Kevin Belly - This is just getting more painful by the
second. If The Heart Throbber keeps this up he could
very well end Ringmaster’s professional wrestling career
not just in the CWF but any future federations!
The Heart Throbber picks up Ringmaster and they once
again tie up. Ringmaster manages to win and hit’s a
tiger leg drop that gives him a breather. The Heart
Throbber gets back up and sends Ringmaster into the
turnbuckle. The Heart Throbber comes running behind
but Ringmaster manages to get out of the way by climbing
to the top rope. The Heart Throbber climbs to the second
and both men go at it exchanging blows to the head back
and forth back and forth. They switch places as The
Heart Throbber gains the advantage. The Heart Throbber
sends a HUGE right hand to the skull of Ringmaster that
sends him backwards but before he can fall off The Heart
Throbber grabs him.
Jerry Clawler - The Heart Throbber just saved Ringmaster
from falling what a good sport!
Kevin Belly - You fool he just wants to finish off Ringmaster
and this is gonna be crazy whatever it is.
The Heart Throbber sets up Ringmaster for THE HEART
STOPPER off the top rope. He jumps off and spins around
in mid air still holding on to Ringmaster (don’t ask
me how) and finishes the move. Ringmaster lays twitching
on the mat and The Heart Throbber goes for the pin.
one…..two……three! Black calls for the bell and Unknown
guy gets into the ring holding up The Heart Throbber’s
arm.
Jerry Clawler - You were right Kevey Mevey that was
crazy.
Kevin Belly - What’s with the name games Jerry Jerry
bo Berry fe fi bo mary….Jerry!
We go at to commercial as the announcers play that dumb
name game with each other.
Winner
- The Heart Throbber

Kevin
Belly - Welcome Back.
Jerry Clawler - Up next is the hardcore matchup.
Kevin Belly - I just hope it isn't as hardcore as when
Satan fought The Heart Throbber. That was out of hand.
Jerry Clawler - Well Boo wants this hardcore title so
badly. So he might just get it.
Kevin Belly - Lets find out...

Boo
vs Satan
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[
Hardcore Match ] [ Hardcore
Title ]
The
arena is dimmed into silence before the arena erupts
with the sounds of 'Whoa' and the crowd chant along.
Boo comes out from behind the curtain and the crowd
go wild. He throws his hands into the aair causing them
to cheer even louder then slowly walks down the ramp
and slides into the ring.
As 'Kanes Theme' blows through the PA system. Seconds
later a re psyro explodes at the top of the ramp and
Satan is standing there with a trolley full of weapons.
He starts to walk down the ramp just ignoring the fans.
Then Boo slides out the ring and runs towards him. The
bell rings as Satan rams the trolley into Boo.
Kevin Belly - Well i'd say that this lethal brawl is
now underway.
Satan continuely rams the trolley into Boo before reaching
inside it and pulling a trash can out. He lifts it above
his head then cracks it over Boo's skull. Boo holds
his head as Satan lifts it up again. Satan goes to smash
it over Boo's head again but Boo sticks his leg in the
air and it riccochets off his foot and into Satans head.
Jerry Clawler - Satan will learn by that mistake.
Kevin Belly - That had got to of hurt.
Satan stumbles back and Boo climbs to his feet. Boo
grabs a kendo stick out the trolley and holds it with
two hands. He lifts it high in the air then swings it
at Satan who is slounging on the guardrail. Satan rolls
out the way and Boo cracks it over a fans head. Boo
drops the stick and holds his mouth as Satan climbs
to his feet.
Jerry Clawler - Did you see that? Boo delibratly cracked
that kendo stick over that old grannys head.
Kevin Belly - It wasn't delibrate you dimwit.
Satan spins Boo round then lifts him high into the air.
He lets out a loud roar before slamming him into the
trolley with a gorilla press slam. Satan then pushes
him up the ramp in the trolley as the fans start to
laugh seeing it very humerous.
Kevin Belly - Hahhaa look Satan is taking Boo shopping.
Jerry Clawler - Holy fucking shit look what hes about
to do...!!
Satan stands back then pushes the trolley towards the
edge of the ramp at the top. The trolley goes hurdling
towards the edge and Boo dives out. The trolley falls
to the botom of the stage and the crowd all gasp as
Boo was almost dead. Boo looks up at Satan with a look
of Fear in his eyes then flips to his feet.
Jerry Clawler - Man Boo is pissed off now.
Boo squares up to Satan and there is an obvious height
difference as Boo tries to push Satan back. Satan laughs
then retaliates with a huge right hook. Satan then follows
on with multiple jabs sending Boo backwards into the
backstage area. Satan then grabs him and throws him
into a door. The door crashes open and Boo flies through
into the car park.
Kevin Belly - I guess we have got to watch this on the
tron now.
As Satan steps into the carpark Boo climbs to his feet.
Boo charges at him and executes a flying clothesline.
Satan falls to his feet and Boo drags him back inside.Boo
whips him into the wall and Satan slides down. Boo hoists
him to his feet again and drags him back to the top
of the ramp by the hair.
Jerry Clawler - Their back..
As they appear at the top of the ramp the crowd go wild.
Boo slams Satan to the floor with a Russian legsweep
then climbs to the bottom of the stage were the trolley
is and grabs two trash can lids. He throws them up then
proceeds back up to the top of the stage. As he gets
up their Satan is standing up with them in his hands.
Kevin Belly - Run Boo !!
Jerry Clawler - Boo wont run... He is a man.
Boo goes to run then turns back round and squares up
to Satan. Satan swings the lids out then squashes Boo's
head as he whacks them up either side of Boos face.
Boo drops to the floor and Satan begins to stamp on
him.
Kevin Belly - Satan is dominating this matchup now.
Satan then lifts Boo to his feet and sets him up. The
crowd all boo as Satan lifts Boo into the air then plants
him to the concrete floor with a SATAN DRIVER. Satan
flips the fans off then goes for the pin. The crowd
boo even louder as Pearl Hebner hits the concrete floor
to the three count then hands Satan his title.
Jerry Clawler - Satan has retained his title.
Satan lifts his title high into the air as 'Kanes Theme'
blows through the sound system and the show cuts into
an Unleased promo.
Winner
- Satan

Kevin
Belly - Well Satan managed to hold onto his title after
his first defense and is looking satrong all the way.
Jerry Clawler - Damn right. But up next those Might
Coroners are defending their tag go...
Kevin Belly - The titles are not on the line dummy.
Jerry Clawler - oppps my bad. Ohh well lets get on with
it then...

The
Coroners
vs System Of Destruction
[
Standard Match ] [ Non
Title ]
“Shut
up” slams the PA system and out come Chris Cruize and
Shawn Steel a. k. a. System of Destruction. They receive
some cheers and one or two boos but nothing to special
as this is only their first match and they have not
proved anything yet. They slide into the ring and each
hit a corner as strobe lights flicker sending the fans
into a weak trans as they flex their biceps. The strobe
lights turn off and we ….
The PA system comes alive with “emergency 9-1-1” blue
explosions are going off everywhere and out comes the
hearse. Rigor Mortis Mortis and Fat-Ass man hop out
as the engine continues to rev. They climb into the
ring and fear plates System of Destruction as they stare
up at these giants.
Jerry Clawler- Now why would Prez ever put these 2 new
comers against these guys they are monsters!
The match begins and Rigor Mortis Mortis remains in
as the legal man. Chris Cruize and Shawn Steel argue
back and forth about who is gonna start the match. Rigor
Mortis Mortis walks up to them and taps them on the
shoulder. They both turn and look up at him. They both
slide out of the ring but are quickly met with Fat-Ass
Man who tosses them both in the ring. Chris Cruize grows
some balls and stays in as the legal man. He begins
swinging at Rigor Mortis Mortis who with one hand holds
Cruize back.
Kevin Belly- Look at Chris he is just flapping his arms
out there. Rigor Mortis hasn’t even broken a sweat.
HAHAHA.
Rigor Mortis turns to walk away and when he does Chris
Cruize jumps on his back. Rigor Mortis begins running
in circles looking like a fool as the crowd laughs at
him. He stops and pulls Chris Cruize off his back and
throws him over his head and out of the ring. Cruize
lands right on the guard rail. Shawn Steel runs into
the ring going for a clothesline on Rigor Mortis Mortis
but it has no effect. Meanwhile Chris Cruize is being
pounded by Fat-Ass Man.
Jerry Clawler- These kids really need some help out
there. They are being ripped limb from limb they will
be lucky to live through this match let alone win!
Fat-Ass Man tosses Chris Cruize back into the ring and
Rigor Mortis Mortis tosses Shawn Steel back into his
corner and Steel goes to his place on the apron. Chris
and Rigor Mortis Mortis tie up and somehow Chris wins
the tie. He backs up and delivers a drop kick that slightly
jars Rigor Mortis Mortis. Chris now hit’s the ropes
and comes running back with yet another drop kick again
connecting. This time Rigor Mortis Mortis just slips
and falls over the top rope.
Kevin Belly- Wow maybe if System of Destruction continues
to get lucky they will win.
Instead of going for the kill Chris Cruize intelligently
tags in Shawn Steel. Fat-Ass Man runs into the ring
and lands a big boot to Steel’s face that lays him out.
Fat- Ass Man helps Rigor Mortis Mortis back into the
ring and Rigor Mortis lays down for the pin….Pearl Hebner
is to busy holding back Chris Cruize to see the potential
pin. So The Coroners take advantage and Fat-Ass Man
comes into kick Shawn Steel around for a little while.
Fat-Ass Man leaves the ring just as Hebner turns around.
Jerry Clawler- Forget it this one is over. They cheat
so much that it isn’t even funny any more how the fans
like them I will never know. Rigor Mortis Mortis picks
up Shawn Steel and walks him over to his partner. Still
holding onto Shawn, Rigor Mortis tags in Fat-Ass Man
and Fat-Ass Man delivers a punch to the mid section.
Fat-Ass Man whips Shawn into the opposing corner where
Chris Cruize is waiting. Fat-Ass Man is close behind
and is going for the Fat-Ass Press but just as he gets
there he is met with a drop kick off the top rope from
Chris Cruize. Fat-Ass Man falls down and now Shawn Steel
climbs to the top rope and executes a frog splash on
Fat-Ass Man.
Kevin Belly- Jesus where do these guys get this super
human strength. They are on fire and really show some
promise.
Chris is back on his feet and lands a leg drop. Shawn
is now up and performs a soccer kick to the skull of
Fat-Ass Man. Rigor Mortis Mortis unleashes a chilling
roar and System of Destruction both jump out of the
ring as Rigor Mortis runs towards them. They get back
in the ring and Hebner has no clue who the legal man
is so Chris Cruize goes in. Fat-Ass Man is bruised but
not beaten and is ready for some more.
Jerry Clawler- Fat-Ass Man is a bull. You cant stop
him. System of Destruction better blow up or they are
gonna lose.
Chris runs towards Fat-Ass Man and attempts a missile
drop kick but Fat-Ass Man just swats him away. Chris
lands harshly on his back and is in obvious pain. Fat-Ass
Man tags in his partner and slowly climbs back to the
apron as Rigor Mortis Mortis runs right to Chris and
begins choking him. Shawn climbs to the top and launches
himself at Rigor Mortis Mortis with a crazy ass bicycle
kick (don’t ask me how he did it he just did) and it
connects with the side of Rigor’s head knocking him
off of his team mate.
Kevin Belly- Holy shit that was the craziest move I
have ever seen before. The last time I saw something
like that was in The Matrix. These guys are amazing!!
Rigor Mortis rolls in pain as Shawn helps his partner
up. Rigor Mortis has his back to System of Destruction
and doesn’t realize they are running at him. System
of Destruction connect on a double bull-dog. Fat-Ass
Man runs at the partners and takes them out with a clothesline.
They fly head over heels and somehow land on their feet
and each deliver drop kicks to Fat-Ass Man. Rigor Mortis
gets pissed off and lifts both men up with a massive
choke and throws each of them back like 6 feet.
Jerry Clawler- That was amazing this is just an amazing
match strength and toughness vs. speed and endurance.
Kevin Belly- Both teams are awesome at what they do.
Chris tags Shawn who stumbled out onto the apron. Rigor
Mortis doesn’t care about the tag and immediately goes
for Chris. He tosses Chris into the air and lets him
hit the mat. Fat-Ass Man goes after the down Chris and
Rigor Mortis goes to take care of Shawn. Shawn has disappeared
and fans are going wild as they all no where he is.
Rigor Mortis continues to look around like a big goof
and Shawn comes zipping down from the rafters on a zip
cord and Rigor Mortis turns just as Shawn reaches him
and Shawn hit’s a massive kick to the face.
Kevin Belly- The last time I saw that was…..I have never
seen that before how did he go un noticed for so long?
Jerry Clawler- Who cares CWF is the only place for entertainment
of this calibur.
Shawn un hooks himself and drops down a few feet to
the ring. Chris and Fat-Ass Man are back in their corners
now and it is just Rigor Mortis and Shawn in the ring.
Rigor Mortis punches extremely hard into Shawn’s face
and Shawn is knocked out! Rigor Mortis lifts Shawn up
and signals for The Autopsy. He lifts Shawn up and executes
it as Chris looks on in horror. Chris runs over to Shawn,
still on the apron and tags himself in. He kicks Rigor
Mortis all the way out of the ring and as Rigor Mortis
falls out he tags Fat-Ass Man. Chris stands on the apron
pretending not to know about Fat-Ass Man coming up behind
him. At the last second Chris head butts Fat-Ass Man
in the stomach and jumps over the top rope executing
a sun set flip.
Jerry Clawler- ITS OVER! SUN SET FLIP! THIS MATCH IS---OOOHHH
SHIT!
Kevin Belly- It seemed like System of Destruction had
it won but Fat-Ass Man didn’t fall with the sun set
flip.
Fat-Ass Man is sitting on the head of Chris Cruize and
Cruize is lifeless. Pearl Hebner dives down for the
pin…one…two…three. Fat-ass Man and Rigor Mortis climb
into the hearse and take off up the extended ramp. Shawn
goes to the aid of Chris.
Kevin Belly- Damn it System of Destruction was so close
they just couldn’t seal the deal. Hey get em next time
boys you guys showed a lot of heart.
Jerry Clawler- Ya damn right they did. That was the
best challenge for The Coroners yet. System of Destruction
is definitely a force to be reckon with. We’ll be right
back with our sub--main event.
Winner
- The Coroners

Kevin
Belly - Welcome back.
Jerry Clawler - Up next the sub main event.
Kevin Belly - And what a matchup it is looking to be.
But apparently Big Willie Isms is not 100% fit for this
matchup.
Jerry Clawler - I think he will still fight though.
Kevin Belly - Lets see...

Big
Willie Isms
vs Alan Stone
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[
Standard Match ] [ Non
Title ]
The
crowd burst into boo's as 'Watcha Gonna Do' powers round
the arena and Big Willie Isms appears at the top of
the ramp with a sledgehammer. He lifts the sledgehammer
into the air releasing even more boos then walks down
to the ring. He lays his sledgehammer upside the ring
then slides in.
Suddenly 'Bawidabaw' kicks up the speakers and the crowd
boo even louder. Alan Stone appears at the top of the
ramp with the CWF heavyweight title draped over his
shoulder. He flips the fans off then slides into the
ring were he hands Pearl Hebner the title and gets ready.
Kevin Belly - None of these superstars are popular with
the crowd.
Jerry Clawler - Thats right Belly. But i think they
hate Alan Stone the most.
Alan Stone runs over to Big Willie Isms and starts to hammer him
with big right hands. Big Willie Isms starts to retaliate with
huge right hooks of his own and both men are stepping
back and fourth. Suddenly Alan Stone unleashes a killer
right hook sending Big Willie Isms back into the corner. Alan
Stone walks up to him and whips him into the opposite
corner with extreme power.
Kevin Belly - This is gonna hurt Big Willie Isms without a shadow
of a doubt.
Big Willie Isms hits the corner with major impact and bounces
back out. Alan Stone touches the floor with his fingertips
then charges at Big Willie Isms looking for the spear. Big Willie Isms spots
it coming and moves. Alan Stone carries straight on
and his shoulder meest the steel post of the turenbuckle.
Jerry Clawler - That could of really damaged his shoulder.
Kevin Belly - Call an ambulance.
Big Willie Isms peels Alan Stone off the floor and whips him into
the ropes. Alan Stone returns only to be planted to
the floor with a DDT. Big Willie Isms goes for the pin. Pearl
Hebner gets to two and kicks out. Both men climb to
their feet and stare at each other. Big Willie Isms refuses to
be drawn in amnd rns over to Alan Stone were he is slammed
to the canvass with a missile drop kick.
Jerry Clawler - I could of seen that one coming.
Alan Stone sees the advantage then bounces off the ropes.
As he comes back he drives his elbow into the gut of
Big Willie Isms with a powerful elbow drop. Big Willie Isms rolls around
in pain as Alan Stone starts to stamp on him.
Kevin Belly - It is looking down for Isms at the moment.
Jerry Clawler - I'm sure either Monoxide Child or Prez
Perkz will soon sort that out.
Alan Stone hoists Big Willie Isms to his feet and whips him into
the ropes. Alan Stone follows close behind and clotheslines
him over the top. Alan Stone then follows him under
the bottom rope. Alan Stone lifts Big Willie Isms to his feet
and the tie up. Big Willie Isms comes out on top and whips Alan
Stone into the steel steps. Alan Stone hits the steps
and trips over holding his shins.
Jerry Clawler - Get back in the ring. This is not a
hardcore match.
Big Willie Isms peels Alan Stone off the concrete flooring and
starts to hammer his head off the guardrail. The crowd
dive back trying not to get involved. Big Willie Isms then slides
Alan Stone back into the ring and heads to the top rope.
As Alan Stone climbs to his feet Big Willie Isms executes a drop
kick from the top rope.
Kevin Belly - High flying manuever !!
Big Willie Isms then start to taunt the crowd. They begin to boo
real loud as Alan Stone climbs back to his feet. He
spins Big Willie Isms round and they hook up. Big Willie Isms comes out
on top and whips Alan Stone into ropes. Sadly Pearl
Hebner is standing in the way and he gets KO'ed. And
Alan Stone comes charging back and executes a powerful
clothesline knocking Isms to the floor.
Jerry Clawler - We dont have a referee.
Kevin Belly - Hebner is out cold !!
Alan Stone starts to stamp on Big Willie Isms's injured leg and
Isms begins to roll around in agony. Alan Stone gets
a better idea and heads outside the ring. He lifts Big Willie Isms'
sledgehammer up and slides into the ring with it.
Kevin Belly - Fuck me... No matter how much i hate Isms
theres no-need for this.
Alan Stone lifts the sledghammer way up in the air then
slams it down on Isms' bad leg. He repeaatedly slams
the sledeghammer on his leg occasionaly missing and
hitting him in the stomach. Big Willie Isms rolls around in pain
as Alan Stone is slamming the sledehammer into his leg.
Jerry Clawler - Big Willie Isms is out for Unleashed now.
Kevin Belly - Thats what Alan Stone is doing. Eliminating
his opponent.
Suddenly the titantron bursts into life and Prez Perkz
is telling Monoxide Child to go and help Isms. As Monoxide
Child leaves the locker room all of Unholy Alliance
begin to lay into him. Then Soul Collector steps into
the locker room and grabs Prez Perkz. He hoists him
up high and slams him to the concrete floor with a SOUL
COLLECTOR.
Kevin Belly - Well Monoxide Child or Prez Perkz aint
interfering.
Jerry Clawler - Someone help Isms.
By now Alan Stone has lifted Isms to his feet and is
executing THE STONE COLD on him. He lifts him to his
feet and executes another one. Suddenly 'Paranoid' hits
the PA system and the crowd go quite.
Kevin Belly - Who the fuck is this?
Suddenly a figure comes running through the crowd and
the fans start to boo as they know who it is. The man
slides into the ring and starts to unravel some big
right hands on Alan Stone.
Jerry Clawler - Its Its its.... Demon !!!!!
Demon then lifts Alan Stone up into the air with both
hands wrapped tightly round his throat and slams him
to the canvass with a DEMON SLAM. Demon then leaves
the arena and Leaves both Big Willie Isms and Alan Stone lieing
helpless in the ring.
Winner
- No Result

Jim
Goss - Welcome back.
Jerry Clawler - We just witnessed the return of Demon.
Jim Goss - And what a time for him to come back.
Jerry Clawler - But as one great superstar returns one
is injured. Will Big Willie Isms be back in wrestling in three
weeks time? We'll have to wait and see. I hope so...
Jim Goss - But now its time for the last match of the
night.

Truly
A. Mazing vs Mr.
Late Nite
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[
Standard Match ] [ Non
Title ]
The
crowd go wild as 'Money Aint A Thing' rocks through
the PA system and Truly A. Mazing appears at the top
of the ramp. He walks down the ramp tagging several
hands then slides into the ring were he hits all four
corners then waits for Mr Late Nite.
'Sweet Dreams' echos round the arena as M_L_N makes
his way to the ring. He flexes his muscles to the crowd
and they give off a loud mixed reaction. He circles
the ring then slides in as his music stops. Pearl Hebner
checks his boots then the bell rings.
Jerry Clawler - There are many rumours of M_L_N joining
forces with The Unholy Alliance.
Kevin Belly - Well if he does The Revolution can kiss
their ass' goodbye.
M_L_N and T_A_M circle each other before jumping together
and locking up. M_L_N wins the tie and sends T_A_M into
the ropes. T_A_M comes running back but gets slammed
to the canvass as M_L_N executes a sidewalk slam. M_L_N
hooks T_A_M's leg and goes for the pin. Pearl Hebner
gets to Two and T_A_M lifts his shoulder.
Jerry Clawler - Ohh so close.
M_L_N hoists T_A_M to his feet and whips him into the
corner. He then follows behind and executes a frog splash.
T_A_M staggers into the centre of then ring and M_L_N
executes a bulldog driving T_A_M's face into the canvass.
Kevin Belly - Nasty move their.
Jerry Clawler - Blood is coming from T_A_M's nose.
M_L_N peels T_A_M off the canvass and lifts him into
the air. The crowd all boo as he drops T_A_M to his
side with a gorrila press slam. M_L_N then runs off
the ropes and executes a leg drop on T_A_M on his return
journey. T_A_M rolls about in pain as M_L_N heads to
the top rope.
Kevin Belly - More high flying action.
The crowd boo as M_L_N throws his hands into the air.
and dives off the top rope. T_A_M sticks his boot in
the air and it meets with M_L_N's jaw sending him to
the deck.T_A_M then climbs to his feet and gets M_L_N
in a sharpshooter. Pearl Hebner continuely asks M_L_N
if he gives in and he keeps refusing.
Jerry Clawler - He cant take much more of this insane
punishment from T_A_M.
Kevin Belly - Calm down Clawler its only a Sharpshooter,
T_A_M applies more pressure as M_L_N is stretching for
the ropes. He makes one final hoists and latches onto
the ropes. Pearl Hebner calls for the break and T_A_M
follows the rules. T_A_M lifts M_L_N to his feet and
start to punch him into the corner. He then climbs to
the second rope and gives M_L_N some close jabds to
the forehead.
Jerry Clawler - This could give him braindamage.
Then M_L_N throws him back into the centre of the ring
and climbs to the second rope. He executes an axe handle
smash on T_A_M then goes for the pin. T_A_M kicks out
on the two count and M_L_N punches the canvass in anger.
Kevin Belly - He wants this victory real bad.
Both me climb to their feet and stare into each others
eyes. The crowd go quite and the tension mounts. When
suddenly the arena is dimmed into darkness. 'Ministry'
blows through the sound system as the lights come back
on and Soul Collector is in the ring.
Jerry Clawler - Hes here to help M_L_N.
Soul Collector grabs M_L_N and executes a SOUL COLLECTOR
on him.
Kevin Belly - No hes here to help T_A_M.
Soul Collector grabs T_A_M and executes a SOUL COLLECTOR
on him. Suddenly Prez Perkz and Monoxide Child appear
at the top of the ramp. Prez Perks slides M_L_N out
of the ring as Monoxide Child squares up to Soul Collector.
Suddenly M_L_N darts back in the ring and Monoxide Child
and him execute a double powerbomb on Soul Collector.
Jerry Clawler - Mr. Late Nite has joined forces with
The Revolution.
'Whats the Difference' hits the PA system and The Revolution
leave the arena. Suddenly T_A_M climbs to his feet and
starts to stamp on Soul Collector. As the rest of Unholy
Alliance come running out. They slide in the ring as
Boo, Mr. and Ice Jones come running down.
Kevin Belly - Another brawl !!
Unholy Alliance and Phillys most Wanted are all brawling
in the ring as the titantron bursts into life and Monoxide
Child is on their laughing.
Jerry Clawler - Well as we are already like half an
hour overtime i think we better say goodnight and tune
into Backdraft this Wednesday !!
The show goes off air wit Soul Collector and T_A_M exchanges
punches and Mr. and Boo taking on Ringmaster and Deathrow
as Satan takes on Ice Jones. The CWF Copyright logo
spins inb the lower left and an 'UNLEASHED' promo kicks
in.
[
End
of Show ]
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