
[
The Prez Speaks ]
|
Suddenly
multicoloured fireworks scream around the arena and
there is an explotion at the top of the ramp. When the
smoke has cleared Prez Perkz can be visibly seen. He
walks down the ramp and steps into the ring. He produces
a mic from his jacket and calls for silence.
Prez Perkz - Shut the fuck up ! I dont want to hear
your moaning or anything while i'm out here.
The crowd boo even louder.
Prez Perkz - I have just came out here to add a little
stipulation to the cage match.
Jim Goss - Stipulation !! ?
Prez Perkz - Thats right a stipulation.
The crowd instantly quiten down in eargerness.
Jerry Clawler - Its already a cage match what else could
you ask for?
Prez Perkz - Well you see seen as Soul Collector is
a dear friend of mine as is Demon and i would be heartbroken
if.... if.... They did not suffer enough pain !!!
Jim Goss - Man this new Prez is scaring me.
Prez Perkz - So i'm going to make this a little bit
more fun. You see i have asked a friend of mine if he
wanted to do this and he was more then keen. What i
asked him to do was to come down to ringside during
this cage match...
Jim Goss - Spit it out !!!
Prez Perkz - ...And once the winner climbs out the cage...
He can open the cage and do what he wants to the loser.
Jerry Clawler - Who is this man ??
Jim Goss - I bet its Monoxide Child.
Prez Perkz - Well this man is a great friend of Soul
Collector and Demon... And he goes by the name of Alan
Stone !!!
The crowd go wild
Jim Goss - Man thats the first time anyone has ever
cheered for Alan Stone.
'Whats The Difference' hits the PA system and Prez Perkz
walks off up the ramp.

Fat
Ass Man vs True Evil
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[
Standard Match ] [ Non
Title ]
Emergency
911 blares through the PA system as Fat Ass Man appears
from behind the curtain and stands at the top of the
ramp to a mixture of cheers and boos. Fat Ass Man then
begins a slow walk to the ring tapping a few fans hands
on the way down to the ring. Once at the ring Fat Ass
Man walks up the steel steps and walks along the arpron
and climbs into the ring via the second rope.
Proposition Fuck You echos around the arena as True
Evil pushes the curtain aside and walks to the top of
the ramp to huge cheer from the crowd. True Evil then
begins to make his way to the ring stooping a few times
on the way to sign fans autograph books, Then continues
on to the ring keeping an eye on Fat Ass Man as he climbs
up onto the apron and climbs through the ropes and into
the ring.
Both men begin to circle each other and then lock up
with Fat Ass Man throwing True Evil back into a corner
like a rag doll, True Evil shakes his head and thinks
of another game plan. Fat Ass Man comes charging at
True Evil but True Evil moves out of the way and Fat
Ass Man runs straight into the corner, True Evil then
dropkicks Fat Ass Man to the legs knocking Fat Ass Man
of balance. True Evil then hits Fat Ass Man with a clothes
line but it has no effect on Fat Ass Man.
Jim Goss - It looks like True Evil will have to change
his strategy if he's going to win this one.
Jerry Clawler - He doesnt stand a chance against Fat
Ass Man he's to big.
Fat Ass Man turns round and lands a huge right hook
in True Evils face sending him srawling across the ring,
Fat Ass Man runs at True Evil and knocks him down with
a huge clothesline. Fat Ass Man then lifts True Evil
to his feet but True Evil low Blows Fat Ass Man then
hits him with a DDT, Fat Ass Man is now flat out on
the floor as True Evil slides out the ring and grabs
Fat Ass Mans legs and starts whacking his left leg off
the ring post. True Evil slides back into the ring and
starts stomping on Fat Ass Mans leg.
Jim Goss - Looks like he's found a way of getting Fat
Ass Man on the floor.
Jerry Clawler - If he keeps this up Fat Ass Mans leg
might get broken.
True Evil then lifts Fat Ass Man to his feet adn whips
him towards the ropes but Fat Ass Man reverses and True
Evil goes hurtiling towards the ropes Fat Ass Man throws
out his arm but True Evil ducks underneath and bounces
off the ropes the opposite side and hits Fat Ass Man
with a fkying forearm sending FAt Ass Man back onto
the ropes, True Evil then runs at Fat Ass MAn and hits
him with a clothesline sending him over the top rope.
True Evil slides out the ring and starts dropping Elbows
on Fat Ass Mans left leg, Fat ass Man starts rolling
round on the floor outside in agony.
Jerry Clawler - True Evil certainly wants to injure
that leg.
Jim Goss - I think the damage may already be done.
Tim black is counting the mandatory ten count as True
Evil rolls back into the ring to break the count, Fat
Ass Man climbs back to his feet and struggles back into
the ring but before he can get back to his feet True
Evil is stomping on his leg once again trying to damage
it even more than he has already. True Evil puts Fat
Ass Mans left leg on the bottom rope and jumps on it.
True Evil then lifts Fat Ass Man to his feet and whips
him into the ropes and sends him to the floor with a
drop toe hold, True Evil then goes for a figure four
but Fat Ass Man is able to kick him off with his right
leg before True Evil can get the hold on.
Jim Goss - Looks like True Evil wants this one over.
Jerry Clawler - Fat Ass Man is not going to let it be
over this early.
Fat Ass Man then struggles back to his feet and starts
hobbling over to True Evil but True Evil kicks Fat Ass
Mans leg and sends him crashing to the floor once again,
true Evil then locks in a figure four on Fat Ass Man
but Just as he's about to tap out Tim Black notices
that True Evil has got hold of the ropes and orders
True Evil to break the hold. True Evil then breaks the
hold and drags Fat Ass Man into the middle of the ring
and locks in another figure four but Fat Ass Man has
him suused and as soon as True Evil locks the move in
Fat Ass Man starts to roll over reversing the move and
True Evil begins screaming out in pain.
Jim Goss - I cant believe it Fat Ass Man has reversed
the figure four.
Jerry Clawler - Yes i told you Fat Ass Man was no push-over.
True Evil then tries to start making his way to the
ropes moving along the mat as he is screaming with the
pain, True Evil eventually reaches the ropes and raises
his arm and grabs hold of the bottom rope forcing Fat
Ass Man to break the hold. Both men are on the floor
as Tim Black begins a count to Ten at the count of five
both men begin to struggle to their feet with True Evil
reaching his feet first, He then starts stomping on
Fat Ass Mans head sending him back to the canvass. True
Evil then bounces off the rope and lands a viscious
elbow straight in Fat Ass Mans sternum he then walks
round to Fat Ass Mans feet and rolls him over and locks
on an Ankle lock, Fat Ass Man starts yelling out in
pain as True Evil twists the ankle further and further
evntually Fat Ass Man starts rapidlly tapping the mat
shouting make him loose but True Evil keeps the hold
on.
Jerry Lawler - Why wont he loose he has already won
the match.
Jim Goss - He should loose the hold he's going to break
Fat Ass Mans ankle.
True Evil still has the ankle lock in place as Rigor
Mortis comes belting down the ramp and starts laying
into True Evil, Rogor Mortis then lifts True Evil to
his feet and hits him with the Autopsy leaving True
Evil panned out on the floor. When suddenly Twiztid
and Psycho come running down the ramp and an all out
war breaks out.
Jim Goss - Jesus christ whats going on.
Jerry Clawler - True Evils bum buddies have come to
his rescue.
Jim Goss - Well folks who knows how long this will last
but we must go to a commercial.
Winner
- True Evil

Jim
Goss - Well what a first matchup that was.
Jerry Clawler - If the matches carry on in this trend
we are in for one hell of a night.
Jim Goss - Up next Titan is taking on The Heart Throbber.
Jerry Clawler - Lets....

[
Freak Address' The Fans
]
|
Jerry
is instantly interupted when "Wreck" by Kool Keith &
O.D.B. blasts over the PA system as the fans let out
a roaring ovation. The Freak comes in with his arms
out in a spread eagle position before walking down to
the ring high fiving the local fans. He's in his usual
ring gear carrying his trusted Singapore Cane rocking
his head out to the beat. He slips under the ropes and
kicks up a mic from the ring announcer and speaks.
The Freak: Hey yo Seattle, how's it been amigos???!!!!
Crowd cheers****************
The Freak: Nice to hear. I was hoping you guys would
be pumped up going into my match. I didn't know if you
would be bored of it after my thrilling death match
here in Seattle where I won back the European Championship.
Call me curious, but do any of you want to see the footage
again???[crowd cheers***********] Cool. The fans speak
and I shall deliver. Tech guy, roll the footage!!!
The CWF-Tron flickers on to the challenge made by The
Freak during the house show and then to the actual Death
Match itself. It shows Freak setting up barbed wire
and two chairs together and hitting the Freak Off on
him through it. The meds come in to wheel him out as
a smile goes over his face. The tape stops and the Freak
looks pleased by his past accomplishments.
The Freak: Damn, that was a good night!!! Anyway, you're
probably wondering what does all this old footage mean
for you tonight Satan??? Give me time and that I shall
do. The footage you just saw will be a small precursor
to the flaming torture I'll inflict on you tonight.
You seem to be obsessed with this game called Russian
Roulette, or so I've heard from Titan. Well, I too have
my own version of Roulette but with way different rules
to it. Instead of waiting to find your fate out, it
already tells you what'll happen. Each and every space
with the same exact thing: Severe and brutal asskicking!!!!!!Does
it matter to me that you're 7' tall?? Nope. I've seen
midgets on steroids get to the same height in a few
weeks time.
Crowd cheers****************
The Freak: Does it matter to me that you have power
beyond most people's belief???[laughs] That is about
the biggest load of crap I've heard in a long time.
Sure, you're strong and able to beat down most men in
a single bound, but true power??? You have about as
much true power as a midget pushing a 10-ton weight
up a cliff.
Crowd laughs**************
The Freak: [bows to the crowd] Thank you Seattle, you've
been too kind and here's my finish to little Satan.
Tonight, in just about a few hours, your short little
reign will come to a flaming end in this very ring.
It won't be by a bullet of a gun but more bluntly by
the fury of simple fire. So Satan, prepare your passports
because your heading down to Tennessee Hell. And oh
yeah, while you're there, [maniacal laugh] I do hope
you don't FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!!!
"Wreck" blasts over the PA system as the fans again
give out a loud ovation to him. Freak just smiles at
the applause and heads out of the ring back up the ramp.

Jim
Goss - Ok lets get on with the matchup now....
Jerry Clawler - Well The Freak seems calm about his
match later.
Jim Goss - indeed considering he is a fighting a seven
foot moster.
Jerry Clawler - Lets get this ma...

[
The Untouchable Throbber
]
|
Jerry
Clawler is cut short once again when the titantron kicks
into action and Kevin Belly is standing by with The
new Heart Throbber, The Untouchable Heart Throbber.
Kevin Belly: What is with the new name "The Untouchable
Heart Throbber?"
The Untouchable Heart Throbber: Well, since I am in
Philly's Most Wanted, we will be unstoppable.
Kevin Belly: What about the thing happening between
you are Truly A. Mazing?
The Untouchable: Well it doesn't really matter. I will
just get my hands on him in a street fight. I don't
really give what happens, he just better not screw me
in this match.
Kevin Belly: You are facing Titan tonight, do you think
he is going to be hard to defeat?
The Untouchable Heart Throbber: Of course not. He is
nowhere near my level and is not capable of defeating
this new Heart Throbber.
Kevin Belly: You sure?
The Untouchable Heart Throbber: Damn sure.
Kevin Belly: What is your plan against Titan?
The Untouchable Heart Throbber: No plan, just using
my skill. If anybody gets in my face in this match,
they are going to die. I will not get jobbed. I may
be on a losing streak at the moment, but I will come
back, you know I am capable to defeat everybody in this
federation.
Kevin Belly: Yeah, I know you are able to defeat anybody
if you tr...
The Untouchable Heart Throbber: Yeah, I know you were.
about to say try, but oh well. I am able to defeat you
right here, right now.
Kevin Belly: No please, don't think about it!
The Untouchable Heart THrobber: Don't worry I won't!
Well, maybe I will later on this year because I see
you digging your damn boogers and I can't take it anymore,
but weren't we talking about Titan?
Kevin Belly: Yeah we were.
The Untouchable Heart Throbber: Well, enough from him,
Truly A. Mazing, you may think you will win in your
match against The Crow and Blizzard, but I know you
are not because I say so. I control everybody in this
federation.
Kevin Belly: Well... I am not sure about that.
The Untouchable Heart Throbber: Shut your hoe. Now get
out of my face, I am about to go into my match.
Jerry Clawler - Ok for the last time... Lets get this
match under...
Jim Goss - Way...

The
Heart Throbber vs Titan
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[
Standard Match ] [ Non
Title ]
The
Game Blasts through the arenas speaker system as The
Heart Throbber walks out from back stage to a round
of boos from the crowd. He then begins his walk down
the ramp fliiping off the fans on the way down, One
fan puts his hand out for The Heart Throbber to slap
but The Heart Trobber just turns to him and smacks him
in the face with a left hook. The Heart Throber then
continues on to the ring andjumps up onto the apron
and climbs in the ring.
End of the line hits the PA system and Titan walks onto
the top of the ramp with the capacity crow all booing
and jeering him but Titan just ignores the chants and
begins to walk down towards the ring looking at his
opponent all the way. One fan shouts something to Titan
and he rips him from the crowd and hits hom with a Titan
Hammer. Titan then continues to walk to the ring and
walks up the steel steps, He then walks round the apron
and climbs in the ring through the middle rope.
The two athletes begin to stare each other down and
Titan makes the first move sending Heat Throbber to
the canvass with a viscious clothesline, Titan then
lifts Heat Throbber to his feet and whips him into the
corner following close behind but Heart Throbber just
lifts an elbow and Titan crashes straight into it. Heart
Throbber then hits Titan with a running bulldog smashing
his face into the mat, He then lifts Titan to his feet
and nails him with a belly to belly suplex.
Jim Goss - I think its hard to sya who will win this
one.
Jerry Clawler - No Titan will have this all the way.
Heart Throbber goes to lift Titan back to his feet but
Titan hits him with a low blow and Titan jumps to his
feet and nails Heart Throbber with a double arm ddt.
Titan then goes for the pin and Dike Cheoda dives to
the mat but Heart Throbber kicks out afetr a quick two.
Both men then get to their feet and lock up in the middle
of the ring heart Throbber comes out on top executing
a brainbuster on Titan which sends him crashing to the
mat. Heart Throbber then lifts Titan to his feet and
sends him imnto the ropes nailing him with a samoan
drop. Heart Throbber then dives on for the cover and
Dike Cheoda gets to the count of two before Titan kicks
out.
Jerry Clawler - Looks like both these men want this
over.
Jim Goss - It's to early to go for a win just yet though.
Heart Throbber then lifts Titan back to his feet and
goes to whip him into the ropes but Titan reverses the
move and Heart Throbber heads for the ropes closeley
followed by Titan who knocks Heart Throbber over the
top rope with a missile dropkick. Titan climbs to the
outside and picks Heart Throbber off the floor then
sends him flying into the steel steps shoulder first,
Titan then grabs heart Throbber and throws him into
the ring canceling the ten count which Dike Cheoda had
started. Titan rolls into the ring behind Heart Throbber
and lifts him to his feet and sends him crashing to
the floor with a full nelson slam.
Jim Goss - Looks like Titan has the upper hand now.
Jerry Clawler - I told you Titan would win this.
Titan lifts Heart Throbber to his feet and sets him
up for a vertical suplex but Heart Throbber blocks and
sends Titan to the mat with a suplex of his own. Heart
Throbber then picks Titan up off the mat and sends hoim
into the corner following close behind with a bodysplash
which sends Titan sliding down the corner. Heart Throbber
then grabs the top rope and starts stamping Titans mid-section
Dike Cheoda counts to four and Heart throbber stops
and lifts Titan out of the corner and whips him into
the opposite corner following close behind but Titan
lifts his boot in the air and Heart Throbber runs straight
on to the end of it.
Jim Goss - This match is getting better and better.
Jerry Clawler - Yes but i wish someone would end it.
Titan runs out of the corner only to be sent to the
mat by a huge clothesline from, Heart Throbber, Heart
Throbber then lifts Titan back to his feet and sends
him into the ropes hitting a powerslam as Titan comes
back at him. Heart Throbber hooks the leg and Dike Cheoda
counts a late two and Titan kicks out. Heart Throbber
then lifts Titan off the mat and sets him up for the
Heart Stopper but Titan smashes Heart Throbber in the
face with a huge left hook sending him stumbling back.
Jerry Clawler - I thought it was over then.
Jim Goss - If Heart Throbber had landed The Heart Stopper
it would have been.
Titan runs at Heart Throbber attempting to take his
head off with a clothes line but Heart Throbber ducks
underneath and Titan goes straight past and into the
ropes as Heart Throbber hits him with a spine buster.
Heart Throbber lifts Titan back to his feet and sets
him up for the end and Executes the Heart Stopper, Heart
Throbber then dives on Titan and Dike Cheoda counts
to three announcing The Heart Throbber the winner.
Jim Goss - Thats another one over with.
Jerry Clawler - Hang on whats Titan doing out here.
Oh no he's got a steel chair.
Titan slides in the ring with the steel chair as Heart
Throbber is facing the fans celebrating his victory.
Titan taps Heart Throbber on the shoulder and The Heart
Throbber turns round as Titan pulls the chair back above
his head and brings it crashing down on Heart Throbbers
head. End of the Line hits and Titan walks off up the
ramp and backstage.
Winner
- The Heart Throbber

Jim
Goss - Well the new Throbber is undefeated but he now
has a little bruise on his head.
Jerry Clawler - Hahaa nice one.
Jim Goss - Well with that behind us we have one hell
of a matchup next.
Jerry Clawler - As Satan takes on The Freak in a so
called ' Satan Matchup ' known as The Inferno Match.
Jim Goss - Lets get this baby rolling then.

Satan
vs The
Freak
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[
Inferno Match ] [ Hardcore
Title ]
“Wreck”
hits over the PA system and out comes The Freak to a
round of cheers. He swings his trusty singapore cane
around a few times. Then he points out to the fans and
the fans go nuts. He climbs onto the apron and through
the 2nd rope. He makes his way to the center of the
ring and thrusts his arms into the air and some cool
silver pyros go off behind him. He regains composure
stands waiting for Satan……
“The Kane Theme “ rocks the arena and out comes Satan
to a sea of boo’s. HE has the Hardcore title draped
over his shoulder and climbs into the ring as pyros
continue to shoot around the arena. The Freak and Satan
stand toe to toe in the center of the ring staring eachother
down. Satan drops the title and The Freak continues
to stare into the evil eyes of Satan. Satan throws his
hands up and pyros shoot off from the turnbuckles and
The Freak begins to hit Satan.
Jerry Clawler - Hey the match didn’t even start yet.
Jim would you like the honors of igniting the flames.
Jim Goss - I would enjoy that. Fans can we get a count
down?
The fans countdown from 10 and at 1 Goss presses the
button and flames soar from the apron and the fans go
absolutely crazy. The two wrestlers continue to exchange
blows as the flames grow higher and higher. Tim Black
signals for the opening bell and the match is officially
under way. Freak and Satan continue to go blow-for-blow.
Jim Goss - It doesn’t look like either man is letting
down in this match.
Jerry Clawler - Well it is for a very prized title.
Satan and Freak now tie up and Freak wins the tie and
hits a little heel kick. Satan now grabs Freak and whips
him towards the ropes. Freak reverses and sends Satan
into the flames. Satan goes out through the middle ropes
and lands harshly on the concrete.
Jerry Clawler - Looks like Freak is in charge of this
match tonight. He has just brought his A game and there
is no stopping The Freak when he is hot.
Freak walks over to the apron to see where Satan is
but Satan is nowhere to be seen. Freak looks worried
and puzzled at this big man’s disappearance. Freak turns
around and is met face to face with Satan. Satan turns
to walk away and jolts back suddenly laying out Freak
with the Hardkore Title belt. Freak falls to the mat
and Satan goes down and hooks the leg. Black gets to
two and Freak kicks out.
Jim Goss - Close one there. Freak almost lost the match
and we arent 5 minutes into this battle.
Satan picks Freak up to his feet and slings him into
the ropes. Freak returns and the tips of his hair are
on fire. Freak and Tim Black put them out as Satan looks
on and laughs. Seeing this Freak becomes extremely pissed
off. He runs at Satan and pushes him all the way to
the ropes. Freak twists the ropes around and locks Satan
into the burning ropes. Freak grabs his singapore cane
and thrusts it into the throat of Satan.
Jerry Clawler - Mistake #1 never laugh at The Freak
unless you plan on paying dearly.
Freak removes the cane from Satan’s throat and steps
back as Satan falls from the ropes. His back is badly
burned and Satan falls on his face and appears dead.
Freak seems to be concerned if he did kill Satan. He
walks to Satan’s lifeless body and lifts his head. Satan
is alive and grabs Freak. He lifts Freak high into the
air with one hand and begins choking the life from Freak.
Jim Goss - There was Freak’s first mistake. Now it is
Satan 1. Freak 1. In the mistakes category.
Jerry Clawler - Yeah pussy boy this is the CWF show
no mercy!
Freak is dangling in the air and Tim Black makes the
effort to break the hold but Satan just tosses Black
aside and the fans boo. Satan drops Freak and Freak
rolls in pain gasping for air. Satan walks over to Tim
Black and begins choking the ref in the same fashion
he did to Freak. He drops Black and Black drops to the
canvass looking dead. Satan turns to where he dropped
The Freak and he is met with the singapore cane. Satan
now falls to the mat and Freak begins pummeling him.
Jerry Clawler - No ref. Weapons. Crazy ass moves. Now
this is how wrestling was meant to be.
Jim Goss - Yes it was but where is the only place to
find entertainment like this?
Jerry Clawler - Um can I use a lifeline? No, no, just
kidding……CWF!
Jim Goss - That’s right!
Freak continues to slam lefts and rights into the skull
of Satan. Satan seems to be fed up and just tosses Freak
into the air from his back! As Freak comes flying down
Satan lifts a boot that connects with the stomach of
The Freak. Freak rolls onto his back in pain and Satan
rolls onto Freak and Black is now up and makes the count.
One…..two…thre------Freak somehow kicks out.
Jim Goss - Satan had it won. Where the hell did Freak
get that energy.
Jerry Clawler - I will tell you where. From CWF’s official
workout supplement at all of your local nutrition centers.
Freak and Satan steadily climb to their feet and both
go running for opposite ropes. Satan hits his first
and is on his way back as is Freak. Satan ducks from
a clothesline and both men keep going hitting the opposing
ropes. Now they come back and jump towards eachother
connecting in mid air and both fall to the mat seeming
to be done for the match.
Jerry Clawler - After each of them getting such powerful
hits this match is going to a double count out.
Jim Goss - I am afraid it is
Black begins the count…one…two……three………….four………five………..six………seven……eight
here come Deathrow and Ringmaster. Deathrow distracts
Tim Black as Ringmaster runs to the announcer’s side
of the ring and pulls a fire extinguisher from under
the ring. He puts out the fire in front of Goss and
Clawler and climbs into the ring. He drags Satan over
and on top of The Freak and slides out of the ring.
He lites a match and the fire re-ignites. Black sees
the cover and Satan gets the 3 count.
Jerry Clawler - Tim, Tim, Ringmaster put Satan on The
Freak!
Jim Goss - It isnt gonna do any good the match is over
and Satan retains his title due to cheating by his buddies.
Ringmaster now puts out all the fire and Deathrow and
Ringmaster lift up Satan and carry him out with smiles
across their faces as the crowd boo’s them and The Freak
lies lifeless in the ring.
Winner
- Satan

Jerry
Clawler - Welcome back.
Jim Goss - The Freak was conned out of the victory then.
Jerry Clawler - Damn right... This is not the end between
these two i will tell you that.
Jim Goss - But between the next three this is something
new. Up next three supreme athletes are going all out
against each other.
Jerry Clawler - Lets get the triple threat underway.

The
Crow vs Truly A. Mazing
vs Blizzard
[
Triple Threat
] [ Non Title
]
'One'
blasts through the PA system and thr crowd go wild.
A smoke forms at the top of the ramp and The Dark Warrior
can be seen through it. Then the smoke clears and The
Crow descends down the ramp. He circles the ring then
slides in were he hits all fours and the crowd go wild.
Then 'Money Aint A Thing' hits the PA system and the
crowd cheer even louder. Blue fireworks shoot across
the arena and Truly A. Mazing comes running down the
ramp. He slides in the ring and holds his fist in the
air as the crowd go wild. The Crow looks at across at
him as...
'Take A Look Around' powers through the PA system and
Blizzard appears at the top of the ramp with Winter.
He flips the fans off then slowly walks down the ramp.
He proceeds into the ring and Winter waits on the outside.
Jim Goss - Look at the Fear in these wrestlers eyes.
Jerry Clawler - Fear? What you on about...?
Jim Goss - Nevermind...
The Crow runs straight at Blizzard and slams him to
the canvass with a huge clothesline. Truly A. Mazing
spots his chance and runs at The Crow. The Crow sees
him coming and executes a missile drop kick slamming
Truly A. Mazing to the canvass. The Crow peels Blizzard
off the floor and plants him right back down with a
reverse DDT.
Jim Goss - The Crow is dominating this bitch already.
Jerry Clawler - Bitch? I daint know they was fighting
for a female dog.
Jim Goss - Shut up.
Truly A. Mazing climbs to his feet and grabs The Crow
from behind. The Crow tries to escape but fails and
gets driven to the canvass with a full nelson slam.
Truly A. Mazing wastes no time in picking him back up
and lamping him into the turnbuckle. The Crow hits the
turnbuckle and slides down the post.
Jim Goss - I cant wait for the next matchup.
Blizzard climbs to his feet and measures Truly A. Mazing
up. Truly A. Mazing spins round and Blizzard catches
him with a right hook. Truly A. Mazing whipes his face
then backs Blizzard into the corner with a series of
punches. Her continues these punches as Blizzard sinks
down the post.
Jerry Clawlerr - Truly A. Mazing is on a warpath.
Then The Crow comes running from the other side of the
ring and executes a frog splash slamming Truly A. Mazing
and Blizzard together like a sandwhich. The Crow then
whips Truly A. Mazing into the opposite corner. Then
whips Blizzard into the corner. Blizzard hits Truly
A. Mazing and comes stumbling back out.
Jim Goss - This is looking nasty...
The Crow slams him to the floor with an uppercut. Then
Truly A. Mazing comes stumbling back out and The Crow
throws a huge right hand at him. Truly A. Mazing ducks
it and grabs The Crows legs pulling them from underneath
him. He then headbutts him to the groin.
Jerry Clawler - Headbutt to groin.
Jim Goss - Not a nice move for The Crows love life.
Thats if he has one.
Truly A. Mazing then hoists Blizzard up from the canvass
and whips him off the ropes. Blizzard comes running
back and Truly A. Mazing executes an AMAZING GRACE on
him. Then goes for the pin. The crowd go wild as Pearl
Hebner jumps to the canvass and starts the count.
Jim Goss - Its all over here.
The counts is cut short at two when The Crow grabs Truly
A. Mazing's leg and throws him into the air. Truly A.
Mazing hits the canvass with a loud thud as The Crow
appears to be up to something.
Jerry Clawler - Ahh ohh The Crow is up to something.
The Crow has his hands on his knees and is hopping about.
Truly A. Mazing stumbles to his feet and The Crow kicks
him in the gut then executes the DEATH DROP on him.
The Crow then drops to the floor and hooks Truly A.
Mazing's leg. Pearl Hebner hits the canvass to three
and the crowd go wild.
Jim Goss - The Crow is certainly back.
Jerry Clawler - And what an impact he has made.
The Crow leaves the arena as 'One' is heard and the
show cuts into a commercial.
Winner
- The Crow

Jim
Goss - Welcome back to the final part of tonights Backdraft.
Jerry Clawler - We just saw The Crow pick up his victory
in his return match after a little break but now...
Jim Goss - its time...
Jerry Clawler - For the...
Jim Goss - Grand finale...

Soul
Collector
vs
Demon
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|
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[ Cage Match
] [ Non Title
]
Suddenly
'Ministry' powers through the PA system and red fireworks
erupt round the arena. The crowd goes wild as Soul
Collector fades into the top of the ramp and makes
his way to the ring. The cage finally gets lowered
into position and Soul Collector swings the door back
and fourth testing it. He then slides into the ring
and hits the corner were the crowd go wild.
Then 'Paranoid' blasts through the speakers and the
arena is plunged into darkness. Then the lights come
back on and an eiree green fog is filled in the arena
and Demon is in the ring. He throws his hands into
the air and the crowd boo madly.
Jim Goss - Demon is a whole new man nowadays.
Jerry Clawler - I dont think man is the word.
The bell rings and both men start to circle each other.
Their eyes focused at all times. Demon jumps towards
Soul Collector and they lockup. Demon gets the upperhand
and whips Soul Collector off the ropes. Soul Collector
bounces off the ropes and storms back towards Demon.
Demon lifts his leg and Soul Collector smashes to
the ground with a loud thud.
Jim Goss - Soul Collector sure felt that.
Demon peels him back up off the canvass via his hair
and Soul Collector knocks him back then swings his
fist at him. Soul Collector clocks Demon clean on
the jaw with a super right hook. Demon stumbles back
into the corner were Soul Collector climbs to the
second srope and starts to lay into Demon.
Jerry Clawler - Remember folks there is NO DQ in this
matchup.
Jim Goss - I think everyone knows that.
Demon then throws Soul Collector back and steps up
to the second rope. As Soul Collector climbs to his
feet Demon launches at him. Soul Collector catches
him with his right hand round the throat and lifts
him into the air. The crowd go wild as Soul Collector
slams him to the floor with an awesome chokeslam.
Jim Goss - I hope Demon brings me some rock back from
Floor-Ida.
Jerry Clawler - Ha ha fucking ha.
Soul Collector then starts to ascend the cage. He
climbs up bit by bit. As he gets his feet onto the
ropes Demon rises to his feet and runs towards the
ropes. He grasps the cage and shakes it manically.
Soul Collector keeps his grip tight as Demon gives
it up. Demon then starts to climb the cage.
Jim Goss - This is where it gets dangerous.
they both meet half way up the cage and Soul Collector
begins to slam Demons head off the cage. Demon tries
to return the favour but Soul Collector is too powerful.
Soul Collector then grabs Demon by his head and throws
him backwards. Demon loses his grip and goes flying
towards the canvass.
Jerry Clawler - F *BEEP* k me Demon is F *BEEP King
dead.
Soul Collector then climbs to the top of the cage
as 'Bawidabaw' rocks the arena and Alan Stone comes
charging down the ramp. Soul Collector stands high
on top of the cage and glances at Alan Stone. He then
sees Demon starting to move on the floor.
Jim Goss - its decision time big boy.
Soul Collector then looks inside the cage and executes
a flying headbutt off the top of the cage.
Jim Goss - What The F *BEEP* K ?
Jerry Clawler - HIGH Flying manuever !
Demon rolls out the way and Soul Collector hits the
floor head first. Demon then start to climb the cage.
After a few minutes he reaches the top. He then sites
on the top with a leg hanging over either side wondering
what to do. He seems to be talking to himself planning
his moves out as Soul Collector climbs to his feet.
Jerry Clawler - Better think quick Demon.
Soul Collector then starts to climb the cage and Demon
looks outside the cage. He sees Alan Stone standing
there with a chair in his hand looking up at him.
Then Soul Collector pops up next to Demon and both
men start to exchange punches.
Jim Goss - [Ducking his head in his hands] I cant
watch this.
The punches start to slow down as both men weaken
and Alan Stone becomes patientless. Alan Stone then
drops the chair and starts to climb the cage. Demon
and Soul Collector then look at each other. They both
pull back and swing at each other. Their punches connect
at the same time...
Jerry Clawler - Ohhh nooo !!
Soul Collectors punch knocks Demon off the top of
the cage and to the outside of the ring. Demon falls
to the concrete floor and lands on the chair. As Soul
Collector spins to the canvass and slams down with
an echo. Alan Stone then climbs to the top of the
cage and looks around at the damage.
Jim Goss - Get the paramedics out.
Jerry Clawler - I thought you weren't watching?
Jim Goss - I peeped through my fingers.
Alan Stone then jumps off the top of the cage and
crushes Soul Collector with a huge leg drop. The crowd
boo frantically knowing Soul Collector may not be
alive.
Winner
- Demon

Then
Alan Stone lifts Soul Collector to his feet and slams
him to the floor with a STONE COLD before leaving
the arena.
Jim Goss - This is carnage.
Suddenly paramedics comes running down the ramp and
they set Soul Collector up on a stretcher. Demon then
climbs to his feet and does not realise what is going
on. Demon spots the paramedics running up the ramp
with Soul Collector and Demon chases after them.
Jerry Clawler - Run Demon run Demon run run run...
The show goes off the air with Demon disapearing behind
the curtain and the CWF official logo spinning in
the lower left.

[
Credits ]
Tim - Match Three
Commish Phil - Match One/Two
Prez Perkz - Match Four/Five,
The Prez Speaks
Brian - Freak Address' The Fans
Jimmy - The Untouchable Throbber