The crowd all push to the side of the bar as Mr. walks through the door. The Freak gulps back his vodka shot and spins round. He hands his Euro title to the bar tender and rises to his feet. Him and Mr. walk right up to each other and look deep into each others eyes. Mr has a determined yet cunning look while The Freak has an Evil and Detirmined look.

Jim Goss - Boy i can feel the tension now.

The Freak picks up a glass bottle and without tempting smashes it clean over Mr.'s head. The crowd in the bar go absolutely wild as Mr.'s head starts to leak of blood and he drops straight to the deck. The Freak laughs manically has he lifts him to his feet.

Jerry Clawler - Mr. is wide open already.

Jim Goss - The Freak has won this already.

The Freak whips Mr. into the bar and Mr. hits the bar at full speed knocking the wind out of him. The Freak walks over to him and spins him round. As Mr. spins round he swings his fist and clobbers The Freak right on the jaw blowing him to the floor. Mr. then pushes a table onto the The Freak followed by loads of glass'.

Jim Goss - I'm on the edge of my seat. This is quality entertainment.

Jerry Clawler - Damn right but has Mr. got what it takes to become the next european champion?

Mr. is stomping on The Freak like theres no-tomorrow as the crowd in the bar chant on. Mr. then walks up to the bar and orders a drink. The bar-man whips it up and pass' it him. Mr. hoists The Freak to his feet and smashes the drink over his head. Amazingly The Freak does not bleed...Just falls to the floor holding his head.

Jim Goss - By the looks of this Mr. has got everything it takes to become a European champion.

Mr. pulls The Freak out of the wreckage on the floor and drags him into the bathroom. He starts to pummel The Freak's head off the rinse-bowls causing his head to crack open. The sink fills of blood as The Freak retaliates. The Freak pulls Mr. back by his hair and lays the nut on him sending him flying into a cubicle.

Jerry Clawler - Good job this isn't a first blood match.

Jim Goss - Yeah, It would have been over long ago.

The Freak rests on the sink gaining his breath then notices Mr. climbing to his feet. Mr. stands up straight inside the cubicle then goes to leave it....But The Freak kicks the cubicle door and it smashes Mr. in the forehead sending him flying back onto the toilet. A smile comes onto The Freak's face as he runs at Mr. then executes a big boot...Mr. slams his head to the side and The Freak kicks the wall. Mr grabs his leg and executes a low blow.

Jim Goss - That could wreck ones love life.

The Freak drops to his kness and Mr climbs to his feet. Mr. grabs The Freak by his hair and takes him back into the main bar area. The crowd cheer as they come back out and Mr. slams The Freak into a bunch of stools. Mr. starts to kick The Freak in the stomach as blood pours from his mouth.

Jerry Clawler - This match is too lethal. Get the officials down there to stop it.

Jim Goss - Theres only one official down there and he cant do a damn thing as its no DQ.

Mr. steps back then runs at The Freak and goes to give him one final blow...But unexpectadly The Freak rolls out the way and Mr. kicks a table. He then grabs his foot and stars hopping about. The Freak walks over to the bar and grabs his cane. As Mr. turns round into The Freak's view he lifts the cane up high and... clobbers it clean over his head. Mr. drops to the floor and The Freak orders a beer.

Jim Goss - Thats the end of the line for Mr.

Jerry Clawler - Tell me about it...They had to hurt.

The Freak necks his beer then just sits there laughing at Mr. The crowd are puzzled and wondering why The Freak dont pin him.The Freak orders another beerm necks it then walks over to Mr. He lifts Mr. to his feet and starts to shout in his face. The Freak then sets him up for the FREAK OFF and the crowd explode into cheers.

Jim Goss - This is were the punishment ends.

The Freak goes to lifts Mr. but Mr. reverses it into a back body drop through a table. Both men fall to the floor and are positioned looking up at the artexed ceiling. They lay motionless for over half an hour when Mr. starts to make a move. He eventualy climbs to his feet and looks down at The Freak. who by now is also climbing to his feet.

Jerry Clawler - Why cant this match just end? These two men have suffered enough...

As The Freak finaly gets to his feet Mr. grabs him by the head and starts to deliver some punches. The Freak then counters with some of his own punches. Mr. starts to get pissed off and pulls out a Glock. The crowd dive to the floor and start screaming and The Freak stands there helpless.

Jim Goss - Dont do it !!!

The Freak - Have you got what it takes ? Are you man enough ? Go on then pull the tRigor Mortisger... See you haven't got the bottle... Your just a little.....

Mr. spins the gun round and whacks The Freak off the forhead with the butt off the gun. The Freak stumbles back through some tables then just collapses into the broken debris of glass and wood. Mr. stands looking at The Freak in total shock of what he just did. He drops the gun then steps over to The Freak.

Jerry Clawer - Well... At least he didn't pull the trigger.

Mr. sinks to his knees then lays over The Freak and Tim Black starts to count. he gets to two and The Freak kicks out. The crowd goes wild as the match continues. Mr. hoists The Freak to his feet and then plants him into a table with a DDT. He instantly lifts him up again and they lockup. The Freak gains the advantage and executes the TENNESSE HELL on him.

Jim Goss - What a deadly move.

Mr. manages to break free and the match goes on. Mr. snaps a leg off a table and starts to swing at The Freak with it. The Freak ducks and weaves with the little energy he has left. He starts to slow down then Mr. catchs him off gaurd. Mr. slams the stick beside his face and The Freak hold his face in awe. The Freak starts to knee Mr. in the gut and forces him back into the bar.

Jim Goss - Well i have been commentating for 15 years and this has got to be the most enduring matchup i have seen.

Jerry Clawler - Damn right these two have been through hell and back already.

Mr. pushs The Freak back then lays him in the face with a powerful right hook. The Freak holds his face as Mr. runs at him and executes a PHILLILDELPHIA MISSILE kocking him back through a bunch of tables. Mr. then hooks his leg and Tim Black starts to count...One... Two... Three !!

Jerry Clawler - We have a new European Champion !!!

Tim Black hands Mr. the European title. Mr. whips the blood from his forehead then runs outside to the Bentley. Spike Jounz tell him to hop in and he does so. The Bentley goes peeling down the road as the titantron fades to black.

Winner - Mr.

Jim Goss - After almost the longest reign in the CWF The Freak has lost the Euro title.

Jerry Clawler - How long will it be before he has it back around his waist? How long will Mr. hold the title?

Jim Goss - Well i guess people better stay tuned to the CWF and they will find out.

Jerry Clawler - Well up next we got one hell of matchup.

Jim Goss - Yes, Finally, The CWF tag titles are going on the line. In a triple threat table elimination match.

Jerry Clawler - Gee thats a mouthful.

Jim Goss - But before this matchup takes place i hear that the CWF has surprise instal.

Jerry Clawler - And what might that be?

The titantron bursts into life to reveal Michael Coal standing outside a locker room, This locker room looks new to the CWF and everyones attentions grows as the tron zooms in.

Jerry Clawler - Coal, what the hell are you doing by that locker room? do you even know who the hell is in that locker room?

Michael Coal - Of course. it has been in the work for weeks, only to finally reveal itself tonight. Jerry, Jim, i present to you the newest stable in the Cwf,
Anarchy.

Michael Coal lightly raps on the door.

Michael Coal - you guys can come out now.

Jim Goss - now i know that psycho and true evil have been involved with this, they've been preaching about it all the damn time. but who else can it be?

True Evil - well goss, how about i show you the newest members of my Anarchist movement.

Bone breaker steps out.

Jerry Clawler - what the hell? i knew these guys were friends but, it just doesn't make sense.

Slayer steps out a minute later

Jerry Clawler - now this is really starting to get strange, he must of brainwashed these two.

True Evil - sorry jerry, these guys came into this stable under their own free will. they heard the calling for this movement and just had to join. and if you're shocked now, wait till you see our last member.

A man walks out in a hooded monk's robe. evil rips off the robe.

Jim Goss - TWIZTID!!!! now i know he's brainwashed these guys into believing him.

Bone breaker breaks into laughter at the remark.

Bone Breaker - Listen this man is a visionary, he sees the future of this fed as a dark and gloomy battlefield, he knows that someone has to lead an army into the war.

Slayer - Everyone in this world is a solider. they just need a man to lead them.

Michael Coal - Do you guys seriously think that a group like you can take on the great wrestlers in this fed?

Twiztid - of cousre. this is the beginning of the war, but we're gonna be the ones making the first move.

True Evil - listen, the rumors, the specualations, they're all true. this is a group that will shake the very foundation of this fed down to the ground.

Psycho - The war has finally begun.

Suddenly 'proposition fuck you' hits the PA system.

Psycho - oh shit, we gotta go

True Evil and Psycho leave.

Twiztid - Know onto more important matters. Phillys Most Wanted know Anarchy is officialy in business you can count your stable days over. We are here to destroy you and bring in the new laws. So Philly, Dont mess with success...Or you will be messing with...Anarchy.

The Coroners vs. Phillys Most Wanted vs. True Evil & Psycho

[ Table Match ] [ Tag Team Titles ]

The tron fades out and in the arena True Evil and Psycho are at the top of the ramp. The crowd go wild as they make their way to the ring.They circle the ring examining the tables before sliding under the ropes and hitting the corners causing the crowd to cheer even more. Their music dies and they stand still waiting and observing.

As 'Emergency 911' blasts through the speakers and The Coroners can be seen at the top of the ramp. Fat Ass Man slaps his cheeks then they begin to walk down the ramp. The crowd give off a mixed reaction as they walk by.Fat Ass Man steps through the ropes and Rigor Mortis steps over them.The Coroners eye up True Evil and Psycho and laugh.

Then 'Money Aint A Thing' rocks through the sound system and Boo appears at the top of the ramp. The crowd go wild but some laugh as he heads into the battle partner-less. He boosts down the ramp tagging fed hands then slides into the ring. His opponents watch on as he hits the four posts and the crowd go wild.

Jim Goss - This is going to be a hard match for Boo not having a partner.

Rigor Mortis and True Evil leave the ring as the bell dings. Boo, Fat Ass Man and Psycho all circle each other fully concentrated. All three men lockup (Dont ask me how) and Fat Ass Man knees them both to the head and they both stumble backwards. Psycho and Boo start punching the big man and he starts to step back towards the corner.

Jerry Clawler - Fat Ass Man definatly has the weight advantage here.

Jim Goss - ...The bigger they are the harder they fall.

As Fat Ass Man reaches the corner he retaliates. He grabs Psycho and lays a strong headbutt on him knocking him to the floor then grabs Boo and executes a double arm DDT on him. Fat Ass Man then tags in Rigor Mortis and they double team Psycho. Fat Ass Man whips him off the ropes and on his return they execute a double clothesline slamming Psycho to the deck.

Jim Goss - The new tag team here in the CWF are proving superior.

Fat Ass Man leaves the ring as Rigor Mortis lifts up Psycho. Psycho executes a low blow on him and Boo comes running in and executes a bicycle kick planting him into the canvass. Boo rises to his feet and Psycho pushes him. Boo spins round and walks straight up to Psycho. He whips Psycho off the ropes and executes a an overhead belly-to-belly on his return. Psycho lands on Rigor Mortis and knocks every last ounce of air out of him.

Jerry Clawler - Rigor Mortis might be big bug that knocked the stuffing out of him.

Jim Goss - Indeeeeeed.

Boo climbs to the top rope as Psycho and Rigor Mortis climb to their feet. Boo jumps off and both men catch him by the throat. They lift him and and slam him to the ground.

Jim Goss - Double chokeslam !!

Boo hits the canvass with force and starts to jig about on the floor. Rigor Mortis realises he has just worked with Psycho the turns to him. Psycho runs to the ropes and taps True Evil in his shoulder. True Evil steps through the ropes and walks up to Rigor Mortis. He unleashes a set of pounding punches to the stomach of Rigor Mortis but Rigor Mortis just laughs it off.

Jerry Clawler - You have got to use stronger moves than that if you want to take down the mighty Rigor Mortis.

True Evil gives him one final blow then runs off the ropes. He comes running back then executes a flying elbow which sends Rigor Mortis a little off balance. Just then Boo rolls behind Rigor Mortis and True Evil notices. True Evil walks up to Rigor Mortis and pokes him in the chest. Rigor Mortis trips over Boo and hits the canvass. Dust shoots from under the ring and the big man is down.

Jim Goss - Tactics...Now thats what i like to see.

Jerry Clawler - But it has to come down to the crunch sooner or later.

Whilst Boo is still down True Evil runs up to him and kicks him in the stomach. Boo tries to roll out the way but it makes matters worse as True Evil starts to stomp on him. Meanwhile Rigor Mortis has reached his corner and managed to tag Fat Ass Man back in. Fat Ass Man stands tall behind True Evil then taps him on the shoulder.

Jim Goss - Watch out !!!

True Evil spins round and Fat Ass Man grabs him into a bear hug. True Evil is almost dying of the pain when Boo gives Fat Ass Man a low blow then grabs True Evil and executes a pump handle slam on him. Boo is not a time waster and he instantly picks True Evil back up. He whips True Evil off the ropes and as he comes back executes a side-walk-slam on him. Fat Ass Man has regained his manhood now and he slaps Boo across the chest.

Jerry Clawler - Woo a slap like that is NOt what you call a bitch slap.

Jim Goss - Damn right that would knock you into next week.

Jerry Clawler - And you would just stand there wouldn't you? And take it like Soul Collector? Huuh yeah right...

Fat Ass Man calls for the tables and Rigor Mortis slides one in. Fat Ass Man sets up the table as Boo gets to work on True Evil. Boo backs True Evil into the corner then climbs the second rope and starts digging him to the forehead. Fat Ass Man sets up the table then walks over to the corner. He rips Boo of of True Evil and grabs True Evil. He whips True Evil off the ropes and as he comes back lifts him into the air.

Jim Goss - Count True Evil out.

He goes to slam him through the table but Psycho comes hurdling into the ring and spears the big man. He falls like a tun of bricks and True Evil comes down with him. Boo laughs at this wreckage then walks over to it and starts kicking everyone. Pearl Hebner manages to pull Psycho from the wreckage and direct him back outside.

Jerry Clawler - Sheesh Hebner sure has got a hard job in their.

Boo hoists True Evil to his feet and slams him towards the ropes. True Evil comes charging back with extreme speed. Boo lengthens his arm but True Evil ducks it and bounces off the opposing ropes. He comes running back again and Boo lifts him high in the air. he spins around and slams him through the table with the PHILLY LOWDOWN.

Jim Goss - True Evil is OUT.

Jerry Clawler - He still gets to fight though. Its this damn rule Prez Perkz incorparated. If your put through the table your classed as out but your team never leaves the ring. So that team can still have an impact on the result.

Jim Goss - [Under His Breath] Damn Prez.

True Evil rolls about on the floor as Fat Ass Man climbs to his feet and grabs Boo from behind. He lifts him by the back of his neck and executes an ...... Inverted Chokeslam !!!

Jim Goss - [Spitting out his water] What the fuck !! Aww that had got to of hurt.

True Evil, Psycho and even Rigor Mortis watch in total amazement as Boo lays still on the mat holding his face. Fat Ass Man has a big smile on his face knowing that was a very dangerous move right there. Fat Ass Man then tags in Rigor Mortis and he walks straight over to the injured Boo and lifts him to his feet. Fat Ass Man sets a table up outside as Rigor Mortis drags him to the side of the ring.

Jerry Clawler - Oo oo this is looking nasty.

Rigor Mortis lifts Boo over 10 foot in their then slams him through the table OUTSIDE with THE INVESTIGATION. As 'Whoa' rocks the arena and the crowd go wild and start chanting Whoa. Suddenly Mr. comes clambering through the crowd with his Euro title over his shoulder. He throws his title over to the annoucers table and pounces on Fat Ass Man outside.

Jim Goss - Mr. is here...Lets get ready for a Philly Style Rumble !!!

Mr. hits Fat Ass Man repeatedly with lefts and rights until Rigor Mortis exits the ring and pulls him off. Rigor Mortis slides him into the ring and follows. Rigor Mortis starts to punch Mr. but Mr. retaliates with some unexpected punches knocking him back into the ropes. Meanwhile Boo is outside setting up another table. Mr. punches Rigor Mortis right back to the ropes then throws one more punch that knocks him clean over.

Jerry Clawler - Man Mr. is all bandaged up and he still manages to make it here and kick some ass.

As Rigor Mortis climbs back to the apron Boo slides the table behind him outside. Then Mr. charges off the opposite ropes and goes booting towards Rigor Mortis. A look or Fear springs to Rigor Mortisors face as Mr. executes the PHILLADELPHIA MISSILE knocking him off the apron and through the table.

Jim Goss - Man this is starting to narrow down now.

Already True Evil has tagged in Psycho and is setting up two tables at the other side of the ring. He sets them one on top of the other and Fat Ass Man has set up one table in the centre of the ring. Mr. runs towards Fat Ass Man and tries to execute a flying clothesline but Fat Ass Man does not budge. Fat Ass Man then lifts Mr. to his feet and whips him into the corner. Mr. sinks to the floor and a smile flurrish's to Fat Ass Man's face.

Jerry Clawler - Ohh no i can see whats up next.

Fat Ass Man taps his cheeks and backs up into Mr. He rubs his big fat cheeks in Mr.'s face and half the crowd throw up. Fat Ass Man then steps forward and Mr. is sitting there not moving. Psycho comes charging At Fat Ass Man but Fat Ass Man spins round lifts him up and....slams him through the table with a Gorilla Press Slam.

Jim Goss - [In a high monotone voice]its down to two teams !!!

Jerry Clawler - Man, Have your balls dropped yet?

Jim Goss - ....maybe..

Jerry Clawler - Haahaa..Anway this seems to have turned into a tornado match as no-order is being restricted now what so-ever.

Outside the ring Boo placed Rigor Mortis on top of the two tables. and Mr is ascending to the top rope. Just then un-noticed to the crowd Twiztid and Slayer come running down to the ring. Twiztid slams his hand on the top rope causing Mr to fall and slam his bollocks on the turnbuckle and Slayer has grabbed Boo and executed a SLAYER BOMB on him. They then run off back up the ramp and The Coroners watch in amazement.

Jim Goss - Phillys Most Wanted had that won !!

Then Rigor Mortis slides Boo on top of the two tables and Fat Ass Man climbs the top rope. Fat Ass Man spins round so his rear is facing outside then jumps backwards slamming Boo through both tables and claiming The Coroners the CWF tag team titles on their debut.

Psycho and True Evil are beating on Mr. at opposite side of the ring as Ringor Mortis helps Fat Ass Man to his feet and pearl Hebner hands them the titles.

Jim Goss - This match will surely go down in CWF history.

Jerry Clawler - The Coroners are the FIRST ever tag team champs....Man it felt good to say that.

Winners - The Coroners

Jim Goss - So The Coroners are the first ever CWF tag champs...they are entering the rumble... And they get to choose who their opponents are at Backdraft this Wednesday.

Jerry Clawler - rightio. But i still cant believe that Phillys Most Wanted got screwed by the newly formed Anarchy. This is just the beginning of a long hell. I can see it now.

Jim Goss - I'm sure you can Jerry but i can see more important things.

Jerry Clawler - Whats that ?

Jim Goss - Look on the titantron.

The scene opens backstage. The camera moves slowly down a hall then turns. Walking straight toward the camera is Titan in his wrestling gear. Titan has a serious look on his face. Titan sees the camera but ignores it. The cameraman stops Titan before he could get past.

Titan - What?!

Cameraman - We wanted an interview with you.

Titan - I am getting ready for the biggest match of my life and you want to ask me questions. Did you actually think I would be happy to answer any of your questions?

Cameraman - Yeah but that is beside the point. We need an interview from you. Anyways I have heard that having an interview before your match really calms you down.

Titan - Yeah......right.

Cameraman - I am serious.

Titan - Ok fine but I am going to kick your fat butt if I am not calmed down after.

Cameraman - O..........Ok.

Titan - Well don't just sit there and stutter. Ask me questions.

Cameraman - Sorry. What are your feelings on your match against Monoxide Child and Crow?

Titan - Well if you had been listening I said that this is the biggest match of my life. I am nervous. I want that IC title so bad but I have yet to be able to get it. This is my chance to get it. I just have to beat Monoxide Child and Crow and I will get the title. The only person I will have trouble with is Monoxide Child and thats it. Well this time I hope it won't turn out like it did last time.

Cameraman - Yeah hopefully. Was that kind of heart breaking knowing that you had to face Monoxide Child and Crow at the PPV instead of just facing Crow?

Titan - Of course it was heartbreaking. I made this match harder on myself because I couldn't finish Monoxide Child off. I mean I hit my finisher on him for crying out loud. I had that match won but I made the mistake of not just throwing him over the ropes.

Cameraman - I would have to agree that it was a mistake but you learned from your mistake and hopefully you can do better next time.

Titan - I will do better this time. I have been waiting for this match and I will not let it pass by me now. This is the last time I am going to even try and win the title. If I don't win here then I will stop going for the title. That is why I am going to go in there and do my best and if my best isn't good enough then to bad for me.

Cameraman - Yeah. Well what are your thoughts on the Rumble?

Titan - I won't even care about the rumble if I win the IC title. The rumble is in the back of my mind right now. So don't bring it foward. I don't need the pressure of two matches right now. I just want to look at the IC match right now. So if you don't mind stepping out of the way because........

Titan pulls a pager out of his pocket.

Titan - You have just made me pretty late for my match.

Cameraman - Oh I am sorry.

Titan - Well.......

Titan grabs the cameraman hits his face against the wall.

Titan - Apology accepted.

Titans boot can be seen as the titantron fades to darkness.

Monoxide Child vs. Titan vs. The Crow

[ Triple Threat ] [ Intercontinental Title ]

The crowd boo wildly as an errie green glow fills the arena and 'Manaic Killa' rocks through the PA system. The lights flicker on and off then Monoxide Child can be seen at the top of the ramp with Maria. He holds his axe up in the air as he walks down the ramp. He lays his axe alongside the ring and slides in. He starts shouting abuse at the crowd as his music cames to a halt.

Then red fireworks shoot across the arena and titan can be seen at the top of the ramp. He flips off the fans as they boo him and proceeds to the ring. He peers at Monoxide Child's axe before entering the ring and staring at the evil one. They start to circle each other as they await the dark warior.

Suddenly the arena dims into darkness and a quite 'mmmm' can be heard. Suddenly silver fireworks blast across the ring and a loud rev echos through arena as 'One' hits the PA system and the dark warrior 'The Crow' comes peeling down the ramp on his motorbike. He circles the ring then parks it at the ramp were he steps off, Glances at his opponents and laughs before sliding into the ring.

Jim Goss - Whos the cocky one ?

Jerry Clawler - Shut up Goss before he comes and beats us to a shrimp.

The Crow unfastens the IC title from his waist and hands it to pearl Hebner. Monoxide Child only has to see the title and his blood starts to rush. He runs at The Crow and smashes him to the floor with a clothesline from hell. Then turns to Titan and swings a left hook, Titan ducks it and executes a belly-to-back suplex.

Jim Goss - Well...this match is well underway now.

Jerry Clawler - But will it live up to the expectations of the last two matches?

Titan lifts The Crow to his feet and whips him into the ropes. The Crow comes charging back and slams Titan into a sleeper hold. Monoxide Child rises to his feet and spots the situation. He ponders what to do before walking up to the men and executing a double scoop slam. Monoxide Child then bounces off the ropes and lifts his leg into the air...Elbow drop. (hehe peoples elbow).

Jim Goss - Hmmm that little manuever there looked a wee Fat Ass Maniliar.

Monoxide Child lifts Titan to his feet and they hook up. Titan gets the advantage and plants Monoxide Child to the floor with a reverse ddt. Un-expectedly Monoxide Child jumps straight back to his feet and pushs Titan back. Titan responds with a firece push of his own just about nudging Monoxide Child. At this time The Crow climbs to his feet and push's them both. Monoxide Child then right hooks Titan and left hooks The Crow sending them both to the floor.

Jerry Clawler - Monoxide Child is on top form today.

Jim Goss - But can he keep it up right till the end of the matchup?

Monoxide Child goes for the pin on Titan but Hebner only gets to the two count as The Crow breaks the pin. The Crow then lifts Monoxide Child to his feet and whips him off the ropes following close behind. Monoxide Child flies to the outside of the ring as The Crow slams him over with an energetic clothesline. But follows on seconds later as Titan blows The Crow over with an heel kick.

Jim Goss - They are miving the action out here.

Jerry Clawler - Cool.

Titan slides out and grabs The Crow by his hair. He then whips him into the steel steps were he goes tumbling over them with very bruised shins.Titan then runs at the steps runs up them, Jumps off them and executes a flying headbutt on The Crow who is lying on the concrete. Monoxide Child then rises to his feet and walks around to were these guys are present.

Jim Goss - What a manuever there by Titan.

Meanwhile Maria is distracting the ref as Monoxide Child picks up his axe. He lifts his axe up into the air and...swings it... Titan rolls out the way and The Crow ducks. It skims the fans and smash's into the concrete flooring. Thus sending a very sharp pain through Monoxide Child's arms. Titan spots the advantage and executes a full nelson slam on Monoxide Child then slides back into the ring. The Crow lifts Monoxide Child to his feet and slides him in the ring then follows close behind.

Jim Goss - I'm glad their back in the ring.

Jerry Clawler - It was getting dangerous out there.

As The Crow slides in he gets met with some fierce stomps off Titan. Titan then lifts Monoxide Child to his feet but gets surprised when Monoxide Child slaps him and executes a spinebuster followed by a pin. Hebner gets to two and the count is broke yet again by the IC champ. Monoxide Child punches the mat in total anger and flips to his feet.

Jim Goss - Ahh ohh he is pissed now.

Monoxide Child grabs The Crow and whams him into the corner. He then runs towards the corner and slams The Crow against the post with a blinding clothesline.. The Crow slides down the post and Monoxide Child starts kicking him. Then Titan taps Monoxide Child on the shoulder and as he spins round he slams the TITANHAMMER on him. The goes for the pin...

Jerry Clawler - Titan is the new IC champion !!

Pearl Hebner dives to the floor and counts one... two... thr... Monoxide Child kicks out in the dieing seconds and Titan looks totally amazed. Titan starts kicking Monoxide Child in the face... Monoxide Child trys to roll out the way but Titan is on a mission. Titan stomps and kicks...He is giving Monoxide Child all he has when. The Crow climbs to his feet and looks over.

Jim Goss - What is The Crow gonna do?

The Crow measures Titan up then runs over to him and plants him to the canvass with a storming spear. Titan hits the floor with impact and The Crow starts giving him some serious digs to the face. Monoxide Child climbs to his feet and evaluates the situation. He runs off the ropes then towards The Crow. He jumps through the air and lands on his shoulders jolting the upper part of The Crow's body forward (if ya get what i mean' IT IS PAINFUL').

Jim Goss - Ahh that has got to hurt.

Jerry Clawler - Well if your bending a joint in the opposite direction to what it should go then it is gonna hurt.

Monoxide Child gets off The Crow and lifts Titan to his feet. He executes a MONOXIDE SPIKE on Titan followed by a pin. Pearl Hebner slides on the floor. Pearl Hebner slams the floor three times and Monoxide Child jumps up in total shock.

Jim Goss - We have a new IC Champ !!!

Monoxide Child claims the title then slides outside the ring. He grabs his axe and collects Maria then they leave the arena to ' Maniac Killa'. Suddenly The Crow climbs to his feet. He points at Titan as if to say 'Its your fault' Then he lifts him up into the air and slams him into the canvass with a DEATH DROP.

Jerry Clawler - Man The Crow is pissed off.

The Crow slides outside the ring, Starts up his motorbike and leaves the arena to 'One' with one hell of a pissed off look on his face.

Jim Goss - Join us after this short commercial.

Winner - Monoxide Child

Jim Goss - Welcome back.

Jerry Clawler - We have just witnessed one hell of a three way match which pitted three of the CWF's top superstars. Monoxide Child managed to come out on top.

Jim Goss - And The Crow was very pissed at then end of the match.

Jerry Clawler - But Titan seems to be Monoxide Childs man rival as The Crow wnats world now.

Jim Goss - Anyway..Time has passed and now we are onto the final match before the rumble.

Jerry Clawler - Yes ladies and gentlemen the CWF heavyweight title match is...NOW.

Alan Stone vs. Soul Collector

[ Hell In A Cell ] [ Heavyweight Title ]

A certain myst fills the arena as the cell is lowered into place and anchored to the floor. Then all goes quite as a single green firework shoots across the arena then a green explosions erupts at the top of the ramp and Alan Stones music blares through the PA system. He appears at the top of the ramp in his normal attire looking very focused and nervous. He slowly walks down to the ring. He test the door of the cage before steppoing in and sliding into the ring.

Then.. the arena dims into darkness all except a little blue flame at the top of the ramp. This flame turns to an explosion as 'Ministry' rocks the sound system and Soul Collector fades into the top of the ramp. The lights fade back in as he descends the ramp. He rattles the cell before entering and stepping over the ropes. He climbs to the second rope and raises the title in the air and the crowd go wild.

Jim Clawler - Well lets get this match underway.

Soul Collector hands the official his trench coat and his world title then focuses completly on Alan Stone. He circles Alan Stone Psyching him out. Before charging at him and locking up. Alan Stone gets the upper hand and whips Soul Collector towards the ropes. Soul Collector comes running back and ducks the extended armof Soul Collector. Alan Stone bounces off the opposing rope then smashes Soul Collector to the floor with a forearm smash.

Jim Goss - You dont see that move everyday.

Soul Collector flips straght back up *seemingly* uninjured. They hook up yet again but Soul Collector gets the upper hand this time and whips Alan Stone into the corner. Alan Stone hits the turnbuckle with force and comes stumbling back out. Soul Collector slams him to the floor with a clothesline. Soul Collector lifts him instantly back to his feet and plants him to the deck with a double underhook ddt. Soul Collector tops it of with a pin.

Jerry Clawler - Soul Collector wants this over quick-time.

Pearl Hebner starts the count but gets cut short at 2 when Soul Collector kicks out. Both men climb to their feet and start exchanging punches. Soul Collector starts to strengthen his punches forcing Alan Stone back into the corner. Soul Collector then sets Alan Stone's legs up on the ropes and kicks him in the mid-section. Alan Stone falls to the floor holding his crown-jewels.

Jim Goss - Damn that was un-called for.

Jerry Clawler - If he did that to me i would show him.

Jim Goss - I'm sure you would Claw.

Alan Stone hops around holding his mid-section and Soul Collector measures him up. As he spins round Soul Collector grasps him round the throat. Alan Stone waves his arms in terror and Soul Collector lifts him 10 foot in the air. Then slams him to the canvass. Soul Collector laughs deminominacly as Alan Stone rolls about in pain. Then to make matters worse Soul Collector starts to stamp on the injured Alan Stone.

Jim Goss - Soul Collector is sick bastard.

Jerry Clawler - Hes only getting revenge.

Soul Collector hoists Alan Stone back to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Alan Stone comes pelting back and recieves a belly-to-belly suplex sending him over the top rope and out onto the concrete.

Jim Goss - What power by Soul Collector.

Alan Stone thinks hes cocky climbing back to his feet but Soul Collector runs towards the ropes and executes a baseball slide knocking Alan Stone back to the floor. Soul Collector slides outside the ring and lifts Alan Stone to his feet by his hiar. He then starts pelting Alan Stone's head off the side off the cell. After recieving ample treatment Alan Stone returns the favour but twice as hard as he uses two hands to slam Soul Collector's face into the steel structure.

Jerry Clawler - My god this is getting out of hand.

Jim Goss - Calm down...What about the bar room brawl? Nothing will EVER top that.

Jerry Clawler nods in agreement as Alan Stone stops punishing Soul Collector. Instead he takes a step back and launches him threw the cell breaking the structure open.

Jim Goss - Hell... Are you sure that there wasn't a loose screw there?

Jerry Clawler - Nope it was checked by offical people.

Jim Goss - And who might these officials be ?

Jerry Clawler - Me and Coal.

Jim Goss - I rest my case.

Meanwhile outside the cell. Alan Stone is now bashing Soul Collector's head off the guardrail. Soul Collector begins to bleed as Alan Stone double handly continues to smash. Suddenly Soul Collector lets out a loud roar , picks Alan Stone up and piledrivers him on the concrete floor. Both men now lie motionless on the floor.

Jim Goss - Wow Soul Collector had a sudden energy rush.

About ten minutes later Soul Collector begins to climb to his feet. After he gets to his feet he begins to ascend the cell. Once he gets to the top he starts laughing. Alan Stone staggers to his feet shocked at what happened to him to see Soul Collector at the top of the structure taunting him and laughing. Alan Stone does not find this funny and suddenly starts to climb the cage. As he gets to the top Soul Collector goes to lower his boots on his fingers...

Jerry Clawler - Dont do it Soul Collector.

Soul Collector mutters something to Alan Stone like 'I could end your life right here' but then backs off and lets Alan Stone climb to the top. Both men are now on top of the steel cell at opposite ends. they stare across at each other with so much hatred. Then they start to walk towards each other.

Jim Goss - The atmosphere is so thin in here. You could cut it with a knife.

Jerry Clawler - Shut ip with your silly little riddles.

When they get to the middle they start to throw punch after punch at each other. Each punch being stronger than the last one. Both men are weakening each other slowly and surely. Then Alan Stone starts to pick up the pace and forces Soul Collector back. He forces him right to the edge of the cell and starts throwing even harder punches. Soul Collector's one foot lifts into the air and he is barely on the cell.

Jim Goss - Soul Collector is gonna fall.

Somehow Soul Collector manages to block that final blow that would have blown him overboard then Soul Collector picks up the pace and forces Alan Stone back. But as they get to the middle of the cell a loud creek is heard and it starts to buckle. Both men look down in Fear. They look at each other with some much hatred.

Jerry Clawler - Its gonna give !!

The cell buckles...More and MORE. Then just before it buckles Soul Collector grabs Alan Stone. he sets him up and as it buckles executes a SOUL COLLECTOR. They hit the ring in the soul collector position and Alan Stone's head almost crush's under the impact. But the impact was sooo strong that even Soul Collector hasn't got the power to move.

Jim Goss - Soul Collector pin him for crying out loud.

Both men lie in the middle of the ring with a piece of the cell laying on top of them. They both look up eyes wide open but do not move. After a good twenty minutes later both men simultaneusly start to ascend. They reach their feet at near enough the same time but do not attack each other. Just stand and stare.

Jerry Clawler - Hit each other !!

Then the titantron bursts into action. Prez Perkz is on their laughing at Soul Collector.

Prez Perkz - Soul Collector you puny little wimp. You think you have what it takes to compare with Big Willie Isms? Ha.. This Hell In A Cell match has almost retired you like the last one. But almost isn't good enough.

The titantron fades to black and Soul Collector seems to be refreshed. He spins round and Alan Stone executes a STONE COLD on him. then goes for the pin...

Jim Goss - Alan Stone has done it !!

Pearl Hebner counts to three and Alan Stone cant believe he has won. He climbs to his feet and looks around at the capacity crowd. Hebner hands him the title and he raises it. Believe it or not some people actually cheer while others boo. But they are not cheering because they like him. No...It is because he has just survived the most enduring matchup of his life. At Soul Collector's expense. Alan Stone looks at Soul Collector who is still flickering on the floor from the Stone Cold. He straps the title around his waist and leaves the arena. Leaving Soul Collector a living mess in the middle of the ring.

Jerry Clawler - Soul Collector is in the rumble !!

Jim Goss - Well he aint gonna do much now is he ?

Jerry Clawler - Well we have got to hit a commercial now but join us after this short break.

Winner - Alan Stone

Jim Goss - I done believe every title has a new owner.

Jerry Clawler - Well that is one way to put it yes.

Jim Goss - Well it sure seems weird to me...The CWF titles hadn't switched hands in ohh about a month overall..Well the hardcore was over two..but this week every title has switched hands.

Jerry Clawler - Well lets hope the new owners have better luck then eh?

Jim Goss - Whatever...I still cant belive Alan Stone Is Champion.

Jerry Clawler - Neither can he....Or me.

Jim Goss - Oh well..We are now down to tonights main event.

Jerry Clawler - Not only tonights main event but this months main event.

Jim Goss - But first The Heart Throbber has something to get off his chest.

The scene is in the back where Kevin Belly and The Heart Throbber are standing by right before the rumble starts.

Kevin Belly - what do you think about the rumble? I heard it is going to be one hard rumble.

The Heart Throbber: listen up this is going to be a rumble that I will win. I am going in as number thirty. If you think I am going to lose then you is one piece of crap. There may be competition for some of you other freaks but not me. This rumble is going to be one easy win for me to get a shot at the world title at the next pay per view. The Coroners is going to be the first two members to enter the rumble. Fine, it was there idea, then that is cool.

Kevin Belly - well we heard some cruel words from Unknown. Are you afraid of that note he sent you?

The Heart Throbber - are you kidding me? I know he is not going to do anything. He can’t do anything because he sucks ass. If he was better, maybe I would be scared, and why are we talking about this anyways. He is injured right now, who knows when will be the next time we see him. I don’t give if a fuck if I never see him again.

Kevin Belly - how are you planning to win the rumble? Are you going to go hardcore or just you know, just regular?

The Heart Throbber - I will definitely go hardcore, haven’t you heard what I have said before? Remember, you don’t get knocked out unless you get hit over the ropes, so I can go to the second of under the ropes to get some weapons. I have this thing all planned out. I know what to do I have the brains suckers.

Kevin Belly - if you don’t win whom do you think will win?

The Heart Throbber - oh shut up. I will win whether any of you like it or not. As you say that who will be second place? I will have to say my good friend Alan Stone if he doesn’t win the world title if he does then I have to say well, Philly’s Most Wanted is giving a challenge out right now. I am not really sure, dude, what is with the questions?

Kevin Belly - Philly’s Most Wanted eh? Their comments earlier tonight was very entertaining. I just love these guys. Don’t you?

The Heart Throbber - no of course I don’t. Are you stupid? Do you listen to what I say? Anyways, Philly’s Most Wanted isn’t that great anyways I just said whatever popped into my mind. All of you that is going to be in the rumble how did you think about the pizzas that got smashed in your face?

Kevin Belly - I think they are seeking revenge tonight. I don’t get what that proved. That didn’t prove anything to anybody.

The Heart Throbber - well I wanted to humiliate anybody that was going to get in my way. I can’t let anybody get in my way when I enter that rumble. I will do the Heart Stopper on each and every damn one of your Asses. If yah smell la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la what the Throbber is cooking!

Kevin Belly - all right. That was freaky. Anyways, you were cooking pizzas weren’t you hahaha.

Kevin Belly starts laughing at his own joke.

The Heart Throbber - was that supposed to be funny? Because I didn’t think that was very funny, I think that was damn stupid of you to say something like that. Well, all of you that are going to be in the rumble will feel the pain of The Heart Throbber. He is going to go in there and kick some ass. Remember, did everybody book a hospital? I reminded you earlier today in the house show. I hope you did if you know what is good for yah!

Kevin Belly - well, the rumble is about to start dude. We need to get going and you need to get ready for your rumble. Remember that you will appear last in the rumble so don’t come out like at number one.

The Heart Throbber - I am not that stupid now get the hell away.

The Heart Throbber walks away and Kevin Belly walks the other way, as the titantron fades to black and the arena goes all quite.

30 Man Royal Rumble

[ Royal Rumble ] [ Shot At The Heavyweight Title At Unleashed ]

Voice Over - Live From Hong Kong Island the CWF presents 'Rumble In The Bronx'. 30 of the CWF superstars all pitted against each other for a shot at the richest prize n the business. Who will be going to Unleashed in the main event? Who is going to get their Fat Ass Mane? Find out... NOW !!!

Multicoloured fireworks erupt at the top of the ramp. Smoke fills the arena and psyros light up the ring as the Rumbke is about to begin.

Jim goss - Well here it is the moment you have all been waiting for. CWF Presents 'Rumble In The Bronx'.

Jerry Clawler - Ok ok its getting a bit repetetive now.

Jim Goss - Remember though the boss told us we have got to waste some time up before the rumble until we seem the red psyro go off?

Just then a red psyro explodes in the centre of the ring and 'Emergency 911' hits the PA system for the third time tonight. Fat Ass Man and Rigor Mortis appear at the top of the ramp and the crowd boo wildly. Fat Ass Man slaps his cheeks then him and Rigor Mortis make their way to the ring. Fat Ass Man steps through the ropes and Rigor Mortis steps over and the music cuts.

Jim Goss - What they going to do for two minutes?

Jerry Clawler - Watch and you'll see.

Fat Ass Man walks to one corner of the ring and Rigor Mortis walks to the other. They both hoist thereself up onto the tope rope and site their.

Jim Goss - Dupadeedoodahh dupadadaaaa.

Just under two minutes later a siren is heard and the countdown starts...Ten.. Nine.. Missafew.. One... 'Take A Look Around' blows through the sound system and the crowd go wild. Just then Blizzard appears at the top of the ramp in an unusual attire. He is wearing a black leather coat and jeans an is abusing the fans !!!

Jerry Clawler - Are you sure this is Blizzard?

Blizzard comes running down to the ring and slides in were he is met with big right hands from Rigor Mortis and Fat Ass Man. They back him into the corner with their brutal force then swing him into the opposing corner. Fat Ass Man then swings Rigor Mortis into him. Fat Ass Man then taps his cheeks and runs at both men.

Jim Goss - This could be nasty....

Blizzard slips out from behind Rigor Mortis and Fat Ass Man slams Rigor Mortis into corner. Rigor Mortis slides down the post and Fat Ass Man stumbles out were he is met with a huge right hand from Blizzard which knocks him straight to the ground. Blizzard then starts stamping on him. Rigor Mortis then starts to ascend to his feet.

Jim Goss - Watch out Blizzard.

Rigor Mortis runs over to Blizzard were he is met with a side walk slam as the buzzer sounds again. The countdown starts as Blizzard is lifting Fat Ass Man to his feet. Blizzard whips Fat Ass Man off the ropes and slams him to the floor with a big boot on his return journey. Suddenly Zabier's music hits and he comes running down the ramp. He slides into the ring and runs straight at Blizzard were he gets planted to the deck with a ddt.

Jerry Clawler - Bad move choosing to run straight at Blizzard.

Jim Goss - Especially when hes in one of these moods.

By know Rigor Mortis has got Blizzard in a sleeper hold and Fat Ass Man is stomping on Zabier. Blizzard backs Rigor Mortis into the corner then starts to ram back each time making the hold looser. Until finally he rams back and Rigor Mortis lets go. Blizzard then spins round to recieve a headbutt from the new tag champ. This headbutt sends Blizzard back a few steps but Blizzard soon recorparates and runs at him with a spear.

Jerry Clawler - It seems Blizzard and Rigor Mortis have formed a some-what friendship.

Jim Goss - Hmmmmm yeah man whatever you say.

Blizzard hold onto the ropes and continuely shoulder barges Rigor Mortis into the corner. As Fat Ass Man is lifting Zabier to his feet. Fat Ass Man locks up with Zabier. Fat Ass Man gets the upperhand and executes a northern lights suplex as some gay music rumbles the arena and Trunks comes skipping down to the ring.

Jim Goss - My god what is he still doing in the CWF?

Jerry Clawler - I hear this is his last night...

Trunks interferes Blizzard, Blizzard spins round and gives him a punch that blows him to the centre of the ring flat-on-his-ass. While Fat Ass Man has got Zabier against the ropes and is trying to haul him over. Fat Ass Man noticeds that it isn't working so takes a step back, Grabs him with two hands and throws him clean over the top rope. He doesn't even toush the ropes never mine see them. Fat Ass Man spins round to be met with a punch to the gut from Trunks.

Jerry Clawler - The first Jobbe...Wrester has been eliminated.

Jim Goss - I hear he has been eliminated from the CWF altogether?

Jerry Clawler - I have also heard that accusation...Must be true.

Alan Stone Trunks walks off up the ramp a Fat Ass Maniliar tune hits the PA and Titan comes walking down the ramp with a bandage round his right arm. He scans the ring then slides in and heads straight for Blizzard. Blizzard currently has Rigor Mortis half over the ropes and is trying to get him that last ounce over when Titan comes runngin in and starts to push Blizzard over. Therefore Rigor Mortis is getting closer to going out.

Jim Goss - Gee it sure is heating up in their now.

Jerry Clawler - [Nodding] indeeed.

Fat Ass Man whips Trunks off the ropes and as he comes back executes a back-body-drop vlearing Trunks over the ropes, Out of the ring and out of the Rumble. Trunks runs up the ramp crying as Fat Ass Man notices his partner in trouble. Fat Ass Man runs over to Titan.. Spins him round and slaps him to the floor.As Fat Ass Man starts to stomp on Titan, Rigor Mortis rakes Blizzards eyes and he stumbles back holding his eyes as Rigor Mortis once again is 'fully' in the ring.

Jim Goss - That could have blinded the poor SOB.

Rigor Mortis then starts to punch Blizzard backing him up into the opposite corner they was just brawling in. Rigor Mortis backs him into the corner as the buzzer sounds and the countdown starts. Blizzard then reverses and swings Rigor Mortis into the corner then climbs to the second turnbuckle were he starts punching Rigor Mortis to the forehead.

Jerry Clawler - Whos coming in now ?

Then a green firework shoots across the arena as Mutant X comes running down to the ring. He slides in and is not sure who to go for. But his decision is soon made for him when Fat Ass Man grabs him by the head and smashes his face offa his knee. Mutant X flies back in shock as his nose starts to bleed. He backs off as Titan hits Fat Ass Man from behind with a clothesline blowing him forwards onto the canvass.

Jim Goss - Not i didn't expect blood in the rumble.

Jerry Clawler - You can expect the unexpected in the CWF.

Jim Goss - I know i know.

Titan and Mutant X start to stamp on Fat Ass Man and land elbow drops on him as the buzzer sounds for the countdown. Meanwhile Rigor Mortis has threw Blizzard to the canvass and has him in a scissor headlock hold. Blizzard is choking but somehow managing to hold on. Everything in the ring pauses as an Anarchy symbol explodes on the titantron and 'Kill You' blows through the speakers.

Jim Goss - I'm guessing this is a member from the newly formed 'Anarchy'..

Psycho appears at the top of the ramp with an Anarchy jersey on. He laughs at everyone in the ring then comes charging down and slides in were he is met by Titan who gets him straight into a grapple. Titan gets the upperhand and executes a german suplex planting Psycho into the canvass. As Fat Ass Man and Mutant X are unleashing punch after punch on each other but Fat Ass Man's punch's being stronger Mutant X is getting closer to the ropes.

Jerry Clawler - I say Mutant X is the next peson to exit.

Just then Fat Ass Man unleashes one final blow that knocks Mutant X clean over the ropes landing head first on the concrete (knocking some sense into him).As Fat Ass Man spins round Titan and Psycho both grab him and execute a double ddt.

Jim Goss - A bit of teamwork there eh?

Jerry Clawler - I cant see that lasting long.

Titan and Psycho lift Fat Ass Man back to his feet and push him to the corner were they both try and heave him over. As Blizzard has just broke free of the hold and both men are on their feet circling each other. They both jump at each other and lock hands they are now in the 'peanuts' stance pushing and pulling each other. Blizzard twists Rigor Mortis to the side then knee's him to the kidneys forcing him to let go which is were Blizzard kicked him in the gut and executed an AVALANCHE POWERBOMB.

Jerry Clawler - Not many people are good enough to pull out their finisher in the rumble.

Jim Goss - It is a ....

Jim Goss is disturbed as the buzzer rings and the fans start the countdown. The countdown reaches zero and an Anarchy logo is flashed on the titantron again. A smile arises to Psychos face as Bone Breaker comes running down the ramp in an Anarchy top. He slides under the ropes and gets straight to work on Titan leaving Psycho to deal with the big man. Bone Breaker lifts Titan up and slams him to the canvass with a a powerful jackhammer.

Jerry Clawler - Titan is on dreamstreet.

Jim Goss - His eyes are glazed over.

Meanwhile Fat Ass Man has twistid the situation in the corner and is pummeling Psycho with knees to the stomach and lower body. Bone Breaker spots this and goes to help but is stopped as Titan staggers back to his feet and whips him off the ropes. Bone Breaker come running back and recieves a tilt-a-whirl slam.

Jim Goss - It sure doesn't look well for Anarchy now.

Fat Ass Man then lifts Psycho to the top rope and is desperatly trying to heave him over. As Blizzard has got Rigor Mortis in the other corner with the same problem, Fat Ass Man notices this and leaves Psycho alone to go and help his partner. On his way he gets clobbered by Titan with a flying clothesline as the buzzer sounds.

Jerry Clawler - man these two minutes sure are going quick eh Jim?

Jim Goss - Yeah i was thinking that...Maybe the dumb Prez has shortened the time period to one minute?

Jerry Clawler - Who knows...?

The countdown reaches zero and a blue glow fills the arena. Then 'Mo Money, Mo Problems' powers through the PA system and all the fans are puzzled.

Jim Goss - Never heard this music before.

Suddenly the lights come back on and a very Fat Ass Maniliar figure is standing at the top of the ramp dressed in a blue ring attire.

Jerry Clawler - ...Its...Its...Ice Jones !!

Ice Jones Runs down the ramp and slides into the ring were he punches Psycho and sends him flying over the top rope. He then turns to Bone Breaker and starts punching the crap out of him. He lifts Bone Breaker to the top rope and executes a SLIPPERY PAThe CrowH. He then scans the ring for his next opponent. He claps eyes on Blizzard....

Jim Goss - Hey this could be one cold fight...Hahahaha.

Jerry Clawler - ok...calm down Jim.

Ice Jones and Blizzard walk face to face. Fat Ass Man deals with the already wounded Bone Breaker while Rigor Mortis takes on Titan. Blizzard pushes Ice Jones sending him back a step or two but Ice Jones instantly retaliates with a swift blow to the jaw. Blizzard fins this surprising and grabs Ice Jones then executes a back-breaker on him. Meanwhile Rigor Mortis and Titan are exchanging punches weakening each other down.

Jim Goss - What a surprise to have Ice Jones back in the CWF eh?

Jerry Clawler - He seems cooler than ever. geddit? Haahaahaa

Jim Goss - Ok calm down Jezza.

As Fat Ass Man throws Bone Breaker over the top rope some shit Japanese music hits and Phoenix comes running down the ramp. He dives through the ropes and runs straight at Fat Ass Man who executes a back body drop sending him straight out the ring.

Jerry Clawler - Haa JOBBER !

Fat Ass Man and Rigor Mortis double team Titan in the corner as Ice Joners and Blizzard are still going at it in the centre of the ring. sending each other punch after punch. Weakening each other down. Then they hook-up. Ice Jones gets the upperhand and throws Blizzard into the ropes. Blizzard comes galloping back and they both hit the deck with a double clothesline. Taking each other out.

Jim Goss - If i was them two right now i would just lay there an recooperate some energy.

Jerry Clawler - Yeah, Blizzard has been in since the beginning and he is starting to fatigue and we aren't even half way through.

As Fat Ass Man and Rigor Mortis continue their desperate struggle to flip Titan out the ring the buzzer sounds and the countdown begins. Seconds later Razor comes runing down to the ring as some 'ICP' music roars through the arena. Razor slides in and him and Fat Ass Man get it on. Fat Ass Man delivers a right hook that connects with Razor jaw and Razor retaliates with a heel kick. They then lockup and Razor comes out on top. Razor plants Fat Ass Man to the canvass with a tornado ddt.

Jim Goss - We are almost half way throught the rumble now and the first three ! competitors are still in.

Jerry Clawler - And i predict Blizzard will be in for a while longer.

Ice Jones and Blizzard stagger to their feet and offer to sort their differences at the end. Blizzard buts in the Razor/Fat Ass Man battle by running at them and executing a double clothesline. Both men hit the floor and Blizzard stamps on both of them as Ice Jones lays into Rigor Mortis with Titan. They both have him balanced on the top rope and he is hanging on for his life.

Jim Goss - Come on eliminate the big guy.

Jerry Clawler - Why you routing for Ice Jones ?

Jim Goss - ........

Blizzard lifts Razor to his feet and whips him off the ropes. As he comes running back Blizzard executes a sidewalk slam. Blizzard drives his elbow into his gut with an elbow drop as the buzzer rings as the chant starts yet again. Blizzard lifts Razor to his feet and throws him into the corner as 'Unholy Alliance' hits the PA system and Deathrow comes running down the ramp.

Jerry Clawler - Here comes the first member of Unholy Alliance.

Deathrow slides in were he is met with sudden stomps to the head from Titan. As Titan has left Ice Jones brawling with Rigor Mortis. Ice Jones has smashed Rigor Mortis to the floor and he has slide outside the ring. Ice Jones hops through the middle rope and starts pommeling his head off the guardrail outside.

Jim Goss - As you may now ladies and Gents you are only out of the rumble if you go OVER the top rope.

Jerry Clawler - So Ice Jones and Rigor Mortis are still in the rumble.

Meanwhile inside the ring. Fat Ass Man has regained some energy and is starting on Razor. Blizzard is lounged up the corner catching his breath as Fat Ass Man is kicking the living daylights out of Razor. He kicks him back and back and back and almost over the top rope but he managed to stay in. Just then the buzzer sounds and the crowd grow more concerned as the rumble is progressing now.

Jim Goss - Here comes number fourteen.

The buzzer rings and 'Wreck' hits the PA system. A battered and bruised Freak appears at the top of the ramp and walk down. He instantly joins the Ice Jones battle and starts beating on Rigor Mortis. They slide him back in the ring and follow on. In the ring Fat Ass Man has Razor on top of the ropes and he is almost over. The Freak runs over and offers a helping hand. The Freak clotheslines Fat Ass Man knocking Razor out and almost knocking Fat Ass Man out.

Jerry Clawler - There are now sevemn people left in the ring and another 15 to come.

Jim Goss - Just bring it...

At the other end of the ring Deathrow and Titan are exchanging punches. Deathrow unraveles a purler on titan and Titan whips him off the ropes. As he comes back Titan executes a gorrila press slam and slams him over the ropes and outside. Deathrow curses him from outside the ring and Titan just flips him off. Titan runs over to the resting Blizzard and pushes him into corner. he climbs to the second rope but Blizzard just pushes him back.

Jim Goss - Awww.

Titan hits the grond with a thundering thud as Blizzard hops to the second rope and executes a flying headbutt to the groin of Titan, Meanwhile its Ice Jones and The Freak against Fat Ass Man and Rigor Mortis as they are all battling. Rigor Mortis has The Freak on the floor stamping on him and Ice Jones has Fat Ass Man up the corner slapping him across the shest. This comes all cames to a halt as no buzzer is sounded all people hear is ' Watcha Gonna Do ' as Big Willie Isms comes running down to the ring. He slides in and starts laying into Blizzard.

Jerry Clawler - Big Willie Isms is in da house !!

Jim Goss - What happened to the buzzer though ?

Big Willie Isms slams Blizzard off the ropes and he comes charging back to recieve a side walk slam onto Titan. Big Willie Isms then runs over to Ice Jones. He slams him to the floor with a forearm smash then executes a hogan legdrop on him. Fat Ass Man lifts Big Willie Isms to his feet and starts punching him in the mouth. Big Willie Isms takes it like a man and returns some of his own knocking Fat Ass Man into the ropes. Big Willie Isms tries to haul his Fat Ass over but it doesn't work.

Jerry Clawler - Man its gonna be hard to eliminate that fat ass.

Rigor Mortis and The Freak are locked up as the buzzer sounds. Rigor Mortis whips the Freak into the ropes. The Freak comes running back and executes a flying clothesline taking the big man down. Mean while Titan has got Blizzard on the ropes and is trying to eliminate him.He topples Blizzard over the ropes but he hits the apron and rolls back in as ' Whoa ' hits the PA system and the new Euro champ steps out.

Jim Goss - Ohh The Freak is in as well.

Jerry Clawler - This should be pleasant.

Mr. comes walking down to the ring focused on The Freak the whole time. As Mr. slides into the ring The Freak graps hold of him and whips him into the ropes. Mr. comes charing back and The Freak executes a drop kick slamming Mr. straight to the floor.

Jim Goss - Remember the fight these two have already encountered ladies and gents.

The Freak lifts Mr. to his feet and slams him into the corner. The Freak then makes a mad dash at him and executes a frog splash.As the buzzer sounds again and the crowds attention is diverted to the top of the ramp. Blizzard has got Titan in a grapple. titan comes out on top and goes to whip Blizzard into the ropes. Blizzard reverses and sends Titan into the ropes and follows on. As Titan hits the ropes Blizzard clotheslines him over and eliminates him from the rumble as Satan walks down the ramp.

Jim Goss - Heres another one from the unholy posse.

Satan slips into the ring and heads straight for Rigor Mortis who also has Ice Jones weakening him down. Satan and Ice work together to lift him up onto the corner turnbuckle.As The Freak and Mr. carry their brawl on. The Freak starts lamping Mr.'s head off the corner turnbuckle then stops to remove the covering to reveal the metal.

Jerry Clawler - The Freak is possesed with the European title.

Jim Goss - He is never gonna give up the chase for it i tell you that.

The Freak goes to slam Mr's head off the bare metal but Mr. reverses it and slams The Freak's head off the shiny metal. busting him straight open. Meanwhile Blizzard and Big Willie Isms have Fat Ass Man on the top rope. Suddenly Ice Jones comes running from behind and gives them that last heave thats sends Fat Ass Man out of the rumble. As the buzzer rings and the crowd start to chant.

Jim Goss - Whos behind door number eighteen?

The crowd get to zero and ' Whao ' roars through the PA system again as Boo comes charging down to the ring. He slides in and heads straight towards his partner, Boo sets Freak up on his shoulders as Mr heads for the top rope. Mr. clotheslines Freak off the top rope and off of Boo's shoulders to the canvass.

Jerry Clawler - We are almost two thirds of the way through the rumble.

Jim Goss - And what a matchup it has been so far.

Ice Jones walks back over to help Satan eliminate Rigor Mortis. Well thats what he thinks. Ice Jones sneaks up behind Satan...Grabs his legs and hoists him clean over the top rope. Leaving Rigor Mortis dangling on the ropes. Ice Jones instantly tries to eliminate him but he is too big. At the oposite end of the ring Blizzard and Big Willie Isms are throwing all they have at each other. Blizzard hooks up with Big Willie Isms. Big Willie Isms gets the upper hand and executes a spinebuster. As the buzzer rings and the countdown begins.Seconds later 'Come Out And Play' blasts through the PA system and Twiztid appears at the top of the ramp with an anarchy top on.

Jim Goss - Heres the 'new' Twiztid.

Twiztid runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Boo and Mr whip The Freak off the ropes. He comes charging back and clotheslines them over the top rope. He follows close behind though as he was travelling so fast. He doesn't seem to care as he just gets up and starts pommeling Mr. outside the ring.

Jerry Clawler - Wow three people out the rumble at once.

Jim Goss - Three peoples dreams wrecked.

Twiztid heads over to who is still trying to eliminate Rigor Mortis. Rigor Mortis rakes his eyes and he stumbles backwards were Twiztid executes a bulldog on him. The buzzer sounds as Twiztid starts to stamp on Ice Jones and Rigor Mortis walks over to Big Willie Isms and Blizzard. Then ' Whoa ' hits the PA system AGAIN and everyone looks stunned. Suddenly Spike Jounz (PMW's manager) comes bouncing down the ramp. He slides into the ring and sits on the turnbuckle to watch the match.

Jim Goss - What the fuck is he doin out here ?

Jerry Clawler - Beats me...

Blizzard and Rigor Mortis both whipe Big Willie Isms into the ropes. Big Willie Isms comes charging back and recieves a double chokeslam taking every last bit of his energy out of him. Then Blizzard turns to Rigor Mortis and starts to lay some big right hands on him as he backs up. At the other end of the match Twiztid has Ice Jones in the SUICIDE MISSION. Twiztid has a big smile on his face knowing that their in no rope break. Then the buzzer rings again and the crowd begin to chant.

Jim Goss - Here comes competitor number twenty one !

Anarchy flashes around the arena as Slayer comes running down the ramp and help Twiztid to take on Ice Jones. They throw him up the corner and duoble team him as Big Willie Isms climbs back to his feet and notices Blizzard trying to haul Fat Ass Man over. Then he notices Spike sitting on the ropes. He walks over to Spike and rips him from the ropes. Spike tries to pleed as Big Willie Isms executes the MAD ISMS on him then throws him over the top rope.

Jerry Clawler - Well that was a nice humiliation for Phillys.

Jim Goss - Yeah.

The buzzer sounds as Ice Jones starts to retaliate to Anarchys beatings. The countdown continues as Blizzard tries to eliminate that big piece of shit Rigor Mortis. And the arena sinks into darkness as 'One' hits the PA system and The Crow somes charging down the ramp. He slides in and pummels Slayer. He whips him off the ropes. As Slayer comes back The Crow throws him into the air then moves and Slayer hits the floor with force.

Jerry Clawler - That had to hurt.

Jim Goss - Well it aint gonna come easy is it at the rumble.

Ice Jones then swings Twiztid into the corners and climbs to the second rope. He clentches his fist then punches him to the forehead. As Big Willie Isms spins Blizzard round and slams him to the floor with a shortarm clothesline. Rigor Mortis goes to thank Big Willie Isms but Big Willie Isms just slaps him round the face then plants him to the canvass with a reverse ddt. The countdown then starts for the twenty third person.

Jerry Clawler - The roster is now growing short and it is east to predict who is next.

Jim Goss - And i predict...Damn i cant think of anyone.

Then the arena is dimmed into darkness and an Anarchy sign appears on the ring. The lights come back on and True Evil is is in the ring kicking the living shit out of Ice Jones. he punches him up against the ropes...and again...and again...Ice Jones flies over. True Evil laughs at Ice Jones and tell him not to mess with Anarchy. Then the three members of anarchy get to work on The Crow as Big Willie Isms, Blizzard and Rigor Mortis all battle it out. Big Willie Isms and Blizzard hoist Rigor Mortis to the top rope and manage to haul him over, but he drops to canvass and rolls back in.

Jim Goss - Rigor Mortis is my favourite at the moment. Hes unstoppable.

Anarchy all have The Crow up the corner and are taking it in turn to give him a jab. Then The Crow counters. He blocks a jab from Slayer and punch's him to the canvass. Then lays a big right hook on Twiztid and finishes off with a spinning neck breaker on True Evil. Then the buzzer sounds and all attention is diverted to the ramp. The countdown surpasses and 'One Step Closer' powers through the PA system.

Jim Goss - Who is this ?

Then the CWF'slatest signing Hellspawn comes walking down the ramp. He slides in and gets to work on anarchy. But Anarchy all get back to their feet. True Evil lays out The Crow and Twiztid slams Hellspawn to the floor. Suddenly Big Willie Isms and Blizzard whip Rigor Mortis towards Anarchy. they all duck and execute a back body drop sending Rigor Mortis out the rumble.

Jerry Clawler - Rigor Mortis is out !!

Jim Goss - Blizzard is this longest reigning person in there now...can he do it ?

Big Willie Isms and Blizzard are hammering each other back and fourth with all they'v got now as the end is drawing near. Meanwhile Anarchy are taking care of The Crow up the corner. Hellspawn climbs to his feet and Slayer spins round and hooks up with him. Slayer whips him off the ropes and follows him. He clotheslines him over the ropes and Hellspawn pulls onto him and both men exit the rumble as ' Money Aint A Thing ' rocks through the PA system and Truly A Mazing comes running down to the ring. He slides in and starts unleashing some lethal left and rights on Big Willie Isms.

Jerry Clawler - This is getting real close now.

Jim Goss - Damn right.

All of Anarchy what are left in the rumble now have The Crow on the top of the ropes and he is battling for his life. While Truly A Mazing and Blizzard hammer away at Big Willie Isms. They lift him upon the corner on the ring post and try to topple him over. Then the buzzer sounds again and the crowd chant the countdown. They get to zero and ' Unholy Alliance ' powers through the PA system. Ringmaster walks down to the ring and slides in. Were he is met with some weak right hands from Blizzard. He slaps Blizzard to the floor with one blow.

Jerry Clawler - Damn Blizzard is good for nothing now.

Truly A Mazing and Big Willie Isms are exchanging punches but Big Willie Isms's seem weak and puny compared to Truly A Mazing's. Truly A Mazing gives him one punch that knocks him over the top rope but he grasps on. Hes trying to pull himslef back up and Truly A Mazing is trying all in his power to loosen his grip. Without warning an errie green glow fills the ring ' Maniac Killa ' pounds through the PA system and Monoxide Child comes running down to the ring. He spins Truly A Mazing round and executes a spinebuster on him. He then helps Big Willie Isms back in. Monoxide Child then runs over to Abarchy and gives each one of them a pasting.

Jim Goss - Damn Monoxide Child is really dishing the beatings out.

Jerry Clawler - I just hope none come our way.

Monoxide Child grabs The Crow and starts to lay right hook after right hook on him. He then gives him an uppercut that knocks him over the top rope and clean out of the rumble.

Jim Goss - There are only 3 more men to come down.

Jerry Clawler - And one of them is The Heart Throbber.

The buzzer sounds and the crowd chat wildly as they want to know whos coming next. Twiztid and True Evil start to work on the weakened Blizzard as the arena is plunged into darkness. The crowd go wild as ' Ministry ' blows through the speakers and Soul Collector comes runngind down the ramp. He slides in on a mission. He punches Twiztid straight over the top rope and out of the rumble. He then lifts True Evil up by his throat and slams his to the outsode of the ring.

Jim Goss - Soul Collector is on a right misson here.

Truly A Mazing and Ringmaster continue to battle as Soul Collector squares up to Monoxide Child. Big Willie Isms then grabs Blizzard and lamps him off the ropes. As Blizzard comes running baclk he executes a flying forearm smash slamming Blizzard to the floor. Truly A Mazing then start to unleash some lethal punches on Ringmaster. He gets him up the corner than lifts his legs and trys to lifts him over. Big Willie Isms comes runngi behind Truly A Mazing and slams both of them over the top rope and to the-outside. Truly A Mazing starts flipping Big Willie Isms off as Ringmaster starts to paste Truly A Mazing. Then ' Whats The Difference ' blows through the sound system and Prez Perkz comes limping down the ramp.

Jim Goss - Prez !!! ?

Prez Perkz walks into the ring and Soul Collector grabs him round the throat. Big Willie Isms spins Soul Collector round and executes a MAD ISMS on him. Whilst this is happening Blizzard and Monoxide Child are brawling on the middle of the ring. suddenly the buzzer rings for the final time and ' The Game ' hits the PA system. The Heart Throbber comes charging down to the ring and doesn't know who to attack. He then spots Monoxide Child. He grabs Monoxide Child and starts unleashing some massive right hands blowing Monoxide Child back into the ropes. Big Willie Isms tries to help but its too late...The Heart Throbber blows Monoxide Child right over the top rope and to the outside. Big Willie Isms then runs at The Heart Throbber and takes him down with a clothesline from hell.

Jerry Goss - These are the last five people right here.

The outside of the ring is all clear except a battered and bruised Truly A Mazing. Ringmaster left him in a mashed state and he is laying up the ring. Blizzard is leanging up the roped and unexpectadly Big Willie Isms charges at him and clothslines him over the top rope. Blizzard hits the floor and just lies there looking up. Big Willie Isms lifts The Heart Throbber to his feet and Soul Collector lifts Prez Perkz to his feet. Soul Collector lifts Prez Perkz by his puny little neck and chokeslams him to the outside of the ring. Big Willie Isms then whips The Heart Throbber off the ropes and as he comes back executes a back body drop sending him outside the ring.

Jim Goss - its down to Soul Collector and Big Willie Isms.

They start to exchange punches in the middle of the ring as The Heart Throbber is oredered to get out of the arena. Prez tells them all to fuck off and just lies on the opposite side to Truly A Mazing.Soul Collector and Big Willie Isms lockup again and Soul Collector gets the upperhand. He whips Isms off the ropes then he runs off the rope behind him.

Jim Goss - I cant bear watch.

For Some reason the Prez is planning to do something as he stands up and grasps onto the rope,Soul Collector and Big Willie Isms bounce off the ropes then head back at each other. Soul Collector ducks under Big Willie Isms and heads for the opposite rope. Prez Perkz holds the rope down as Soul Collector goes to bounce off it. But unsuspected to the Prez Truly A Mazing is holding down the opposite rope and Big Willie Isms and Soul Collector both fly out the ring. Pearl Hebner doesn't get to see both of the incidents so we have to wait for the action reply.

Jim Goss - Holy shit !!

Pearl Hebner is watching the action reply with the other officials and says it was a draw.

Jerry Clawler - Does this mean a triple threat at unleashed?

Jim Goss - We'll have to wait and see because we're like an hour over time and i want to go to bed,

Jerry Clawler - From me and Jim Goss ... Have a nice day... and tune into Backdraft or else.

The show goes off air with the Prez exchanging a real evil glance with the Prez and Soul Collector and VWI still battling it out.